Does life seem bland and monotone? Do you take long glances at yourself in the mirror, wondering where you went wrong? Is your friend @TheSubfrost too busy getting a life to hang out with you? Did your dog just roll in a stinky pile of nasty dead shit and now you have to give her a bath?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, my suspicions are true. You poor souls are missing something in your life.
What could possibly be missing?
Me.
That's right. You suckers don't have enough TheBetterAudioPortal in your life.
Hehehehehe
Now listen to my music before you have to give your dog another bath.
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Unpublished Submission
And if you want to keep @TheSubfrost from getting a life, follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BarackObama
About me:
I was born in and live on the Moon. I'm healthily social. I'm in shape and like being active. I'm hoping to start my own business at some point (and ur gay). I make music because it is fun, not because I want to inspire people or some shit. I also do graphic design. I'm good at talking about myself, which is why most of the sentences in this 'About Me' section are amazing works of art. If you want to know anything else about me, just ask.
Feel free to add me on Skype or email me if you want to talk. I'll talk about anything.
Email: notch@mojang.com
Skype:Skrillex