there is a girl you like
she is on the fence about dating you
she is playing really hard to get
egging you on, telling you yes, telling you no
she's a straight edge girl, doesn't like cup cakes and flowers

What. Do. You. Do.

Girls fucking suck, not worth the hassle. All I need are idealized fictional characters and my left hand.

At 10/4/15 04:44 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Girls fucking suck, not worth the hassle. All I need are idealized fictional characters and my left hand.

:(

I like the way you think, but a man of your style and class must surely have some ideas.

Grab her cock.

At 10/4/15 04:50 PM, Bit wrote: Grab her cock.

She doesn't have a cock.

At 10/4/15 04:52 PM, swaenK wrote:

At 10/4/15 04:50 PM, Bit wrote: Grab her cock.

She doesn't have a cock.

Then you're going after the wrong girl.

At 10/4/15 04:56 PM, Bit wrote: Then you're going after the wrong girl.

I was thinking more along the lines of

"make a movie and edit it showcasing your talents and skills like a "you should date me" video"

not "grab her cock"

come on now

At 10/4/15 05:01 PM, swaenK wrote:

At 10/4/15 04:56 PM, Bit wrote: Then you're going after the wrong girl.

I was thinking more along the lines of

"make a movie and edit it showcasing your talents and skills like a "you should date me" video"

not "grab her cock"

come on now

Grabbing her cock works every time. You're wasting your time with that other sh*t.

At 10/4/15 05:03 PM, Bit wrote: Grabbing her cock works every time. You're wasting your time with that other sh*t.

OK, fine, I agree. sure. Grab her cock. Push yourself in there.

100% agree here, sure. Either you do or you don't.

At 10/4/15 05:03 PM, Bit wrote: Grabbing her cock works every time. You're wasting your time with that other sh*t.

As opposed to being nervous/odd/sad/pathetic

Okay really if she's really playing your emotions like that, I'd just back off for a while. You're interested, but not THAT interested to get after her relentlessly right? If she hasn't been simply leading you on (likely scenario sadly), she'll realize that she's being an idiot and open up to you more.

Or the whole thing can flatline and you'll have to find another grill to waste your time and humanity on.

At 10/4/15 05:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Okay really if she's really playing your emotions like that, I'd just back off for a while. You're interested, but not THAT interested to get after her relentlessly right? If she hasn't been simply leading you on (likely scenario sadly), she'll realize that she's being an idiot and open up to you more.

Or the whole thing can flatline and you'll have to find another grill to waste your time and humanity on.

Not so simple though. If you let her go, she may stray, find someone else, and years will go by before there is another chance.

The interest is at maximum level. Why would you hide such interest? Better to be honest right?

At 10/4/15 05:16 PM, Hoodie wrote: Girls are people like you retard.

This doesn't really answer my question.

I am talking about wooing a girl over. Asking a girl out and then they go "maybe" and put you off. Playing with you. Toying with you.

It's heinous.

There has to be something to win her over, to bring her to the darkside.

At 10/4/15 05:12 PM, swaenK wrote: The interest is at maximum level. Why would you hide such interest? Better to be honest right?

From what I've read about your situation so far, the only honest thing left to do is grab her cock.

At 10/4/15 05:23 PM, TailsPrower wrote: From what I've read about your situation so far, the only honest thing left to do is grab her cock.

Grab. Her. Cock.

I seriously think this is the only method that would prove successful

If she's saying yes, then saying no. She likes the cat and mouse game you've got going with her. So make like a cat and get bored and move onto another mouse.

One of two things will happen.
1. She will pursue you
2. She move on. Then you'll know it was a game to her all along

At 10/4/15 05:48 PM, FoAngel wrote: If she's saying yes, then saying no. She likes the cat and mouse game you've got going with her. So make like a cat and get bored and move onto another mouse.

One of two things will happen.
1. She will pursue you
2. She move on. Then you'll know it was a game to her all along

You could do that. You could call up one of your many exes, but it in that time a) she might fuck some asshole get herpes b) your ex might of gotten herpes and not known about it

why gamble your precious flower? Gambling often doesn't play out.

more accurately

U could make a FAKE facebook account, with a fake model u have salvaged off the net, with fake friends, etc

99% herpes free guarantee.

At 10/4/15 04:44 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Girls fucking suck, not worth the hassle. All I need are idealized fictional characters and my left hand.

This guys right, except for the fictional characters.

He probably means pornies.

At 10/4/15 05:48 PM, FoAngel wrote: If she's saying yes, then saying no. She likes the cat and mouse game you've got going with her. So make like a cat and get bored and move onto another mouse.

One of two things will happen.
1. She will pursue you
2. She move on. Then you'll know it was a game to her all along

She most likely will get bored. Cats desire to be pursued. You walk away from the table, they look at you, say "sure" and fuck off. As they do.

At 10/4/15 05:56 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Puns and such, my friend?

MY FRIEND

Lots and lots of lottery tickets, m'boy.

At 10/4/15 04:41 PM, swaenK wrote: egging you on, telling you yes, telling you no

99% of girls that do this, are just fucking with you. Know why? Because you let them.

The average girl who plays this game does so because she thinks you can only think with your dick. That you will pursue any chance of sex, no matter how slim, without ever standing back and realising it's just a game to her. And that's exactly what most guys do. Often repeatedly, over and over again, even with the same woman several times. All because they're under the sad impression that they'll be seen as losers by their male friends if they don't spend as much of their lives knee deep in pussy as possible. It's pathetic, and sometimes extremely destructive to the guy in question's life too (people have been known to suicide over shit like this).

Ergo, if you have a girl doing this, it's because she's being a sexist idiot and therefore proving that she's not worth your time, even if you deliberately play along with no intention of thinking it's anything more than the dumb game it almost certainly is. Fuck that noise. Find someone you can actually have a conversation with who likes the same things as you, and go from there instead of... whatever the fuck you call this.

At 10/4/15 04:41 PM, swaenK wrote: there is a girl you like
she is on the fence about dating you
she is playing really hard to get
egging you on, telling you yes, telling you no
she's a straight edge girl, doesn't like cup cakes and flowers

What. Do. You. Do.

Ahem.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Sounds like you've made the mistake of seeming too available. You gotta play it cool, like you don't really care whether or not the two of you get together. Sure, make sure she knows you're interested; but also make it seem like you've got other options, even if that's not the case.

Don't be clingy. Back off as much as possible while still maintaining your interest.

Or just go with what that other guy said, and grab her cock.

a rag doused with chloroform

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At 10/4/15 04:41 PM, swaenK wrote: there is a girl you like
she is on the fence about dating you
she is playing really hard to get

don't chase

egging you on, telling you yes, telling you no

she is feeding on your attention, stop giving it to her so easily, make her catch your eye for once, remind her your no bullshit and can get what you want when you want.

she's a straight edge girl, doesn't like cup cakes and flowers

what does that even mean

What. Do. You. Do.

absolutely nothing, she'll do all the work, trust me.

Buy her a CM Punk poster

At 10/4/15 04:41 PM, swaenK wrote: there is a girl you like
she is on the fence about dating you
she is playing really hard to get
egging you on, telling you yes, telling you no
she's a straight edge girl, doesn't like cup cakes and flowers

What. Do. You. Do.

RSD