What technique should I use to grab it on mother's day? please respond fast
My mother's cock
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smh, OP. You missed out on the chance to call the thread "Mother's D".
At 5/9/15 12:48 PM, Bit wrote: smh, OP. You missed out on the chance to call the thread "Mother's D".
This wasn't the response I was looking for smh. You're useless.
I love this shit. You delete every one of your posts only to go back to posting shit like this.
smh this thread has gone to shit real fast. I tried to help you, OP.
Also post pics of your mom because reasons.
At 5/9/15 12:53 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I love this shit. You delete every one of your posts only to go back to posting shit like this.
It is with my greatest intent to wipe my post count at every 3,000 posts to piss off forum whores.
At 5/9/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: Also post pics of your mom because reasons.
The only person who can tell me what to do is my dear ol' mother, not you.
At 5/9/15 12:46 PM, Monster-64 wrote: What technique should I use to grab it on mother's day? please respond fast
The snake technique of the Shaolin arts is the most subtle way to grasp the serpent.
Dextrous flexible motions of the hand and wrist combine with misdirections, false starts, and mesmerizing animal roleplay will ensure your success.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
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At 5/9/15 12:55 PM, Monster-64 wrote: It is with my greatest intent to wipe my post count at every 3,000 posts to piss off forum whores.
If that's true, then you're a dickhead.
At 5/9/15 12:55 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 5/9/15 12:53 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I love this shit. You delete every one of your posts only to go back to posting shit like this.It is with my greatest intent to wipe my post count at every 3,000 posts to piss off forum whores.
OP, you are brilliant.
Monster is this why you don't have a cock of your own?
Happily ETS'd.
*taps hoofs deviantly* ahahaha yes please keep responding to my threads, it will only hurt your postcount more once I wipe mine. ahahahaha
At 5/9/15 01:33 PM, CiviLies wrote: OP, you are brilliant.
No he isn't. He just stole that idea from Amaranthus.
At 5/9/15 01:51 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 5/9/15 01:33 PM, CiviLies wrote: OP, you are brilliant.No he isn't. He just stole that idea from Amaranthus.
Oh. Well I still find it amusing either way.
At 5/9/15 12:53 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I love this shit. You delete every one of your posts only to go back to posting shit like this.
Beat me to it.
At 5/9/15 01:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote: *taps hoofs deviantly* ahahaha yes please keep responding to my threads, it will only hurt your postcount more once I wipe mine. ahahahaha
I really hope the admins will have the sense to stop allowing you and Amaranthus to have every post deleted. You two are abusing the ability to do so.
At 5/9/15 02:47 PM, Zachary wrote: Hopefully they ruin posts getting wiped for everyone. Then users will hate them and they can look back on their stupidity.
Speak for yourself.
I only make the highest quality posts.
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At 5/9/15 02:51 PM, Zachary wrote: Also, it was kind of funny when Amaranthus did it if anyone got genuinely upset over it, but Monster-64 copying him is just sad.
"Oh no. There go 50 of my Internet points. I'll never get into the 10k Forum now."
At 5/9/15 02:51 PM, Zachary wrote: Also, it was kind of funny when Amaranthus did it if anyone got genuinely upset over it, but Monster-64 copying him is just sad.
Monster-64 pretty much is a copy of Amaranthus now.
I feel like this topic is derailing, let me try and get it back on track.
Play a mothers day game of twister and rig the game so her motherly dainty penis is within sucking range. Then grab it with your mouth.
that's how the pros suck off their transgender mothers.
At 5/9/15 03:04 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 5/9/15 02:51 PM, Zachary wrote: Also, it was kind of funny when Amaranthus did it if anyone got genuinely upset over it, but Monster-64 copying him is just sad.Monster-64 pretty much is a copy of Amaranthus now.
And you one poor copy from Gandhi the clown, you troll.
listen very carefully to what I'm about to tell you.
bend your right arm at the elbow about 90 degrees with your right hand half-way suppinated. extend the hand forward, placing palm against mother's penis (preferably erect).
Oppose the thumb horizontally and close the fingers around the shaft. at this point moving the hand and forearm upward and downward in a reciprocal motion from the elbow is optional.
That. Is how you grab. Your mother's cock.
At 5/9/15 03:59 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote: And you one poor copy from Gandhi the clown, you troll.
In what way am I a copy of supergandhi64?
At 5/9/15 04:38 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 5/9/15 03:59 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote: And you one poor copy from Gandhi the clown, you troll.In what way am I a copy of supergandhi64?
I think he's talking about me.
At 5/9/15 04:40 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: This is a parody thread isn't it?
Yes, a parody thread that went waayy to far off the rails.
At 5/9/15 04:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 5/9/15 04:38 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:I think he's talking about me.At 5/9/15 03:59 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote: And you one poor copy from Gandhi the clown, you troll.In what way am I a copy of supergandhi64?
Nope, when, then I would also talking to you.
At 5/9/15 04:44 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote: Nope, when, then I would also talking to you.
What you just said made no sense.
At 5/9/15 04:49 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 5/9/15 04:44 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote: Nope, when, then I would also talking to you.What you just said made no sense.
No, but when (I would do that), then I would also talk to him (directly to him or about him).
What means,- @Monster-64.
But I don't have make that. And I was having a reason for it. Now, feel free to ignore me.
idk how to tell you this but mothers day was on 8 of march not now .....
At 5/9/15 05:09 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote: No, but when (I would do that), then I would also talk to him (directly to him or about him).
What means,- @Monster-64.
But I don't have make that. And I was having a reason for it. Now, feel free to ignore me.
So are you talking about me or him?
