After much consideration, I've finally decided to retire NewgroundsMike once and for all. After all, it was the least creative shit anyone could ever have come up with. So I hereby request to have my username changed to DamnedByFate (mad props to @SentForMe for inspiration).
Thanks for taking the time.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky