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Which Meal is the Manliest?

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Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 18:53:59


Including restuarant courses, which meal do you believe to be the manliest?


Human flesh.

Also penis.

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:00:26


Quinoa salad. The balls you need to order that in public are huge.

But really we all know steak is the manliest thing to eat.


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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:02:32


At 9/10/15 07:00 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Quinoa salad. The balls you need to order that in public are huge.

But really we all know steak is the manliest thing to eat.

I personally think that the notion that "meat is the only food that's manly" to be a stereotype.

Why can't all other foods be equally manly as well?

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:05:30


At 9/10/15 07:01 PM, Homicidee wrote: Chuck Norris slow cooked in a smoker.

Segata Sanshiro flaming fajita.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eDSt8OHkx0

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:05:42


At 9/10/15 07:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I personally think that the notion that "meat is the only food that's manly" to be a stereotype.

Why can't all other foods be equally manly as well?

Cheese is manly. Donuts are manly. Peeps in halloween shapes are extremely manly. But all foods? That would include tofu. Tofu has no capacity to be manly.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:05:50


At 9/10/15 07:00 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: But really we all know steak is the manliest thing to eat.

Cooked rare and served with an imperial stout of course.


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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:07:43


-Grilled meat.
-Rare meat.
-Organ meat.
-Eyes.
-Testicles.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:09:03


At 9/10/15 07:07 PM, Painbringer wrote:
-Testicles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 19:22:13


At 9/10/15 07:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Why can't all other foods be equally manly as well?

Do you think you'd see a big burly biker or lumberjack eating a watercress sandwich?

Which Meal is the Manliest?


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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 20:25:44


The manliest meal is your mom's vagina.

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 20:36:30


Spongebob-Shaped Macaroni and Cheese.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 20:38:18


Semen I guess.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 20:49:29


BBQ ribs
Charbroiled burger
Spare-rib steak
Mashed potatoes with gravy
Corn on the cob


You haven't seen me yet.

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 21:00:14


He's a meal that you may or may not have heard of that can be considered manly:

One of those 72 oz. (or larger) steak eating challenges in which you must eat the giant steak within the given time frame (such as an hour) for the meal to be free. If you take longer than the time frame given you must pay for the meal.

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 22:22:35


Bacon bacon....


None shall pass

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 22:22:59


Since I work for a caterer, the manliest meal I have experienced was roast beef and roasted reds.


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 22:28:37


Anything that is considered either exotic, endangered and can be served rare on a grill is about as manly as one person can ever think of. Unfortunately, the folks at Greenpeace and others like them will raise a hissy fit over buffalo or whale meat, so either steak, BBQ ribs or anything extra hot will have to suffice, and don't forget to add the bacon, for the protein of course.


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 22:29:58


Should I be surprised nobody has answered "pussy"?

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Nah.


The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 22:34:06


At 9/10/15 10:29 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: Should I be surprised nobody has answered "pussy"?

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Nah.

I'm surprised that nobody mentioned porn yet since in porn the people involved get treated like pieces of meat.

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 23:09:41


At 9/10/15 07:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I personally think that the notion that "meat is the only food that's manly" to be a stereotype.

Why can't all other foods be equally manly as well?

A bowl full of Carolina Reaper peppers!

Manliest meal and it's not even a meat!

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Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 23:11:52


At 9/10/15 11:09 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 9/10/15 07:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I personally think that the notion that "meat is the only food that's manly" to be a stereotype.

Why can't all other foods be equally manly as well?
A bowl full of Carolina Reaper peppers!

A one-way trip to the hospital but it's totally worth it!

Response to Which Meal is the Manliest? 2015-09-10 23:14:38


I once ate a bowl-a-nails for breakfast.


Oldskies lmao

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