You're all my ministers and folk now. You have to assemble the constitution of Newgrounds now. I'm too busy being at power.

Oh yeah, well, I'll grab your cock, then we see who has the power!

I'd like to see you try and face THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE

Why would you want to become captain of a sinking ship?

At 5/27/15 01:04 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: I'd like to see you try and face THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE

...

I don't wanna play anymore

At 5/27/15 01:51 PM, Hoodie wrote: Consittitotion admenemnt number on1

#1 - No gays.

#2. No transexuals

At 5/27/15 02:37 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 5/27/15 12:58 PM, Makakaov wrote: You're all my ministers and folk now. You have to assemble the constitution of Newgrounds now. I'm too busy being at power.

you're too busy being in power to make the rules? ha.

what kind of power is that? an empty title only makes you a target for assassination by some fellow noob of yours who thinks being a figurehead is worth the trouble.

here's my one rule, all other rules are negated and being in power is now illegal.

by creating a paradox in the legal system, i now have the anarchy i wanted. serves you right for putting a xanatos gambiteer in your underling committee.

Implying you know anything about power.

I have actually lent a privilage that comes with power to my ministers and they have successfully pleased me with their work. I don't even have to waste time on legislation because I know I'm authority enough to be sure I'll not be failed. THIS is true power. Not some cheap show off based entirely on phony privilages. And you're a peasant with no power of legislation.

GLORY TO MAK

At 5/27/15 03:57 PM, SocialistClock wrote:

At 5/27/15 01:55 PM, Loki wrote:

At 5/27/15 01:52 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 5/27/15 01:51 PM, Hoodie wrote: Consittitotion admenemnt number on1

#1 - No gays.

#2. No transexuals

#3. No girls!!!1

#4 dont talk about fight club

#5 Don't talk about crossfit.

#6 No jokes about Wade Fulp

At 5/27/15 05:08 PM, Zerodecoole wrote: #6 No jokes about Wade Fulp

#7: No jokes.

"NO FUN. NOT EVER"

Do it, that StrawberryClock guy is asleep at the wheel, just look at this shit

At 5/27/15 09:53 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Fuck off captain ass hat.

Hey you can't talk to him that way

he's an officer, you know

Leave this thread. Authorities have been contacted.

At 5/27/15 10:22 PM, ThePulp wrote: Leave this thread. Authorities have been contacted.

fuck the police comin' straight from the Newgrounds
a young NGer got it bad 'cause I'm brown

How come whenever I try to take over my thread gets locked. What's going on have you payed off the mods

At 5/27/15 12:58 PM, Makakaov wrote: You're all my ministers and folk now. You have to assemble the constitution of Newgrounds now. I'm too busy being at power. and i enjoy enormous breasts in my face.

i support @Makakaov

in taking over ng. way to go man! take what you want

No.

And because I choose obeisance to the rules and not to reply with only one word...

Fuck your wet dream tailor made foolhardy regime, in no time at all it is seen that you have been powerlessly deprived of your basic human rights in faceless putrid fights won by the adolescent pre pubescent essence of grown men with guns supplicating their dicks for fun pricks who shun the horrid basic reality of their deplor-ed baselessness, how you see totality is a powerful hour full of flowery wealth and new spiritual approach, culling showers of health in you and fear is no coach.

It's a totality of brevity in creativity, a shitty little itty bitty nitty gritty pussy wetness and just getting the narrow means of arrowed seams is no threat to this, threads cut by brevity in crevices of nudity induced blue book seen preordained and arraigned value I value you, you are who you see you need to be even though it concedes to me in the free bleeding of spiritual disease to the leeches of austerity conducive bleedings beseeching and breaching nothing at all in my heart but nonetheless doing its part.

I am the grandmaster of sistine pristine beast things being theist green moonshine just fine cold oak and pine rhymes fighting at night and in the light of suns long dying and dead to all those who said they never were here before, a whore, really, to nothing but the god in my heart which is me.

I am free.

Fuck your tyranny.

Free freestyle rap pile for your listening enjoyment.

That was a fun poem to spontaneously write, NGBBS

I'll be the guy serving the drinks and donuts to all the ministers. There will absolutely be no poison in them.

Tom will beat your ass