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Why do guys have shitty hairstyles?

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Seriously when I go out I always see the same fucking haircut short shaved hair or some douchey gelled up hair with the occasional highlights. I dont know if its because I'm from Jersey but it seems every guy has the same fucking haircut.

Even the gay guys have shitty taste in hair. Like what the hell


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 15:39:38


guys have no sense of fashion or style.

its shitty for other people, its their opinion
but for the guys that choose that haircut/style
they think it looks stylish and good
so why should it matter, really.

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 16:00:28


It' 'cause I get me haircut from me mum, m8!


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 16:02:27


Megaman hats are hard to find.


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 16:05:13


Some people dress like children who try to perceive what adults wear.


TBH I don't really care much about my hair. I just get my hair cut so that it's not super long/constantly getting blown around in the wind, easy to maintain, and looks presentable when applying for jobs and stuff like that.

You are not your haircut.

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 16:58:48


I don't cut my hair.

Any of it.

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 17:07:40


At 7/4/15 04:02 PM, Slint wrote: Megaman hats are hard to find.

I know, right? First you have to hatch some diabolical scheme with Dr. Wily. Then you have to help him build robot masters to take over the world. And right when you think you might get a Megaman hat out of it, BOOM Megaman destroys all 8 masters, you have to pretend Dr. Wily forced you to do it (which Megaman totally buys by the way), and then he proceeds to defeat Dr. Wily yet again.

And NO MEGAMAN HAT!!

I mean I told Dr. Wily to just have all 8 masters attack Megaman directly at the same time and we'd win but noooo ... he has to go off designing individual levels for each master and separate them to their own areas. I told him this was a bad idea.

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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 17:43:36


sure as hell beats the fuccboii shaved on the sides, hitler jugend on the top hairstyle (that doesn't fit scrawny as cunts at all).


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 18:28:14


Must be what women are into now. Because everything men do is ultimately about getting sex. Women have bad taste.


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At 7/4/15 05:07 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Dr. Wily

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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 19:06:10


At 7/4/15 06:33 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 7/4/15 05:07 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Dr. Wily
Dr. Wawee

Megaman: (in girly voice) What do you make of these?

Dr. Light: These? Seems to be enahgy resaurces. But ah'v nevah seen this type on Eaith. I dunno where this enahgy came fwom but we cannot let it faw into Dr. Wahwee's hands.

You must recover aww the enahgy immedially M-Megaman.

Megaman: (in girly voice) But where is Dr. Wily?

Dr. Light: That's a good qwreschun. We may a be able to locate an other enahgy emission fwom the radah woom. When we find that meteah we'll find Dr. Wahwee!


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 20:01:26


At 7/4/15 07:06 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
Dr. Light

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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 20:06:53


you're the one who's shitty

haha got eem


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-04 21:53:04


At 7/4/15 07:01 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: straight barbers only know one hairstyle: the crew cut
if you go in there and ask for hair extensions you will still come out with a crew cut
best to go to a flamboyant gay dude or a woman hairdresser if you want anything that isn't a crew cut

This. My stepmother was a hairdresser and was always ragging on how easy it was to just be a barber. They literally don't do much more than buzz and crew cuts.


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 01:08:07



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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 02:03:36


hair is for girls

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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 16:48:47


The hairdo where you shave the sides of your head and grow it long on top. What the hell.

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 16:50:17


At 7/5/15 02:03 AM, PussyShark wrote: hair is for girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRTgLR0Z_o

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 16:56:25


At 7/5/15 01:24 PM, FenrisVenti wrote: guys tend to have really thick mops of hair that cover their forehead and eyebrows. They're always pushing it down as to not show anybody their zits. The problem with that is that the oils from the hair are covering the forehead, creating more zits for them to hide. The hair itself looks stupid and so is the idea of trying to hide the blemishes that way.

I know exactly and those people usually have the greasiest hair. I didnt get zits but I used to let my hair cover my eyes.


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 17:04:35


At 7/4/15 03:37 PM, Wegra wrote: Seriously when I go out I always see the same fucking haircut short shaved hair

Why you gotta hate on me, man? I look good with short hair.


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 17:08:04


I fail at growing my hair long, it just goes thick. Which is a shame.


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 17:10:54


At 7/5/15 04:50 PM, DJ-Ri wrote:
At 7/5/15 02:03 AM, PussyShark wrote: hair is for girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRTgLR0Z_o

unfortunately DJ, the cryptic wisdom of your link is lost on me :/..
however, I still stand by what I said.

men don't worry about "hairstyles" unless they're the feminized bottom bitch in a gay relationship.

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 17:31:27


At 7/5/15 05:10 PM, PussyShark wrote: unfortunately DJ, the cryptic wisdom of your link is lost on me :/..
however, I still stand by what I said.

men don't worry about "hairstyles" unless they're the feminized bottom bitch in a gay relationship.

I just posted that video because your other post reminded me of Borat, lol. "Everybody know it's for the girls!"

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 17:35:09


At 7/5/15 05:31 PM, DJ-Ri wrote:
I just posted that video because your other post reminded me of Borat, lol. "Everybody know it's for the girls!"

ohh ok lol. I just reread it in Borat's voice, I can see it.
Is nice!

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 17:38:12


Also I have short hair. Umad @Wegra? Come at me bro!

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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-05 19:17:58


I think the girls haircuts look also as shitty as the boys, but they have tits to distract everyone. Boys don't have that so every attention is on their head.

Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-06 02:28:30


At 7/6/15 12:51 AM, ZeroDown wrote: Because Women get it so good. They get to wear onesies. Like, I want a Pickachu onesie more than is probably good for me.

Kind of like this?


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Response to Why do guys have shitty hairstyles? 2015-07-06 04:47:16


My pappa didn't love me enough.


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