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Are you aware....

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Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:32:23


...that our society has actually been taken over by a parasitic alien species that controls the brain? Many are already infected, excluding me, since I haven't left my house in two weeks. The creatures wear our friends and family like masks, using comforting words to true to lure us into danger. I haven't fallen for it. Many users here are probably infected and as such will claim I'm wrong to try to trick you guys.

So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.

You'll thank me later.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:34:20


So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.

You'll thank me later.

That explains a lot.

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:34:57


At 5/18/15 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.

But.....what if they're already IN your house!?


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:35:29


At 5/18/15 10:34 PM, Jetly wrote:
So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.

You'll thank me later.
That explains a lot.

They will try their best to lure you out, wearing the faces of anyone you know to manipulate you, but simply don't fall for it. The moment you open the door they have you.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:36:44


At 5/18/15 10:35 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:34 PM, Jetly wrote:
So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.

You'll thank me later.
That explains a lot.
They will try their best to lure you out, wearing the faces of anyone you know to manipulate you, but simply don't fall for it. The moment you open the door they have you.

Do they lay big egg sacks, or is that something else I should be concerned about?

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:37:50


At 5/18/15 10:36 PM, Jetly wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:35 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:34 PM, Jetly wrote:
So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.

You'll thank me later.
That explains a lot.
They will try their best to lure you out, wearing the faces of anyone you know to manipulate you, but simply don't fall for it. The moment you open the door they have you.
Do they lay big egg sacks, or is that something else I should be concerned about?

No, they are small, insect sized, but if they find you they will burrow into you and assume control. Their eggs 'float' around in weather clouds, so if it's raining, it's extra dangerous to be out and about, as the rain will also drive down these small egg clusters.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:38:11


At 5/18/15 10:34 PM, Viper wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.
But.....what if they're already IN your house!?

Nice try, you can't get me to leave. I know it's secure.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:38:45


Do they lay big egg sacks, or is that something else I should be concerned about?
No, they are small, insect sized, but if they find you they will burrow into you and assume control. Their eggs 'float' around in weather clouds, so if it's raining, it's extra dangerous to be out and about, as the rain will also drive down these small egg clusters.

Boy oh boy, this is gonna be a rough week.

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:39:35


Welp, I left my house today, and that explains why I feel foggy.

Goodbye, friends...

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:43:15


At 5/18/15 10:40 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Shit. i think i'm infected
I went outside last night. i think they got me...

alright, it seems that i have to be the one to put you down. *heavy sigh.
come here, i have my machete. It will be a quick death,

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:44:50


At 5/18/15 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: ...that our society has actually been taken over by a parasitic alien species that controls the brain?

Just like we took over these humans? Wow ironic. What goes around, I guess.


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:45:15


...uh I mean

I AS A HUMAN AM SHOCKED


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:47:29


At 5/18/15 10:38 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:34 PM, Viper wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.
But.....what if they're already IN your house!?
Nice try, you can't get me to leave. I know it's secure.

You never know whats lurking in the shadows.....there could be anything there.....even............................live penicorns.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:48:13


At 5/18/15 10:46 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Machete? That's adorable.

you people dont use those?

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:50:25


At 5/18/15 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: ...that our society has actually been taken over by a parasitic alien species that controls the brain?

Of course there is. Why would anybody believe in imaginary aliens. You should really go to a hospital for some tests.


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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 22:55:10


At 5/18/15 10:46 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Machete? That's adorable.

woobwooobwoobwoobwoob

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At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 23:03:31


At 5/18/15 10:43 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote:
At 5/18/15 10:40 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Shit. i think i'm infected
I went outside last night. i think they got me...
alright, it seems that i have to be the one to put you down. *heavy sigh.
come here, i have my machete. It will be a quick death,

NOOOOOO.
NOOOOOO.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 23:05:20


At 5/18/15 11:03 PM, PussyShark wrote: NOOOOOO.
NOOOOOO.

yes yes yes YES!!!!

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-18 23:31:32


At 5/18/15 11:05 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote:
At 5/18/15 11:03 PM, PussyShark wrote: NOOOOOO.
NOOOOOO.
yes yes yes YES!!!!

this is exactly what that blunt-smokin' delt flexin' teeth machine trained for his whole life. to take down a small child.

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 00:11:54


REPTILIANS

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 00:18:08


WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD?


Oldskies lmao

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 00:33:58


Once again, another community misguided of our true intentions of peaceful co-existence, the only parasitic aliens of which you depicted have since long been vanished, a few million supernova cycles ago anyway, plunopia purged them all for their destructive ways

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 06:32:06


well now i know

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 07:04:30


At 5/19/15 06:32 AM, mrbisket wrote: well now i know

and it's half the fucking battle, my friend.

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 11:46:29 (edited 2015-05-19 11:47:07)


At 5/19/15 12:33 AM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote: Once again, another community misguided of our true intentions of peaceful co-existence, the only parasitic aliens of which you depicted have since long been vanished, a few million supernova cycles ago anyway, plunopia purged them all for their destructive ways

Humans can't peacefully coincide with eachother, forget aliens. You won't fool me, fiend!

Update since last night:

I still haven't left my house. I'm running out of food though. What should I do?


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 15:51:48


At 5/19/15 07:56 AM, Hoodie wrote: Can you uh, give some blood for a test. Just a drop is fine.

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED

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At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 15:57:06


Embrace the infection. It's seductive, easier to learn.

Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 20:21:25


I have good news for you guys. I've calculated that since most of Newgrounds is composed of basement dwellers, infection rates here might be as low as 50%.

We have to plan how to strike back against the extraterrestrial puppet-master plague.

Anyone got ideas?


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Are you aware.... 2015-05-19 20:53:33 (edited 2015-05-19 20:55:04)


I have another update for you guys.

About this whole thread in general, I'm sorry, I don't think there's any aliens around.

Maybe I just didn't sleep well enough or something.

Disregard this thread, fellow users. Everything is fine, it's most definitely a great day outside, and you should leave your house as often as possible.

Every day is another lovely day here on the BBS. Aliens don't exist, that's silly.

And really, why would they want to invade here, of all places? Earth doesn't have any valuable resources.

Definitely an overreaction on my part.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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