Impress other Newgrounders

[Makakaov]

What is the most impressive thing you have done, or are working on? Try to actually impress others.

[Radaketor]

I went one week without peeing once, almost died.
Beat that, bitches.

[coaliscool42]

I once earned 6 dollars doing online surveys

[Yomuchan]

I have drawn hentai of every active member of the newgrounds BBS.

[PussyShark]

I can breathe through my nose.

[Bit]

I have a Newgrounds account from 1994.

I am such an old fig.

[Fenny]

if you insist

[Fenny]

At 8/12/15 02:13 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 8/12/15 02:07 PM, Monster-64 wrote: if you insist

I do 10-20 minutes less for that distance.

stahp it youre hurting my feelings
Mods? Mods? Mods?

[Gremlin]

At 8/12/15 07:57 AM, Radaketor wrote: I went one week without peeing once, almost died.
Beat that, bitches.

Ok, but I'll haunt you forever.

I can be your ghost wingman

[Painbringer]

I once held my breath for 7 minutes underwater.

[Chdonga]

I made this Sonic thing on LittleBigPlanet Vita that I am seriously proud of. LBP isn't the best movie making software (and LBP Vita is an even worse place to put it on) but I'm planning on making it into a series. Although I'm worried most people will laugh it off as funny randumb nonsense and stop watching after the first 15 seconds.

I've made a few other things that I'm proud of in LBP, but this thing was my proudest feat because I didn't take a break from and forget about for a year like all my other projects.

[BioSlade]

I can last almost an hour having sex...kinda douchy I know but I hear the minimum is like what? 15 min...Im a bit proud of that...I mean if she takes over im done in 5 lul

[DM692]

I often get scratches at work, but carry on like a boss

[AoiShinigami]

I posess the ability to moonwalk.

[Radaketor]

At 8/12/15 02:17 PM, Gremlin wrote: Ok, but I'll haunt you forever.

I can be your ghost wingman

Yay, companyyy.

[SmartyPants]

I can balance a beach ball on my nose.

...For five seconds.

[Neoslayre]

At 8/12/15 11:02 AM, saqwert wrote: almost

Almost...

[TheMadWasp]

I have a life.

oooooooh

At 8/12/15 11:15 AM, YomToxic wrote: I have drawn hentai of every active member of the newgrounds BBS.

Yeah right, of course you have.

[The-Great-One]

I've not done anything impressive.

[Silverspoop]

I stayed up a week straight without sleep.

[ArcadeDominator]

At 8/12/15 12:42 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I went outside.

It's a wonderful place. You guys should go there more often.

Stop with the stereotype jokes. You're doing this because you have no thoughtful ideas for making us laugh, what a loser.

[Lusin]

I suited up.

[PussyShark]

My post quality has just started to not suck after 10 years.

[ArcadeDominator]

At 8/13/15 07:52 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 8/13/15 06:20 PM, saqwert wrote:
BTFO
Here Vinnyy, you'll need these

That won't fix the wound in my soul.

Then don't do shit like that again.

[Lazydaemon]

Saved lives. No, seriously. I've known some people emotionally hurt enough who wanted to kill themselves, and...they don't wanna do that anymore. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

[Tropicana]

I do autistic paintings
I also have three reproductive organs

[UVSoaked]

At 8/12/15 02:07 PM, Monster-64 wrote: if you insist

Pace of 6:19 per km if I'm not mistaken? Pssshhhhhhhh.

[Suprememessage]

I've been bothering someone I dislike on Skype by sending them a page of homoerotic fanfiction I've written about them and their love affair with Donald Trump, every day, for the past three years.

They haven't bothered blocking me yet for reasons unknown.

Maybe they secretly like it, I can't see why else they'd keep reading it.

[Natick]

i've made it up to this point without falling out of my chair and breaking my spine

[LightningLion]

I'm working on a Super Smash Bros related animation. It should be done within a couple weeks.

Other stills:
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/6f596392309b1b485072ebbca9f5834a
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3b7f99802ce47513024b08218a58d2a8
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/56783b4b48c04cde828485d5a2ff78af