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I have $8.91 in my bank account

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I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:12:47


What should i do with it? Open to suggestions


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:15:52


buy drugs


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:18:05


At 7/4/15 08:15 AM, slowfreq wrote: buy drugs

Do you even know how much coke you could get with that? Not a lot of the good stuff, but you can get PLENTY of the shit coke!


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:18:24


Couldn't have any better answers lol


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:21:51


At 7/4/15 08:18 AM, MR-DOS wrote:
At 7/4/15 08:15 AM, slowfreq wrote: buy drugs
Do you even know how much coke you could get with that? Not a lot of the good stuff, but you can get PLENTY of the shit coke!

I could also get TF2 keys... i couldnt open all of the ones i have though that would be like 100 bucks... fucking valve and their in-game goodies


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:34:04


Invest in stock.

Not really that's a shit-tier idea.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 08:40:41


At 7/4/15 08:18 AM, MR-DOS wrote:
At 7/4/15 08:15 AM, slowfreq wrote: buy drugs
Do you even know how much coke you could get with that? Not a lot of the good stuff, but you can get PLENTY of the shit coke!

If this were 4 years ago he could get a roxy

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 09:46:19


go to a 99 cent store and buy nine things

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 09:48:05


go to the shop and buy some dunkaroos

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 10:22:34


Pay for a prostitute's services.

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 10:38:48


Put it in your money market. Granted, I've tried doing that and I only make like a penny in interest per month, but it's still more money!


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 11:20:44


At 7/4/15 10:21 AM, SansNumbers wrote: Yeah doing stuff with your money is a terrible idea.

You're such a smartass all the time.

Fuck you.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 11:25:33


At 7/4/15 11:22 AM, SansNumbers wrote: Explain why investing in stock is a shit-tier idea and I will respond with all the sincerity in the world.

Statement was for him and him only, because if he's money-tight it's unwise to try to spend money for the chanceto make money. That's just my opinion though and the rest of you can do wtf you want.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 11:56:19


Get a job ,and earn more money.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 12:02:33


Walk up to the fattest man you can find and "make it rain".

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 12:10:54


I had 100 in mine earlier this week, now it's at 20


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 13:18:05


You could by ten .89 cent Tacos.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 14:29:38


At 7/4/15 02:27 PM, dem0lecule wrote:
At 7/4/15 11:56 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Get a job ,and earn more money.
I think you just offended OP.

Telling somebody to get a job is an insult? People really need to quit all this " meh feelings " crap.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 14:34:09


At 7/4/15 02:32 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Calm down. I was making a joke. So it seems that most NGers don't have or don't want a job anyway.

I accept that it was a joke. Next time use " lol " , so we know. Stay Cool.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 15:46:14


richer man then i.
buy me a cheeseburger, bitch!


Starve would seem like a regular choice if that were a budget for me.

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 17:29:59


Convert it all into pennies, minus some small amount for a bottle of elmer's glue.

Glue the pennies together to make a penny sculpture. Sell the penny sculpture for more than the $8.91
Rinse and repeat, only purchasing new bottles of elmer's glue whenever an old one is used all up.


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 17:47:47


Steroids. Lots of them.


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12

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At 7/4/15 04:06 PM, argile wrote: Starve would seem like a regular choice if that were a budget for me.

unless the food you're getting it from is a Dollar General or something similar than you'd be eating crap though.

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-04 19:36:47


At 7/4/15 07:20 PM, argile wrote:
At 7/4/15 04:06 PM, argile wrote: Starve would seem like a regular choice if that were a budget for me.
unless the food you're getting it from is a Dollar General or something similar than you'd be eating tasty crap though.

Get what you pay for.

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-05 00:17:56


What the fuck happened to the rest?

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-05 01:13:54


Deposit more, quick! The bank will try to fuck you over with "low account fees" and shit if you don't. And before you know it you'll be at -$8.91.

Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-05 01:18:05


get on my level kid

I have $8.91 in my bank account


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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-05 01:20:45


At 7/4/15 01:14 PM, FenrisVenti wrote:
I could also get TF2 keys... i couldnt open all of the ones i have though that would be like 100 bucks... fucking valve and their in-game goodies
If you buy TF2 keys, you're a slave to the system.

but the hats.... THE HAAAATS


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to I have $8.91 in my bank account 2015-07-05 01:31:06


At 7/4/15 10:22 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Pay for a prostitute's services.

i've done that. but the god damn whore overpriced it and
i had no idea what i was doing. so fuck that bitch

and fuck whores..


Noggleton is so cool lol

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