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Worst Well-Known Pornstar?

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Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-15 23:50:10


In your opinion, which well-known pornstar is the worst one? And for he/she to qualify as a well-known pornstar you must have at least heard of the pornstar in question. And by worst I mean either in sexual performance or criminal activities.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 00:05:13


I really hate Ava Devine.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 00:30:38


At 5/15/15 11:50 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: In your opinion, which well-known pornstar is the worst one? And for he/she to qualify as a well-known pornstar you must have at least heard of the pornstar in question. And by worst I mean either in sexual performance or criminal activities.

These criteria are bad. I vote TheGamechanger for worst criteria for worst well-known pornstar.

All that's required for well-known-ness is that the person making the nomination has heard of them? That doesn't make someone well-known. Honestly I'm unsure how someone can nominate someone they've never heard of on account of never having heard of the person and thus not knowing their name.

And as far as "worst" I would think more reasonable criteria would be, oh, they're ugly as hell (of which many qualify), or things along those lines. Criminal activities? Why the hell would you think engaging in criminal activities would make someone worse at doing porn? If anything it might give them an angle they can use. "Pussy bandit" or something.

Really though worst pornstar (by reasonable criteria) is going to be incredibly difficult to come by especially considering the vast majority of pornstars absolutely suck anyway. So you have to somehow find the absolute worst of the absolute worst who is at least somewhat notable.

No idea on exactly who but I do believe we'll need to delve into granny porn or super-fat porn (or both?) to find the answer. Then again is there even anyone in granny porn or super-fat porn who is even slightly well-known?


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 00:33:33


I don't go on porn a lot, so I don't know any porn stars. But the things that will urk me about any porn star would be the fact that some of them wear makeup like clowns, and probably the biggest fail is when the sex scene looks too acted out and lacks passion


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 00:44:57


kagney lynn carter.
hot, but absolutely brainless.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 01:15:08


At 5/16/15 12:33 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I don't go on porn a lot, so I don't know any porn stars. But the things that will urk me about any porn star would be the fact that some of them wear makeup like clowns, and probably the biggest fail is when the sex scene looks too acted out and lacks passion

Congratulations! You just described 99% of all mainstream porn.

The "typical" porn -- girl looks little different from a blowup doll -- guy is fugly
Lots of "oh yes baby give it to me ugh" and various creepy bonerkill lines and various bonerkill angles. Acting is bad. Script is bad. Female orgasms are faked. Several fadeouts are necessary before the guy can orgasm, which indicates problems keeping it hard and who knows how much downtime between takes.

So yeah, most porn sucks.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 01:18:55


At 5/16/15 01:15 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

Imagine the nightmare it would have been listing down all the names of the pornstars in that 99% margin, just for the sake of contributing to the thread!

Yeah, porn is shit. It's grotesque and it's evil!


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 01:45:46


Lisa Ann.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 02:20:00


At 5/16/15 01:18 AM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 5/16/15 01:15 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Imagine the nightmare it would have been listing down all the names of the pornstars in that 99% margin, just for the sake of contributing to the thread!

Yeah, porn is shit. It's grotesque and it's evil!

Most porn is shit. Some is grotesque. It's only evil if it's not mutual.

For example, if you find a pay cam site where a girl has sex with her boyfriend (that she was already going to have sex with anyway), unscripted, and they're both fine with letting people watch for a bit of extra cash, how is that evil? It might actually be pretty good too just depending. Hell, that might even be a part of their fetish that helps them get off -- knowing other people are watching them do it. It's a real fetish that people can have.

Also I find typically those who only do nude modeling (but not actual sex) tend to be hotter, on average. Just the nude pictures can be considered porn depending how you're defining porn as well, so there's always that.

But yes your typical "porn flick" is shit.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 02:33:07


Ur mum

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 03:43:03


At 5/16/15 02:33 AM, ThePulp wrote: Ur mum

OP's mom is so hot she'll burn your tongue.

She really should quit the porn business.

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At 5/16/15 03:51 AM, UkeFox wrote: What's the name of the guy with a dick big enough he could literally fuck himself in the ass? And did?

I believe this dashing motherfucker had a moniker that went like "Som Sulp".

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 04:13:01


At 5/16/15 12:46 AM, Cordyceps wrote: bailey jay, so overrated

her hairline is receding which is why she has bangs most of the time

I know, right? She reminds me of a horse and a donkey whenever i see her face.

At 5/16/15 01:45 AM, Avery wrote: Lisa Ann.

Her too.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 08:40:17


Umm...

Chris-chan?

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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 08:46:21


At 5/16/15 08:40 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: Umm...

Chris-chan?

Jesus fuck put that AWAY.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 09:50:27


Alexis rain
Rachal Steele
Cory Chase

Three of the most overrated porn stars I have ever heard of.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 11:06:12


At 5/16/15 03:43 AM, YenMuffin wrote:
At 5/16/15 02:33 AM, ThePulp wrote: Ur mum

If you want to do her then you must do your own mother first.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 11:06:58


Ron. Jeremy.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 11:32:40


Ron Jeremy.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 12:41:12


At 5/16/15 08:40 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: Umm...

Chris-chan?

oh shit LOL


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was her name tenneassi

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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 13:02:03


Mia khalifa is so overrated it hurts


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 13:11:04


I don't know that many, but I knew about Faye Reagan and I can't ever look at her the same. She's really pretty and all, but Sleepycast informed me that she had a visible case of genital herpes while in a video with some girl, and I found a gif of it. It just completely ruined it for me.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 14:11:24


Ron Jeremy, I mean... Come on...

He looks like a hairy human sausage, just a glimpse of him is enough to thwart any attempt for an erection.


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Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 17:48:58


Pornstars need dignity

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 18:55:26


At 5/16/15 02:11 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Ron Jeremy, I mean... Come on...

Ron Jeremy looks like everyone's creepy uncle.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-16 19:50:17


At 5/16/15 07:17 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote:
At 5/16/15 05:48 PM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote: Pornstars need dignity
where do you get dignity when some ones balls are being crammed inside of your mouth and then
loads of cum being shot all across your face?

That's exactly my point, corruption and their 14th chamber being closed drove them to the point of this self-deprivation, someone needs to reassure them with positive reinforcement, not revel in their misfortune

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-18 13:53:10


so many to choose from, i dont know where to begin

Karmen Karma and Christy Mack. Also, Lisa Ann.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-18 14:06:45


At 5/18/15 02:05 PM, Sekhem wrote: lisa ann looks pretty good for someone who has been doing porn since the early 90s

fair point there.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-18 14:14:53


At 5/16/15 04:13 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 5/16/15 12:46 AM, Cordyceps wrote: bailey jay, so overrated

her hairline is receding which is why she has bangs most of the time
I know, right? She reminds me of a horse and a donkey whenever i see her face.

Maybe that's because it's a fucking man after minor mutation caused by estrogen overdose, maybe not. I'm not sure.

Response to Worst Well-Known Pornstar? 2015-05-18 18:25:21


lisa ann looks pretty good for someone who has been doing porn since the early 90s

I'd let her ride me facing the wall.


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