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An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster

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Walk into a bar...

How do I know this? Because they won't shut the fuck up about it.


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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 02:23:49


Did they get a black eye from carelessly walking into the low hanging bar or something?

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 02:25:57


The name of the bar?

Oh, it's an obscure little hole in the wall that only serves selections from local microbreweries. You've probably never heard of it.

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 02:36:20


At 5/11/15 02:26 AM, dem0lecule wrote: How original.

Get the hell back to Reddit.

I don't know what you're talking about good sir, I have nothing against people who have major priorities for health.


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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 02:50:26


How about a Hipster transgender atheist....the guy who doesnt give a fuck about god and was a transgender before it was cool

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 03:03:48


At 5/11/15 02:51 AM, dem0lecule wrote:
At 5/11/15 02:36 AM, killerjeff wrote:
I don't know what you're talking about good sir, I have nothing against people who have major priorities for health.

lmao, you're a stupid fucking piece of shit, I know you stole MY joke from Reddit, you honestly think you can fool me you fucking faggot fucker? You should kill yourself :)

Whoosh!


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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 03:47:26


At 5/11/15 03:45 AM, dem0lecule wrote:
At 5/11/15 03:03 AM, killerjeff wrote: Whoosh!
Such a lonely troll.

Way to delete your last post to hide your buttmad shame.

Say how did you do that?

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 03:47:44


An atheist, transgender and hipster walk into a bar. Oh, it's not a bar, it's a gas chamber!

#ronpaul2020

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 03:52:16


At 5/11/15 03:49 AM, dem0lecule wrote:
At 5/11/15 03:47 AM, killerjeff wrote:
bullshit
You're not worth my time.

Oh yeah, we''ll You're face is not worth my time, ho ho ho ho pdwn


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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 09:09:43


At 5/11/15 08:47 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: This thread wasn't inspired by your little spat with a certain furry was it?

LOL


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 11:03:17


At 5/11/15 02:41 AM, Loki wrote:
At 5/11/15 02:19 AM, killerjeff wrote:
no hipster will ever admit he's one.

transgenders wont talk about it if they're at a bar, because chances are it's a trans/bi/gay bar.

I've never heard an atheist boast about his lack of religion in my entire life, outside stupid internet forums.

there's truth in these statements

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 11:17:25


Theists, cis and conformists aren't exactly quiet either.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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At 5/11/15 11:04 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 5/11/15 02:19 AM, killerjeff wrote: Walk into a bar...

How do I know this? Because they won't shut the fuck up about it.
sounds as though you are hanging around in bars that aren't to your taste
maybe the problem isn't with everyone else

...awww poor thing.
Don't be bitter because you are all three of these things rolled up into one person.


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 11:37:32


At 5/11/15 11:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 5/11/15 11:27 AM, Raab wrote: ...awww poor thing.
Don't be bitter because you are all three of these things rolled up into one person.
I'm not transgender, I am a crossdresser
I want to be a ladyboy
learn the difference

lol do you seriously not know what transgender means?

...or are you just in denial?


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 11:53:11


Want to hear a better joke? MY FUCKING LIFE.


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 13:44:43


funny joke lol


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At 5/11/15 08:47 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: This thread wasn't inspired by your little spat with a certain furry was it?

Quite the reverse actually.

Mine was made 13 hours ago Xeno's was 12 hours ago, I know, math is quite hard.

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OP is being an unfunny cunt.

How do I know?

He made this thread.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 19:45:12


At 5/11/15 02:50 AM, FoAngel wrote: How about a Hipster transgender atheist....the guy who doesnt give a fuck about god and was a transgender before it was cool

I lol'd at this

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-11 22:04:37


Hah.

Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-12 02:21:05


At 5/11/15 04:16 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: not really, hipsters are aggressive, atheists are passive-aggressive.

atheists only fight back if theists make an unprovoked strike.

Or if they're militant about it, then they don't give a fuck about your beliefs and will romp around all rururururu religus ppl r dum. Which a lot of atheists who post about religion/atheism are.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-12 02:41:16


I used to be an atheist when I was a kid. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm agnostic :p


At 5/12/15 02:36 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote: whatever happened, the grudge is there. atheists dont attack religion unless provoked.

You don't mean to tell me that some old wounds are grounds for being "provoked" do you? That's simply acting on a grudge, as you admit. My interpretation of your usage of "provoke" is more immediate, action-reaction. The examples you listed are irrelevant because all this suggests is that atheists have a tendency to project their hostilities towards certain people based on what other people (who besides religion are otherwise completely unaffiliated) did a long time ago.

Not that that's a problem exclusive to atheists at all.

My point being, some people are just plain hostile towards differing beliefs.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-12 04:01:45


At 5/12/15 02:41 AM, DJ-Ri wrote: I used to be an atheist when I was a kid. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm agnostic :p

The best way to be imo, because you never know how we came to be. You don't act like you're smart enough not to believe or believe but you're smart enough to know that you don't know for sure.

True intelligent people admit when they don't have the exact answer.


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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-12 10:36:12


My best friend is an atheist trans hipster. You wouldn't know it because she never talks about atheism, LGBTQANTSCSUVDDSHDTV-bullshit, or how much she hates things for being popular.

It's fucking great. More hipsters/atheists/transes need to be like her.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to An Atheist, Transgender n' Hipster 2015-05-14 03:11:48


At 5/14/15 03:03 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 5/13/15 02:34 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Then I guess she's not a TRUE ATHEIST >:(
wrong. not a true hipster perhaps, but can still be a true atheist.

And being a hipster matters, why?