Oddly I searched for a thread like this and was unable to find one, so here I go.

Obviously if you're one of those dumb reptilian hermaphrodite shapeshifters who wipes their post history this doesn't apply to you.

This was mine, and every single post I made was a shitpost up until around, maybe 2014 or so.

Yours?

At 9/28/15 08:54 PM, MemeFiend wrote: It was this
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1398550#bbspost25655772_post_text

You're already my favorite user.

Memefiend for moderator 2015.

I've come so far.

April 1st 2007... I was 14.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/679893#bbspost12230900_post_text

Topic Name: Another 300 Topic

Post: "my record is like 192 but if were talking wii sports bowling then its about 252 lol"

Oddly enough I did just go bowling yesterday and my record is about in the 220s or 230s now. I bowl with both hands as of a January this year and that would be my right hand record. My left hand record is a 178.

Anyway it's not that bad of a first post but it is definitely lacking in proper capitalization and grammar. That issue is a lot more glaring in some of my other posts from around this time.

At 9/28/15 09:18 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: "I voted for the guy you said,yaaay!Please go on my site or email me by clicking here .I like newgrounds."

I was 14

At least I had the defense that I was ten when I posted mine. Maybe you were a slow bloomer.

My first post was me showing my appreciation for this anime series that I watched.

And then here is the time when I got my first forum reply ever.

And believe it or not, but I got my first reply of a reply ON THE SAME DAY WOAH. @X-Gary-Gigax-X.

Haha yeah, that was a crazy day for me.

EDIT: All of this retrospect is getting intense for me. It's like it was only a little over a year ago.

I just joined in May bro.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1392020#bbspost25541578_post_text

At 9/28/15 09:32 PM, FinaLee wrote: My first post was me showing my appreciation for this anime series that I watched.

And then here is the time when I got my first forum reply ever.

And believe it or not, but I got my first reply of a reply ON THE SAME DAY WOAH. @X-Gary-Gigax-X.

Haha yeah, that was a crazy day for me.

EDIT: All of this retrospect is getting intense for me. It's like it was only a little over a year ago.

Your sass was perfected even when you made your first post. I'm kind of jealous.

At 9/28/15 09:40 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/28/15 09:33 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I just joined in May bro.

did you have another account before?
I am honestly surprised your account is so new. I would have sworn I'd seen your username here for years already

I just remember him as 'that guy with the ugly MSPaint avatar'.

At 9/28/15 09:41 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/28/15 09:40 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: did you have another account before?
I am honestly surprised your account is so new. I would have sworn I'd seen your username here for years already

I just remember him as 'that guy with the ugly MSPaint avatar'.

You guys are drunk I just found Newgrounds in May.

I actually skim through some of my old posts now and then, it's a therapeutic window into the progression of my thoughts and mind when I was a kid.

For those interested.

At 9/28/15 10:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I looked through the "post a photo of yourself" thread cos that is where I thought I had seen you
it turns out I was getting you mistaken for Phobotech
carry on as normal

Weird I'm pretty sure there was just a thread like this a week ago about people remembering things that didn't happen.

At 9/28/15 10:08 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 9/28/15 10:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I looked through the "post a photo of yourself" thread cos that is where I thought I had seen you
it turns out I was getting you mistaken for Phobotech
carry on as normal

Weird I'm pretty sure there was just a thread like this a week ago about people remembering things that didn't happen.

I remember when you were a moderator. You barely lasted a week before getting kicked out because you kept banning all the idiots on the forums and there was nobody left.

At 9/28/15 10:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I remember when you were a moderator. You barely lasted a week before getting kicked out because you kept banning all the idiots on the forums and there was nobody left.

I was never a mod.

See it's happening to you too.

No but seriously I was never a mod.

Apparently my first post was me asking if I could join the Nintendo club. Seems legit

At 9/28/15 10:10 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 9/28/15 10:09 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I remember when you were a moderator. You barely lasted a week before getting kicked out because you kept banning all the idiots on the forums and there was nobody left.

I was never a mod.

See it's happening to you too.

No but seriously I was never a mod.

But I have proof. I took this screenshot when you were still a moderator.

At 9/28/15 10:38 PM, Suprememessage wrote: But I have proof. I took this screenshot when you were still a moderator.

k.

At 9/28/15 09:16 PM, Vinnyy wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/782807/8#bbspost17388092_post_text

I cringe when I look at my early posts.

"...is the shit that really hits the fans!"

I love that this can be taken two ways. Your early posts were gorgeous.

Wow,my very first post! I've come sooo far from this lol..back in the day..

"Response to: Server Problems
Posted September 26th, 2003 in NG News

What's up with all the slow loading pages and movies?I have Comcast Highspeed internet and is still havin problems tryin to watch some movies..Can someone please try harder to fix these problems?!!!!"

Sept 26th, 2003 in NG News....I thought I was a big shot having a fast internet connection lol..

At 9/29/15 12:27 AM, Vixuzar wrote:

At 9/28/15 08:50 PM, Suprememessage wrote: This was mine, and every single post I made was a shitpost up until around, maybe 2014 or so.

You were an entirely different person back then.

I was ten years old. What did you expect?

My old posts are embarrassing to look back on but I don't delete them because they're a valuable part of history and also I do occasionally like to look back on some members I talked to before they left the forums. It's worth noting I was prescribed a significantly lower dose of Adderall when I first joined the site than I am on now.

"Hey! D&d and D20 Modern are really fun games (my favorite non-videogame game) does anyone else play these games and/or feels the same way I do about them?"

I dare anyone here to find a shittier first post than mine. In fact, my first hundred or so posts are just awful.

At 9/29/15 12:41 AM, KillerSkull wrote: "Hey! D&d and D20 Modern are really fun games (my favorite non-videogame game) does anyone else play these games and/or feels the same way I do about them?"

I dare anyone here to find a shittier first post than mine. In fact, my first hundred or so posts are just awful.

My fourteenth post is worse.

"Why are you all jerks?? screw this site, its full of morons and BTW Why the hell did you guys take my sword pic? RAWR ILL EAT YOUR SOUL
Its a good thing ill watermark the image and change it >:D"

I was such a shitty dumb child. Now I'm a shitty dumb teenager. That right there may have been the dumbest post in the entire history of Newgrounds. I'm ashamed.

At 9/29/15 12:41 AM, KillerSkull wrote: I dare anyone here to find a shittier first post than mine. In fact, my first hundred or so posts are just awful.

Well, I hope you've gotten better at posting!

Also, I may have been a cunt who wiped all my posts, but I still remember my first thread being about NES's because I tried fitting in with the community.

At 9/29/15 12:49 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:41 AM, KillerSkull wrote: I dare anyone here to find a shittier first post than mine. In fact, my first hundred or so posts are just awful.

Well, I hope you've gotten better at posting!

Also, I may have been a cunt who wiped all my posts, but I still remember my first thread being about NES's because I tried fitting in with the community.

You managed to fit a certain part of you into a certain part of me, though, so I guess it all worked out in the end.

Lego Video Games.
Posted April 9th, 2014 in General
My favorite Lego Video Game has to be Lego Star Wars. Ive been a Star Wars fan since I was a little kiddo. Anyone have any other favorites??

Yup.. 88 Pages of Cringe.

repsonded to a news post like 15 years ago, holy fuck

At 9/29/15 12:50 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:49 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:41 AM, KillerSkull wrote:

You managed to fit a certain part of you into a certain part of me, though, so I guess it all worked out in the end.

killerskull help what did i get myself into

At 9/29/15 12:53 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:50 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:49 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:41 AM, KillerSkull wrote:

You managed to fit a certain part of you into a certain part of me, though, so I guess it all worked out in the end.

killerskull help what did i get myself into

You may suppress the memories but I remember our steamy hot chats we had over Steam, baby cakes. Whaddya say we take this party back to my place?

At 9/29/15 12:53 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:53 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:50 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:49 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 9/29/15 12:41 AM, KillerSkull wrote:

You managed to fit a certain part of you into a certain part of me, though, so I guess it all worked out in the end.

killerskull help what did i get myself into

You may suppress the memories but I remember our steamy hot chats we had over Steam, baby cakes. Whaddya say we take this party back to my place?

Yes, I do remember our Steam chats. I left traumatized.
To quote an ancient Greek philosopher.

Why are you all jerks?? screw this site, its full of morons and BTW Why the hell did you guys take my sword pic? RAWR ILL EAT YOUR SOUL
Its a good thing ill watermark the image and change it >:D

At 9/29/15 12:56 AM, Monster64 wrote:

Why are you all jerks?? screw this site, its full of morons and BTW Why the hell did you guys take my sword pic? RAWR ILL EAT YOUR SOUL
Its a good thing ill watermark the image and change it >:D

I should start hiding that turtle in my posts as an in-joke.