...that our society has actually been taken over by a parasitic alien species that controls the brain? Many are already infected, excluding me, since I haven't left my house in two weeks. The creatures wear our friends and family like masks, using comforting words to true to lure us into danger. I haven't fallen for it. Many users here are probably infected and as such will claim I'm wrong to try to trick you guys.
So if anyone else is really left out there, don't leave your house.
You'll thank me later.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.