I'm going to sound like a huge douche about this but here it goes.

There's a girl I hooked up with only once this summer but we're still friends for all intensive purposes. She got a boyfriend after we hooked up but recently broke up with him and now is saying how she wants to pork again. Everytime we talk though she'll say stuff like "you love me :p" to stupid jokes I make and then she'll have these weird emotional outburts about how's she confused about how she feels about me.

I've made it blatantly clear several times I'm not trying to fuck with her head and that I only want to be friends.

I don't want to start ignoring her altogether but she makes me uncomfortable with the things she says.

Mind you she lives out of state for school but comes home once in awhile.

What should I do.

At 10/5/15 03:48 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I'm going to sound like a huge douche about this but here it goes.

You mean you didn't before?

What should I do.

Stop complaining about being forever alone and bang this crazy chick?

At 10/5/15 03:48 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I'm going to sound like a huge douche about this but here it goes.

There's a girl I hooked up with only once this summer but we're still friends for all intensive purposes. She got a boyfriend after we hooked up but recently broke up with him and now is saying how she wants to pork again. Everytime we talk though she'll say stuff like "you love me :p" to stupid jokes I make and then she'll have these weird emotional outburts about how's she confused about how she feels about me.

I've made it blatantly clear several times I'm not trying to fuck with her head and that I only want to be friends.

I don't want to start ignoring her altogether but she makes me uncomfortable with the things she says.

Mind you she lives out of state for school but comes home once in awhile.

What should I do.

You should totally hit that chick up I mean what is there to lose but some old dick skin and a sense of loneliness, the perfect thing about it is she is in school so you know all she is thinking about other then her studies are the dudes shes seeing and maybe she is just realizing you have something she wants and she seems to know you enough to not be bothered by clinging. I i can say is good luck to you and use a condom... kids take away your soul.

At 10/5/15 03:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You mean you didn't before?

Touche my friend.

Stop complaining about being forever alone and bang this crazy chick?

-when have you ever seen me complain about that lately
-she's not gf material
-I dont want a girlfriend
-i get other booty
-shes using sex to try to lure me into a relationship

At 10/5/15 03:48 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I don't want to start ignoring her altogether but she makes me uncomfortable with the things she says.

If you've told her specifically what she's saying that makes you uncomfortable and she still won't stop, then either no contact or Gray Rock. Not much else you can do.

At 10/5/15 04:15 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 10/5/15 03:48 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I don't want to start ignoring her altogether but she makes me uncomfortable with the things she says.

If you've told her specifically what she's saying that makes you uncomfortable and she still won't stop, then either no contact or Gray Rock. Not much else you can do.

That actually might be helpul.

Whether that is sad or not is subjective.

I've dealt with this wrong multiple times due to the fact that I have little/no respect for girls like this; I think your best course of action is to continue as you wish and should she repeat her childish responses to mistaken emotionally fueled assumptions, then maybe you should take a break. She will be upset, she may even ragequit, but will come back in a few days or less if you follow through and don't lead her on in any way.

At 10/5/15 05:04 PM, KhanKhendo wrote: How about you fuck her and see if the guilt lasts to the next morning?

Psssh....

Good idea...

if you're attracted to her and shes into you try and get to know her better then make your decision.

If you absolutely abhor her then tell her that she has no chance.

At 10/5/15 07:49 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 10/5/15 03:48 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: for all intensive purposes.

I've seen you do this twice now, so I'm just going to let you know that the phrase you're thinking of is "for all intents and purposes"

Yeeee

At 10/5/15 09:01 PM, SocialistClock wrote:

At 10/5/15 08:33 PM, MMHM wrote: Oh ohhh. I thought this thread was about something else.

It is

Hanging off my ass?

Good luck. The "ignore them and they go away" approach doesn't seem to work with stalker types. In fact sometimes the less attention you pay them the more intensely amorous they become. What @BrenTheMan said seems a bit genius, but unfortunately that's not something that'll work for me because I'm so far from boring I couldn't pull off 'boring' if I tried. If you can pull it off, might be worth a shot.

I know there's people saying "yeah just fuck her" and stuff, but honestly you're going to give her mixed messages if you do that. I'd say just make sure she doesn't have any of your phone numbers. If she does, change your number and don't give her the new one. I'd say optimally don't let her know where you live but I'll assume she already knows where you live, so bummer.

On the one hand, 'grats', and on the other hand, I feel your pain. 'Grats' in that 'forever alone' types will envy you. I feel your pain in that, yeah, I tend to be a bit amorously sought-after from people I have no interests in.

At 10/5/15 04:15 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: If you've told her specifically what she's saying that makes you uncomfortable and she still won't stop, then either no contact or Gray Rock. Not much else you can do.

Lol that Gray Rock thing reminds me of this crazy lady who hangs out near my house. She randomly approaches people and starts yelling at them in Chinese (even though she speaks perfect English.) Whenever she tries it with me, I just respond with "Blue moon." That's all I say. Eventually she goes away and bothers someone else.

At 10/5/15 03:57 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 10/5/15 03:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Stop complaining about being forever alone and bang this crazy chick?

-shes using sex to try to lure me into a relationship

Well since you're already aware of that then there's no risk of you falling for it, right?
I say go for it if you're in the mood.

Could I have her for my, 'special' needs?

At 10/6/15 03:01 PM, Gremlin wrote: Could I have her for my, 'special' needs?

Go for it?

At 10/6/15 07:04 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: stop trying to be friends with the mentally unstable

But I've always thought of you as my friend and one of my sidegirls.

At 10/6/15 05:44 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 10/6/15 03:01 PM, Gremlin wrote: Could I have her for my, 'special' needs?

Go for it?

Think she would make a good cleaning lady, she could totally be my housemaid.

At 10/6/15 05:57 PM, dem0lecule wrote: He'll have to fly halfway around the world to get to Murica, then drug her with Absolut vodka, and get deported back to Finland.

Can't she just be shoved in a crate with some milk and cereals? And then sent over here via ship or airplane?

Girls have the inbuilt problem of thinking too much, if she says she's confused about her feelings for you, that an indication is actually does have feelings for you and she does see a future with you. The best way to deal with it would be to be as blunt as possible, tell her it's fun but there is no future, something along those lines or say something like you cant keep your body to one girl, you body needs to be shared and adored by the masses

At 10/6/15 11:29 PM, FoAngel wrote: tell her it's fun but there is no future, something along those lines or say something like you cant keep your body to one girl, you body needs to be shared and adored by the masses

Lol :-X

Can I have her number?

At 10/6/15 11:29 PM, FoAngel wrote: Girls have the inbuilt problem of thinking too much, if she says she's confused about her feelings for you, that an indication is actually does have feelings for you and she does see a future with you. The best way to deal with it would be to be as blunt as possible, tell her it's fun but there is no future, something along those lines or say something like you cant keep your body to one girl, you body needs to be shared and adored by the masses

An alternative solution is to say 'I do love you, let's cement our future together', bring her to the roof of a tall building, and tell her to 'look down there at the pretty bird'. Then point convincingly over the edge, and when she bends over the edge to look, crouch down, grab her by her ankles and thrust her over the edge to her death.

Problem solved.

@Suprememessage

You can have her she lives in Ohio right now.

At 10/7/15 01:45 AM, DJ-Ri wrote:

At 10/6/15 11:29 PM, FoAngel wrote: tell her it's fun but there is no future, something along those lines or say something like you cant keep your body to one girl, you body needs to be shared and adored by the masses

Lol :-X

How did you get that picture of me?!

At 10/13/15 10:15 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

At 10/5/15 03:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/5/15 03:48 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I'm going to sound like a huge douche about this but here it goes.

You mean you didn't before?

ahahahahahahha

Yes that was very funny and required to bump a dead thread.

You could have just messaged me "fuck you" and blocked me if you were so inclined.

At 10/13/15 11:07 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: wayaranger's favorite band is pictured below

Nah there's a difference between angst and being a hipster.

a dirty dirty hipster

Nirvana is for said dirty dirty hipsters.

At 10/13/15 11:15 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: sounds like something that someone who listens to nirvana would say

up next is wahyaranger's next favorite band my chemical romance, which he listened to regularly during his time served as a proud eagle scout of america

Atleast you spelled my username right this time.

Cheers.