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How do you date?

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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 02:10:57


At 5/18/15 12:34 AM, Nacholuskey wrote:
At 5/18/15 12:21 AM, Ryanson wrote: Pretty much all relationships I been in are because someone came to me first. When I make the first move, it doesn't happen that I can recall.
Everyone as is way.

I don't understand?


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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 02:31:58


Write a whole script in my head of things that I could say and possible reactions I could get etc

Also I have no idea what I would say lol

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 03:34:59


I don't date because I don't care for relationships.


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 04:27:45


present my bungholio


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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 11:40:03


At 5/18/15 04:48 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: your true love will show himself to you under the moonlight dot com

--supergandhi64

I don't get it Gandhi ?

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 11:51:33 (edited 2015-05-18 11:51:55)


At 5/18/15 01:09 AM, DJ-Ri wrote:
At 5/18/15 01:07 AM, Loki wrote: one german creep gets banned, a russian kid takes his place.

joy
What's wrong with Russians? :-/

Я горжусь быть русским! хотя я американец :x

Not having a Cyrillic keyboard sucks. It took so long to type that. ;[

Worth every penny

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 11:52:37


At 5/18/15 04:27 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: present my bungholio

And what is a bungholio already?

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 11:53:36


At 5/18/15 11:52 AM, Nacholuskey wrote:
At 5/18/15 04:27 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: present my bungholio
And what is a bungholio already?

From this day forward I shall read your posts in Zoidberg's voice.

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 11:59:41


The British way to date is to fuck first, ask questions later.

Tried and true as, evidently, it's pretty much conventional dating but you already know what each others genitals look and taste like.


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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 12:01:11


At 5/18/15 11:59 AM, DumbassDude wrote: The British way to date is to fuck first, ask questions later.

Tried and true as, evidently, it's pretty much conventional dating but you already know what each others genitals look and taste like.

Charming

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 12:02:02


At 5/18/15 12:01 PM, Nacholuskey wrote: Charming

I'm from Northern England, to us, that is charming.

charming as fuck

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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 12:04:25


At 5/18/15 11:53 AM, ThePulp wrote:
At 5/18/15 11:52 AM, Nacholuskey wrote:
At 5/18/15 04:27 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: present my bungholio
And what is a bungholio already?
From this day forward I shall read your posts in Zoidberg's voice.

Do it

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 12:07:45


At 5/18/15 12:04 PM, Loki wrote:
At 5/18/15 01:09 AM, Nacholuskey wrote: Is that your kind of type to date with ?
My type is @Captain-Jack

Does he lost his black pearl again ?

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-18 12:09:05


At 5/18/15 12:02 PM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 5/18/15 12:01 PM, Nacholuskey wrote: Charming
I'm from Northern England, to us, that is charming.
charming as fuck

cool

Response to How do you date? 2015-05-23 03:13:12


At 5/18/15 12:04 PM, Loki wrote: My type is @Captain-Jack

OH HEY THERE SAILOR

How do you date?


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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-23 03:39:50


At 5/17/15 10:17 PM, Nacholuskey wrote: What do you do?

grab her cock.


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-23 04:05:33


I apparently fall super hard for someone and then end up getting crushed over and over


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to How do you date? 2015-05-23 04:31:19


At 5/23/15 04:05 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: I apparently fall super hard for someone and then end up getting crushed over and over

Back when I actually cared about hooking up with chicks, this happened to me quite often. But then, after I stopped caring, it's like the roles got reversed, and suddenly it was them falling super hard for me only to end up getting "crushed" by my own apathy.

I suppose it doesn't make much of a difference to me, since I no longer really care, but it is still a rather interesting phenomenon. Based on my own experience, it would seem that (most) women really are only attracted to those who are not attracted to them, which I find pretty odd considering that under such circumstances, the feeling can never be mutual.