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Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff

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Want to eat rainbow-colored Doritos? Now you can!
https://www.yahoo.com/food/taste-the-rainbow-doritos-to-launch-pride-129278336241.html

Possible side effects include rainbow-colored excrement.
(After all, "Taste the rainbow, shit out the rainbow")

Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-17 19:45:46


Looks like The Dark Side of the Moon. You don't gay up The Dark Side of the Moon.


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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-17 20:36:35


At 9/17/15 08:29 PM, NekoMika wrote: Less rainbow food, thanks. :)

I've already seen red and blue chips. And green chips, if you consider Kale Chips 'chips'.

Purple too. I suppose the only color of chip that would surprise me would be pink. Does those exist? Hm.

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-17 20:39:33


At 9/17/15 08:36 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
At 9/17/15 08:29 PM, NekoMika wrote: Less rainbow food, thanks. :)
I've already seen red and blue chips. And green chips, if you consider Kale Chips 'chips'.

Purple too. I suppose the only color of chip that would surprise me would be pink. Does those exist? Hm.

Pink potato chips exist.
https://www.google.com/search?q=pink+potato+chips&espv=2&biw=1024&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMIpbrogaz_xwIV0fqACh1G4A0i

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-18 12:50:06


Okay but what do they taste like?


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-18 19:46:30


I just want to say, why does rainbow have to equal gay? Why can't rainbow just equal rainbow? I mean it's a natural physical effect of light refraction, and what the hell would gay physics even mean?

And if you want to get even more technical, colors don't even exist anyway -- only the wavelengths exist and any colors are strictly created by our own receptors and interpreted by our brains. Some other animal could see completely different, or even more, colors, and not be incorrect. Mantis shrimp has us beat for color vision.


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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-18 20:48:11


Reminds me of the episode of Spongebob where he made pretty patties.

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-18 23:34:44


Unless they are the Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch flavored chips, I'm not going to shell out $10 for a bag of rainbow colored Doritos, even if does go to a good cause when I could go to any supermarket and get them for $3-$4.


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-19 02:24:11


I'd actually try them if they weren't the disgusting "Cool Ranch" flavor...


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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-19 07:33:24


What pride?

Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff


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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-19 08:40:39


At 9/18/15 12:50 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Okay but what do they taste like?

HIV and regrets.


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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-19 11:22:33


At 9/17/15 07:44 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Want to eat rainbow-colored Doritos?

No

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-19 23:46:55


At 9/19/15 07:04 PM, One-Eyed-Jack wrote: I Greatly disagree with gay pride... I Don't like fags, Or their flag.... This will be the end of me buying doritos...

I disagree with points one and two.

Point three, I side with you, but only because I disagree with capitalizing on the struggle of others when it passes the line from socially unacceptable to mainstream and profitable.

Doritos wants money from gays and lesbians. Point blank. That is the only motivating factor here.

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-20 03:20:19


Doritoes are disgusting.

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-20 03:22:36


This has so many conservatives pissed off.

Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-20 12:38:12


At 9/19/15 09:31 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/19/15 08:40 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 9/18/15 12:50 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Okay but what do they taste like?
HIV and regrets.
I was totally wrong. Rad's right. Cum is the dip.

HIV, regrets, and AIDS. Taste the STDs!

Buy now and get the pineapple flavored cum dip. Limited time offer as well.


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Response to Doritos makes a LGBT Spinoff 2015-09-20 12:56:30


At 9/19/15 11:46 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Doritos wants money from gays and lesbians. Point blank. That is the only motivating factor here.

"You won’t find these fun snacks in stores — you can only snag a bag of Doritos Rainbows if you donate $10 or more to the It Gets Better Project.

Once you donate, Doritos will ship the snacks to you in about 1 to 2 weeks. One hundred percent of proceeds go to It Gets Better, and Doritos covers the shipping costs."

I was wondering about the artificial colouring content, but after reading this in the article I couldn't give a toss.


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