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"MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART"

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"MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 21:08:06


"He just threw a ball 4 feet, he's soo smart. Fuck I hate it when parents say shit like that. No, your kid isn't smart, he's just like the other kids, just 980x stupider.


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Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 21:22:29


Avery you need to like chill dog.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 21:48:55


did your parents never say that about you?

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 22:07:45


At 5/24/15 10:04 PM, dem0lecule wrote:
At 5/24/15 09:22 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: Avery you need to like chill dog.
His parents abandoned him since birth. He regularly needs to make threads like these to remind himself how unfortunate he was.

Well that's unfortunate.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 22:12:04


At 5/24/15 10:10 PM, dem0lecule wrote: It's truly sad. Someone with Down syndrome like Avery has serious difficulty in coping with emotional misfortune.

Well that's alittle far guy.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 22:29:37


At 5/24/15 09:08 PM, Avery wrote: "He just threw a ball 4 feet, he's soo smart. Fuck I hate it when parents say shit like that. No, your kid isn't smart, he's just like the other kids, just 980x stupider.

not to be a stick in the mud, but your parents probably said the same about you
when you were a wee little tot.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-24 22:58:17


Some parents really do love to suck their kids' dicks.

Parents are full of shit.

That's been well established and the point of this thread is moot.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 00:16:42


At 5/24/15 10:12 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/24/15 10:10 PM, dem0lecule wrote: It's truly sad. Someone with Down syndrome like Avery has serious difficulty in coping with emotional misfortune.
Well that's alittle far guy.

Down Syndrome, AND black.. Christ.. it almost makes you want to cry..

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 00:25:39 (edited 2015-05-25 00:26:53)


At 5/25/15 12:16 AM, PussyShark wrote:
At 5/24/15 10:12 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/24/15 10:10 PM, dem0lecule wrote: It's truly sad. Someone with Down syndrome like Avery has serious difficulty in coping with emotional misfortune.
Well that's alittle far guy.
Down Syndrome, AND black.. Christ.. it almost makes you want to cry..

NG's very own, bigger and blacker than ever, version of Christian Weston Chandler.

Let's milk him for all he's got for our enjoyment.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 00:38:14


Just about every girl I graduated with now has a kid so I hear that all the fucking time. It's getting real annoying.


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Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 00:42:31


At 5/24/15 10:04 PM, dem0lecule wrote:
At 5/24/15 09:22 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: Avery you need to like chill dog.
His parents abandoned him since birth. He regularly needs to make threads like these to remind himself how unfortunate he was.

You have gained a follower. 50xp


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Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 01:32:22


At 5/24/15 10:07 PM, Sensationalism wrote: It's so obnoxious. They think their kid is the smartest thing ever for anything it does. Reality check, it's average and DAP. Now get over yourself.

yep.

Congratulations on your human offspring being able to perform the basic functions humans should be able to perform.


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 01:55:25


You're just saying what people said about you.


I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

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Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 05:30:45


At 5/25/15 05:18 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Man, you're like the Jaden Smith of the NG BBS.

If Everybody in The World Dropped Out of School We Would Have a Much More Intelligent Society

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 13:08:04


At 5/25/15 05:18 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Man, you're like the Jaden Smith of the NG BBS.

I luv u


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Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 13:43:00


My kid can blink.

I don't have a kid.

Response to "MY KID IS SOOOOO SMART" 2015-05-25 13:50:11


Overall I hate that annoying parent bullshit. Just accept that your child probably will not be of any significance or use to society whatsoever


420 blaze it