Stranded in a uninhabited island filled with trees, many of which they grows durians and some that grows noni. With nothing else to eat, what would you do? Will you be desperate enough to eat these fruits?
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 7/19/15 11:47 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I'd order a pizza by drone.
Problem solved.
At that point, that's when you're hallucinating due to malnutrition, causing you to think you were able to order a pizza via drone, followed by a rescue.
Better to have good thoughts during the last moments I guess.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Noni and Durians.. well, that tells me I'm somewhere in southeast asia along the polynesian chain. Makeshifting a raft out here in these islands wouldnt be too far fetched, all the islands are very close together. I would maybe eat one durian and one noni for the experience, and then travel to the next island to see if there's anything better.
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Sadly, I do not currently know anything about these fruits, SO...if they're bitter or even terrible to eat, I'mma gonna have to find out first. If they're REALLY bad, it'll make me build a raft and get out of here quicker!
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Probably hang myself from a tree with my shirt in hopes I wake up from this bad dream
HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. funny guy over here, look at 'im.
i'd order chinese food belive me these guys got service anywhere on the fockin planet :D
At 7/19/15 01:25 PM, Lazydaemon wrote: Sadly, I do not currently know anything about these fruits, SO...if they're bitter or even terrible to eat, I'mma gonna have to find out first. If they're REALLY bad, it'll make me build a raft and get out of here quicker!
supposedly a durian tastes pretty good, but has a few mixed opinions on the odor. Some people say it's the most pungent, most rank smell theyve ever experienced, some say it smells really sweet.
At 7/19/15 11:43 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Stranded in a uninhabited island filled with trees, many of which they grows durians and some that grows noni. With nothing else to eat, what would you do? Will you be desperate enough to eat these fruits?
why not, its fruit. and fruit is delicious.
I would use what I learnt from Bear Grylls to survive and either prepare signals for rescue or fashion a raft to escape.
I would go fishing. Lots of fish in the sea.
At 7/19/15 01:23 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Fun fact, most people don't realize how easy is it to crack open durian shells.
The issue with durians isn't about opening them though.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Keep punching trees till they dropped apples. Then kill spiders for their webs and make a fishing rod
At 7/19/15 07:53 PM, FoAngel wrote: Keep punching trees till they dropped apples. Then kill spiders for their webs and make a fishing rod
You better watch your head since these babies are covered with spikes and if you're willing to eat durians, kudos to you. Not sure how people in southeast Asia and Anthony Bourdain were able to enjoy these things anyway.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 7/19/15 02:22 PM, PussyShark wrote:
supposedly a durian tastes pretty good, but has a few mixed opinions on the odor. Some people say it's the most pungent, most rank smell theyve ever experienced, some say it smells really sweet.
Odor? Hah! I'm safe! My sense of smell is pretty bad, yet I retain a good sense of taste.
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Easy. I would go diving for a sharp shell or piece of coral, and after I found one, I would sharpen it even further to make a fine point with a rock or something. After that, I'd take a small piece of wood and whittle it into a coin (most likely a penny or a quarter). I would then assign both my feet to each side of the coin and then flip it. Whichever side it lands on, that's the foot I eat.
bada bing bada boom
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This is where I wrote something funny
I'd be captured by the hezbollah officer rich enough to cultivate the plants in his garden.
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 7/19/15 03:10 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote:At 7/19/15 11:43 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Stranded in a uninhabited island filled with trees, many of which they grows durians and some that grows noni. With nothing else to eat, what would you do? Will you be desperate enough to eat these fruits?why not, its fruit. and fruit is delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=weird+fruit+noni
Sorry to destroy your illusion of fruits unless you like that kind of stuff.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 7/20/15 12:37 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=weird+fruit+noniSorry to destroy your illusion of fruits unless you like that kind of stuff.
I'm still going for it
At 7/20/15 12:47 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote:At 7/20/15 12:37 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:I'm still going for ithttps://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=weird+fruit+noniSorry to destroy your illusion of fruits unless you like that kind of stuff.
Do your best.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
I heard that durians attract elephants...
*Sharpens spear*
A truly prophetic sig...
