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Snooki is hot now

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Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 14:07:50


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Snooki is hot now


 

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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 14:11:37


she still ugly


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 14:23:10


Not as bad as she was. But still nah bruh.


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 15:37:04


She looks like a Latina MILF now. Having a child can really change a person.


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 16:24:11


At 8/13/15 02:49 PM, saqwert wrote: Literally who?

Literally Hitler.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 16:35:23


In the first picture she looks like Paul blarts daughter.
Just sayin.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 17:43:30


did she ever keep those kids? wasn't she pregnant or some shit?

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 19:29:43


Nope. Still not hot.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 19:30:59


what a fucking brownie. How is she still relevant in any way?


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 19:31:16


shes always been extremely attractive

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-13 20:54:56


All I see are two pictures of similar looking dumpsters.


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-14 05:21:46


If no one here knew about Jersey Shore, who she was, or what she looked like before, you would all be saying that you would hit it.

So yes, I would hit it. And so would the rest of you.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-14 05:26:23


At 8/13/15 02:28 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I'd tap before and after.

Is there anything you wouldn't fuck?

Inb4 me, my mom or something

At 8/14/15 05:21 AM, PyroGreg wrote: If no one here knew about Jersey Shore, who she was, or what she looked like before, you would all be saying that you would hit it.

So yes, I would hit it. And so would the rest of you.

True, i have really low standards, though.


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-14 18:06:18


What the hell is that thing on the left.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-14 19:14:02


Hate to admit it, but yeah; she is kinda hot now.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 01:45:37


I want to punch her disgusting face


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 02:09:30


So she went from a 5/10 to a 6/10? Is that what people are calling hot nowadays?
That's barely average.

Some of you either have really low standards or else the quality of girls where you live is just not that great.

Do some of you actually think she's a 9/10 or 10/10? I'd hate to see what your idea of a 5/10 is in that case.

I can tell you if I saw someone who looked like that in a club I wouldn't have any interest unless her personality was just amazing. And I'm assuming hers isn't.


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 02:13:48


Yeah her face has not aged well at all since giving birth. She may only be i wanna say 30 but that face says at least 50.

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 02:18:58


At 8/15/15 02:09 AM, NeonSpider wrote: So she went from a 5/10 to a 6/10? Is that what people are calling hot nowadays?
That's barely average.

Some of you either have really low standards or else the quality of girls where you live is just not that great.

Do some of you actually think she's a 9/10 or 10/10? I'd hate to see what your idea of a 5/10 is in that case.

I can tell you if I saw someone who looked like that in a club I wouldn't have any interest unless her personality was just amazing. And I'm assuming hers isn't.

This whole thread is kinda silly since attractiveness is entirely subjective anyway... IMO she looked better before she got all skinny and tatted up, but that's just me. Either way, I'm not really fond of this whole celebrity gossip thing. Seriously... who cares?

Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 02:24:20


At 8/13/15 02:07 PM, Khifa wrote: Discuss

Definite Milf/Gilf material!


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 02:58:27


At 8/15/15 02:18 AM, DJ-Ri wrote: This whole thread is kinda silly since attractiveness is entirely subjective anyway... IMO she looked better before she got all skinny and tatted up, but that's just me. Either way, I'm not really fond of this whole celebrity gossip thing. Seriously... who cares?

Well true, but he asked what people thought and that's what I think. I don't even keep up with celebrity gossip so I really couldn't care less about that. I'm evaluating strictly based on looks, as per the instructions in the OP.

And to me, the "before" looks like a 5/10 while the "after" looks like a 6/10. I don't typically go for any less than a 7/10 so she'd be beneath my standards unless her personality pulled up her attractiveness.

As for specifics, I think her hairstyle improved and her weight improved between the pictures. And tattoos aren't a negative in my book. So based on the hairstyle improvement and weight improvement, she gains a point.

I don't particularly like curly, frizzy hair which is her current style, but that's still better than whatever it was going on at the top of her head in her previous hairstyle.


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Response to Snooki is hot now 2015-08-15 04:08:43


At 8/13/15 02:09 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: nah mate
nah

I second that motion. She makes other NJ hoodrats look bad yo. Good thing I'll be leaving the state in about 2 months time


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