OKAY STORY TIME GUYS:
So, here I was on my way to Benny Benassi's concert that evening when I stopped by my friend's house to pick up some intoxicants. Passing by I seen a trailer that said 666. I thought "fuck yeah my favorite number" and kept walking. Upon arriving at my friend's house I purchased my molly and I was on my way to the show.
My friend was late, as usual. I had his share of the score. So, I ingested my portion after smoking a one hooter in the venue. I started to get a serious stomach ache so I laid down on some pallets right beside the bar. The bar was aware I had a stomach ache and I drank some milk to alleviate it, which helped...
I was listening to the first DJ play some incredible opening tunes which were blowing my mind as I laid there, when bouncers pulled me off my feet and threw me out. Upon passing the exit door, I saw a bouncer who looked like my dead friend and in my drugged up stupor I attempted to shake his hand (which was foolish). I had a mix CD I produced that I threw on the stage with a note that I had for Benny Benassi (as I am a fairly big fan)
Upon exiting, a man came out and said "yo man there's going to be some guys coming to kick your ass" so I fucked off. The guy was a huge fucking D-bag who told me this though, I have serious doubts that he had 100% noble intentions. He might of told me to walk off in order to get me away from the venue in order to facilitate the beatings. I do believe there was beatings in store for me though. LUCKILY NOT.
SO I was walking up the road and I go to pass through a back alley which is the only way home. Ahead of me I am hallucinating men walking ahead, like my brain is telling me this is a serious fucking trap. Literally I heard them talking in my head, hallucinations? maybe. "he's coming this way, get ready to beat his fucking ass"
So I turn back, and I hide behind a snow drift for a little while to recover my marbles which were severely shaken. I loiter over to the nearest A&W and I see a very large native american male in the store window. He's a custodian. At least 6'8 and probably 450 lbs. Just insanely built.
This is where the story gets interesting, I do perfect sign language (I DONT KNOW ANY SIGN LANGUAGE). I SHIT YOU NOT, I do absolutely perfect sign language, and this guy see's me. He was a bit thrown off at first, but when he sees my sign language he immediately comes right out and helps me. I ask him if he smokes some weed, he says yes, so I break him off a little nug for the road. My uncle picks me up after I called home for a ride.
This is when the story gets even more interesting :) while laying in my bed, listening to the crappy mix I gave to Benny (It was OK, I had listened to it a hundred times already so it was empty to me) and a big demon formed above me in my vision. He was black and red and he coalesced across my entire ceiling. From one corner to the other. When I asked him "how could something so evil be so beautiful?" he disappeared and Benny Benassi as a cartoon depiction took the corner of my room and I felt silence and calmness. Very quiet, for two hours I felt nothing but silence. Not a thought was had. It was incredibly peaceful. His colours were extremely pretty, the cartoon depiction of him was very much "cooking for pumpkin"
THIS IS NOT THE ONLY TIME I HAVE DONE "MIRACLES" :)
but alas, I may be struck dead tomorrow by a moving vehicle, or die in a car accident, just as easily as that, so I shouldn't brag too much. And they're not really "miracles" as I haven't turned water into wine, but you know. One day right?
Or maybe I am not of the genetics of (a) God and I never will be able to :( LIKE FUR REAL YOU GUYS TAHT WOULD BE LIEK HARD
have you ever done magic? real magic, street magic, is cool in and of itself. and equally as challenging as whatever the fuck I have done in my life. Truly the world is magic.
Funny note: Benny Benassi used a little logo I designed on his website for a (couple?) years that I threw on stage.
Another funny note: I found Benny Benassi on Newgrounds when they had the iPage links on the front page ^.^
bouncers were huge steroid abusing self absorbed dickfaces with nothing but selfish ideals