I was almost kidnapped

[ArcadeDominator]

I'm at my grandma and grandpa's house right now, the best thing about staying there is playing with stray cats and kittens, they we're just born 5 days ago <3. While I was playing, a guy in a big white van asked me to come, I can't clearly hear why he wanted to come but I think he said "I want to give you something special" (if its his big black cock, no thank you). Me and my little bro was there, plus it's 5 am. Rule number one about the hood, never trust a man with a big white van, or anywhere at this situation.

What would you do?
The stray cats are lives next door, so the door for the house is at my back, so me and my little bro just back at the house.

If I had a personal option, I would get a RPG, aim it at the van, tell them to get out, handcuff them, then slowly cut off there dicks. What would be your personal option?

[TOXlCITY]

there dicks

[FinaLee]

There! Dicks!

[ArcadeDominator]

At 6/24/15 11:12 PM, Vixuzar wrote: I'd beat the shit out of them in a way or another.
Edit : Seriously, I rarely lose at physical fights so i have no doubt in my ability to beat up kidnappers.

It's a big white van, we don't know how many we're up against. There probably around 25+. Unless you're a 9000+ degree black belt, you should start sucking there dick. Plus, how are we suppose to know you're just beating up toddlers and consider them as "physical fights".

Edit: 25+ as age, probably 3 people in the van.

[Minty-Hippo]

I'd get a gun, tell them to get out of the vans, and then suck there, dicks.

[poinl]

Had a pedo on skype recently. I blocked him once he said he jerked off to me and kept asking for porn.

[ArcadeDominator]

At 6/25/15 10:20 AM, poinl wrote: Had a pedo on skype recently. I blocked him once he said he jerked off to me and kept asking for porn.

How do you even find these type of people in Skype?

[Jericho2013]

get in the van because you deserve to get raped you fagola

[SatanBrain]

Stick explosives to the kittens, trigger and set them loose at the van.

[HomicidalDragon]

have a pepper spray. use a baseball bat or something if needed, call 911.
or just run