Who Will Run Newgrounds...
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A truly prophetic sig...
At 8/16/15 05:05 PM, jonthomson wrote: The Clock Crew run Newgrounds, noob
*coolly takes drag off cigarette*
Clock Crew wishes.
Liam and Seth Fulp will fight to the death for it which will be adorable since they'll both still be kids when it happens.
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Wade. After Wade, ownership would probably fall on one (or both) of Tom's kids.
If they're not interested, I don't know who would take over. I never got the impression that April was a fan of dick jokes so I don't think she would do it.
Maybe Bren would gain control of Newgrounds. I've seen him make a few penis puns so we know that he's perfect for the job. He's also the only admin who regularly humors us sad BBS type people.
At 8/16/15 05:28 PM, KhanKhendo wrote:At 8/16/15 04:56 PM, BoobMarley wrote: when Tom dies in 2018?Tom's going to die in 2018?
Nobody told you about The Prophecy?
At 8/16/15 05:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 8/16/15 05:26 PM, Bit wrote: I never got the impression that April was a fan of dick jokesThese people exist?
Supposedly.
It would explain why April doesn't use the BBS.
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PU PI PI PU PI PIII
List of candidates (not to be taken seriously unless you want to):
A.) Chris Chan
B.) Bill Gates
C.) A Brony
D.) A Furry
E.) "Weird Al" Yankovic
F.) Hugh Hefner
G.) Donald Trump
H.) Tim Cook
I.) Someone's Pet (A Hamster, Dog, Cat, etc.)
J) Angry Video Game Nerd
K) Tracy Morgan
L) Justin Bieber
M) Justin Timberlake
N) Robbie Knievel
O) A Robotic Army Tank
P) A Pornstar
Q) Steve Harvey
R) Neil deGrasse Tyson
S) A Dangerous Wild Animal (Shark, Wild Boar, Gorilla, etc.)
T) Barack Obama
U) Bill Clinton
V) Al Gore
W) An Alien from Outer Space
X) Cthulhu
Y) Supergandhi64
Z) Godzilla
At 8/17/15 08:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: A.) Chris Chan
C.) A Brony
D.) A Furry
I.) Someone's Pet (A Hamster, Dog, Cat, etc.)
P) A Pornstar
S) A Dangerous Wild Animal (Shark, Wild Boar, Gorilla, etc.)
W) An Alien from Outer Space
Y) Supergandhi64
Why did you list Wegra 8 times?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 8/17/15 08:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: List of candidates (not to be taken seriously unless you want to):
V) Al Gore
Who better to run Newgrounds then the man who invented the internet!
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At 8/17/15 09:46 AM, Radaketor wrote:
*dubstep build-up
*dubstep build-up
*dubstep build-up
---*DUBSTEP BUILD-UP---
Why did you list Wegra 8 times?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 8/18/15 12:18 PM, PussyShark wrote:
Dubstep?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 8/18/15 12:58 PM, Radaketor wrote:At 8/18/15 12:18 PM, PussyShark wrote:Dubstep?
hey, not my fault that's what the memes use.
Actually according to the NG constitution the king of the portal AKA strawberryclock will become ruler of NG upon Tom's leave of office.
Oldskies lmao
By the laws of gods and men, the son of Tom Fulp will inherit The NewGrounds Kingdom when Tom dies. However Tom's brother Wade will rule in Tom's son's place until he becomes of age.
At 8/16/15 05:30 PM, Bit wrote:At 8/16/15 05:28 PM, KhanKhendo wrote:Nobody told you about The Prophecy?At 8/16/15 04:56 PM, BoobMarley wrote: when Tom dies in 2018?Tom's going to die in 2018?
Okay, I'll bite Bit, what prophecy? Despite being a total geek and wiry as fuck, Tom's actually quite fit. He (I suppose still) runs over a mile once or twice a week, goes to the gym, roughs up his kids... and since he had his sperm rediverted to his bladder about a year and half ago, probably developing a lot of core strength (horizontally speaking) with his beautiful wife.
One of Tom's sons will be the new Tom, and the other, the new Wade. The Newgrounds bloodline must be kept pure.
At 8/19/15 08:16 AM, VicariousE wrote:At 8/16/15 05:30 PM, Bit wrote:Okay, I'll bite Bit, what prophecy? Despite being a total geek and wiry as fuck, Tom's actually quite fit. He (I suppose still) runs over a mile once or twice a week, goes to the gym, roughs up his kids... and since he had his sperm rediverted to his bladder about a year and half ago, probably developing a lot of core strength (horizontally speaking) with his beautiful wife.At 8/16/15 05:28 PM, KhanKhendo wrote:Nobody told you about The Prophecy?At 8/16/15 04:56 PM, BoobMarley wrote: when Tom dies in 2018?Tom's going to die in 2018?
The Kongregate heretics will nail Tom to a giant wooden phallus and he will die for our spams. Some days later, he will be resurrectioned and taken to The Portal where he will rule his kingdom of flash. Then, sometime between a year and two thousand years later, he will return to take everyone who has achieved level 60 to The Portal where they can spend eternity watching animations and playing games.
I didn't know that Tom was shooting blanks, though. I guess you learn something new every day.
At 8/19/15 09:54 AM, Bit wrote: I didn't know that Tom was shooting blanks, though. I guess you learn something new every day.
I should've asked him in person, but I don't think he froze any of his sperm before he had the vasectomy. It's still reversible, or they could 'go in' and set some seed that way, eww.
Lol, I like the NBC PSA pic, brings back awful, politically correct memories of the 1980's programming that was going on at the time.
The cake is a liar!
At 8/17/15 09:55 PM, Sekhem wrote:At 8/17/15 08:21 PM, AnonOfCali wrote: my daddyhere i am
my stint in adx is finished up and i'm going to go back to fucking your mom
ok thanks
lol, whoops - meant to post this thread in the secret forum.
was wondering how all you plebians were able to post here.
haha, my bust, everyone just pretend you don't know about 2018 yet
