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I Got Hit by a Car

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I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 07:56:14


Full story here. Short story: was on my bike doing a training ride and got smashed by a car that didn't see me.

The impact broke my forearm, collar bone in four pieces, several ribs, and collapsed a lung. I have since been discharged from the hospital (with lots of pain killers) and seem to be doing fine.

Lesson: just assume you're invisible and everyone driving is an idiot and about to commit a parody on idiocy.

Oh yeah, photo of my body print on the car.

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 07:59:54


Wow that sucks, dude. At least one good thing came out of this...

Lesson: just assume you're invisible and everyone driving is an idiot and about to commit a parody on idiocy.

You've just discovered one of the golden rules of driving!

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 08:04:21


Wait, you managed to make a photo of the car even if you broke your forearm, collar bone in four pieces, several ribs, and collapsed a lung?


 

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 08:05:25


At 5/9/15 08:04 AM, Khifa wrote: Wait, you managed to make a photo of the car even if you broke your forearm, collar bone in four pieces, several ribs, and collapsed a lung?

Never underestimate the power of adrenaline and endorphins, young grasshopper.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 08:06:41


At 5/9/15 08:04 AM, Khifa wrote: Wait, you managed to make a photo of the car even if you broke your forearm, collar bone in four pieces, several ribs, and collapsed a lung?

I have friends outside of the internet ;)

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 08:23:18


At 5/9/15 08:20 AM, Austerity wrote: Two questions, was it a woman and do you think they were texting or on their cell phone

It was not a woman, I do believe they were on their cell, but I can't prove it

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 09:09:25


I expect you to pay for my expenses on my car that you damaged with your body.


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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 09:16:58


At 5/9/15 08:35 AM, Austerity wrote:
At 5/9/15 08:23 AM, TrevorMcNally wrote:
It was not a woman, I do believe they were on their cell, but I can't prove it
Take my advice and sue

No need, insurance covers that. Only need to sue if they are uninsured, or don't have enough insurance.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 09:31:17


Implying that cars are obligated to stop for bikes.

I don't know what were you thinking.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 09:50:49


Oh god, you've just reminded me how utterly frightening driving is.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 14:38:55


You ruined a perfectly good car. Shame on you!


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 15:00:01


I ran my bike into a parked car once.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 15:37:48


at least you got some painkillers out of it but getting hit by a car is so not worth it


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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 17:36:30


At 5/9/15 02:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: This is why sidewalks are for bikes.

You can actually get a ticket for riding a bike on the sidewalk where I live.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 17:38:21


At 5/9/15 05:36 PM, DJ-Ri wrote:
At 5/9/15 02:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: This is why sidewalks are for bikes.
You can actually get a ticket for riding a bike on the sidewalk where I live.

Do you live in Legal-Weedland?


 

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 17:39:34


At 5/9/15 05:38 PM, Khifa wrote: Do you live in Legal-Weedland?

Close, but no.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 17:41:09


I hit a car the other day and the car is still in the repair shop.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 17:51:39


I truly empathize for you my friend. I was on the bus the other day and felt the full force of a car hitting us at 60 mph. fortunately i was in a bus, so we were just knocked over, but I learned very quickly just how much force and inertia a car carries. youre a beast for that.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 19:46:57


At 5/9/15 02:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: This is why sidewalks are for bikes.

It's illegal to ride on sidewalks in most states, and especially Japan. (Where this happened)

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 19:51:42


At 5/9/15 02:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: This is why sidewalks are for bikes.

We get ticketed for riding on the sidewalk where I live.


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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 20:22:08


At 5/9/15 05:34 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Did you hit the car back?

From a physics perspective, he hit it back just as hard.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 20:30:19


At 5/9/15 08:22 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 5/9/15 05:34 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Did you hit the car back?
From a physics perspective, he hit it back just as hard.

lol, well said

Here's my new titanium collar bone...I asked the surgeon for adamantium but he said "no".

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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 21:07:49


At 5/9/15 08:30 PM, TrevorMcNally wrote: Here's my new titanium collar bone...I asked the surgeon for adamantium but he said "no".

Haha, adamantium! That's classic. Hope you feel better dude!

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 21:30:58


At 5/9/15 09:07 PM, DJ-Ri wrote:
At 5/9/15 08:30 PM, TrevorMcNally wrote: Here's my new titanium collar bone...I asked the surgeon for adamantium but he said "no".
Haha, adamantium! That's classic. Hope you feel better dude!

Ha thanks, I think I'll heal up just fine...problem is when I'm supposed to stop taking narcotics. I don't look forward to feeling things again.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-09 21:33:05


At 5/9/15 09:30 PM, TrevorMcNally wrote: Ha thanks, I think I'll heal up just fine...problem is when I'm supposed to stop taking narcotics. I don't look forward to feeling things again.

Honestly, the last time I was hospitalized for a nasty trauma (and I mean, really nasty), I ended up taking myself off the painkillers prematurely just because I hated feeling like a zombie. I'd honestly rather feel the pain. Lets me know I'm still alive.

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-10 09:51:09


At 5/10/15 12:50 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You must live in a city where they have bike lanes. I live in a more rural area. Having bicyclers on highways is obnoxious.

New York City. Bike lanes have become more common. But they're being used mostly by people in cars who are in a rush.


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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-10 10:02:52


Hope you recover as fast as possible

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-10 11:09:55 (edited 2015-05-10 11:11:17)


I used to work in an autobody collision facility.

Judging by the point of impact, (a-pillar and driver's door) it looks like you hit the car not the other way around.

Darwinism at its finest.

I hope you are held liable for the damages.

If some fucking moron rode his bike into my car and fucked it up like that I'd sue the fuck out of him.


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Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-10 11:50:57


At 5/10/15 11:09 AM, Raab wrote: I used to work in an autobody collision facility.

Judging by the point of impact, (a-pillar and driver's door) it looks like you hit the car not the other way around.

Darwinism at its finest.

I hope you are held liable for the damages.

If some fucking moron rode his bike into my car and fucked it up like that I'd sue the fuck out of him.

Guess you didn't read much at your old job.

Good luck trying to sue someone after crashing your car into oncoming traffic. Your attorney would have a rough time vs 100 / 0 liability police report.

Regardless, that's not how the claims process works anyways. You don't sue anything or anyone for damages or injuries that are covered by insurance.

Darwinism helped you find a new job? ;)

Response to I Got Hit by a Car 2015-05-10 12:13:27


At 5/10/15 11:50 AM, TrevorMcNally wrote:
At 5/10/15 11:09 AM, Raab wrote: I used to work in an autobody collision facility.

Judging by the point of impact, (a-pillar and driver's door) it looks like you hit the car not the other way around.

Darwinism at its finest.

I hope you are held liable for the damages.

If some fucking moron rode his bike into my car and fucked it up like that I'd sue the fuck out of him.
Guess you didn't read much at your old job.

Good luck trying to sue someone after crashing your car into oncoming traffic. Your attorney would have a rough time vs 100 / 0 liability police report.

Regardless, that's not how the claims process works anyways. You don't sue anything or anyone for damages or injuries that are covered by insurance.

Darwinism helped you find a new job? ;)

I read your story.... the car turned left as you barreled through the intersection and you hit it.

Where I come from, bicycle riders must obey traffic laws the same as everyone else.

That includes stopping at an intersection and observing the right of way.

Also, it is true that his insurance insurance will repair the vehicle no problem.
(they will pay for vehicle repair nomatter who is at fault)

...but forcing a claim to go through on someone's insurance is another thing. Since it was a collision involving a non-motorized vehicle/pedestrian his insurance would be forced to cover the damages and when that happens it is usually followed by hiked insurance rates, and accidents lower the value of your vehicle repaired or not.

You also must pay your deductable on the repair.

...and on top of that there is also the hassle of waiting for your vehicle to have its repairs finished.

Like I said. I would sue your fucking dumb ass.

For the deductable, for the increased insurance rates, for putting an accident on my driving record, for lowering the value of my vehicle, for putting me through the entire situation.


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