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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-26 16:38:30


At 5/26/15 04:34 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 5/26/15 01:55 PM, Jericho wrote:
thx for hurting my feelings dumtard :((((
Gets butt-hurt easily.

Likes to hurt people.

In the butt.

With his penis.

Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-26 20:29:23


At 5/26/15 08:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/26/15 12:00 AM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/25/15 11:59 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: User above me (someone could post in between vixuzar and myself, after all) is a trap, on hormone treatment, and ironically one of the most sexually dominant people currently alive.
User above me is a trap artist.

Fuck, I thought about trying to learn how to produce after listening to shit like DJ Green Lantern and Feed Me just so I could hit breaks, drops and beats so fucking hard that healthy, athletic listeners with good metabolisms, proper diets, low stress and happy lives have violent coronary explosions from the sheer intensity of the audio stimulation I have caused them to be drawn to like moths to flames.


Both of them will kill me for combo breaking.

Actually I'm grateful that you did, but I might kill you slowly with tickling and acid just for the sheer hell of watching you laugh and enjoy yourself to death.

User above me will find love two to four times in his life; in fact it could be more. There's lots of love there. The dark secret is that he's got to man up first and get happy with his own radiant aura.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-26 21:34:41


At 5/26/15 09:32 PM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/26/15 08:29 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: User above me will find love two to four times in his life; in fact it could be more. There's lots of love there. The dark secret is that he's got to man up first and get happy with his own radiant aura.
Is a fake match maker and sends people on dates with yandre girls

Hook me up with one.

Vixuzar holds the foreskin of fetuses in jars of mayonnaise for later consumption.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 04:48:05


At 5/27/15 02:32 AM, SentForMe wrote: Has a secret supply of fermented smelly tofu, durian, and rotten eggs in case he needs to make a stink bomb quickly.

Is a gorilla.

Sorry to jesus that one, but you left me no choice.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:00:39


At 5/27/15 04:58 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Calls people gorillas because he hates gorillaz

Is a chimpanzee.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:05:20


At 5/27/15 05:02 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Is a chimp hatter.

Speaks worse English than Julius Caesar.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:10:35


At 5/27/15 05:05 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Racist and hates people who speak horrible english

Keeps an entire deck of race cards up his sleeve.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:16:13


At 5/27/15 05:11 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Oh no.
How did you know?
Also, you hate kids.

Still doesn't know what everybody else knows, which is that I hate everybody.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:16:14


At 5/27/15 05:11 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Oh no.
How did you know?

mike can actually read minds of the mentally deranged.

so i guess. Vixuzar is mentally deranged.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:21:37


At 5/27/15 05:18 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Has a natural mustache

Has a Hitler moustache.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 05:33:37


At 5/27/15 05:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/27/15 05:18 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Has a natural mustache
Has a Hitler moustache.

has mustache under both nipples which grew thicker every time they're shaved.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 09:13:36


At 5/27/15 05:33 AM, GiovDMustache wrote: has mustache under both nipples which grew thicker every time they're shaved.

is probably a bitch


Skype: the_sleuth

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-27 09:22:19


At 5/27/15 09:13 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:
At 5/27/15 05:33 AM, GiovDMustache wrote: has mustache under both nipples which grew thicker every time they're shaved.
is probably a bitch

He's secretly an alien.

He eats fresh, hot lava for breakfast.


"Roses are red, My name is Dave

This poem makes no sense, Microwave."

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-28 12:32:44


At 5/27/15 12:46 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Invites people to his dinner.

"Invites" people to his dinner. That is, Hannibal Lecter-style.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-28 12:38:21


At 5/28/15 12:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/27/15 12:46 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Invites people to his dinner.
"Invites" people to his dinner. That is, Hannibal Lecter-style.

lives in a closet


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-28 12:52:56


At 5/28/15 12:47 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Lives with a dead body in his basement.

Is the dead body living in @Vinnyy's basement.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-28 12:58:57


At 5/28/15 12:55 PM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/28/15 12:52 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/28/15 12:47 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Lives with a dead body in his basement.
Is the dead body living in @Vinnyy's basement.
Is a psychopath.

Is Captain Obvious.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-28 13:32:27


At 5/28/15 01:29 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 5/28/15 12:52 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/28/15 12:47 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Lives with a dead body in his basement.
Is the dead body living in @Vinnyy's basement.
Plays with the dead body.

Couldn't hide it better.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-28 14:46:27


At 5/28/15 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/28/15 01:29 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 5/28/15 12:52 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/28/15 12:47 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Lives with a dead body in his basement.
Is the dead body living in @Vinnyy's basement.
Plays with the dead body.
Couldn't hide it better.

Every other user here besides me is his alt.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-29 07:08:05


At 5/29/15 06:33 AM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/28/15 02:46 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Every other user here besides me is his alt.
Is an alt

Is obsessed with ponies


Hello thar ;)

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-29 10:36:43


At 5/29/15 07:08 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 5/29/15 06:33 AM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/28/15 02:46 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Every other user here besides me is his alt.
Is an alt
Is obsessed with ponies

Was banned for saying the f-word.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-29 23:46:46


At 5/29/15 01:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 5/29/15 01:02 PM, Vixuzar wrote:
Is a back seat mod
Lost his mod powers for abusing them.

Uses this thread to find blackmail material on other users.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-29 23:54:26


At 5/29/15 11:48 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Started this thread to find blackmail material on other users and people in real life.

Spends too much time beating this dead horse of a thread up.

Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-29 23:55:56


At 5/29/15 11:54 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 5/29/15 11:48 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Started this thread to find blackmail material on other users and people in real life.
Spends too much time beating this dead horse of a thread up.

Nicknamed his penis 'the pulp' because of how much he beats it.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-30 08:30:46


At 5/30/15 05:50 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Is a spy

Likes being spied on while jacking off.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-30 13:07:37


At 5/30/15 10:06 AM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/30/15 08:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/30/15 05:50 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Is a spy
Likes being spied on while jacking off.
Likes to spy on me while jacking off

Thinks I do it for my own pleasure.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-31 09:12:39


At 5/30/15 04:53 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Doesn't feel "pleasure".

Has brought eternal bad luck upon himself by making the first post on page 13.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-31 12:26:07


At 5/31/15 10:09 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Is jealous as well.

Has run out of ideas. I could've told you it would happen, but no one ever asks me.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-31 12:32:22


At 5/31/15 12:27 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 5/31/15 12:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/31/15 10:09 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Is jealous as well.
Has run out of ideas. I could've told you it would happen, but no one ever asks me.
Has no original ideas.

Gives me ideas.


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Response to If the user above you had a dark... 2015-05-31 12:40:48


At 5/31/15 12:36 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Takes the credit for all my ideas.

Demands copyright on his ideas.


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