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Power to the Sigless!

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Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:30:27


Fuck a sig. Fuck your signature, fuck your links, fuck your quotes. Only absolute fools have signatures, this is a basic fact. Signatures are a fad, and quite clearly for shitlords. Delete your awful signatures and be blank like a fucking champion, a fucking hero, a fucking man.

Sigless brothers unite.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:36:16


At 5/5/15 08:31 PM, Vixuzar wrote: No sig = No brain
Because you probably don't know how to get one

I don't need your shit, you're simply jealous of my silky smooth posts. Clutter-free motherfucker. Get that signature out of my face.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:39:59


no sigs unite.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:42:05


At 5/5/15 08:35 PM, SentForMe wrote:
At 5/5/15 08:30 PM, GodInACup wrote: Fuck a sig. Fuck your signature, fuck your links, fuck your quotes. Only absolute fools have signatures, this is a basic fact. Signatures are a fad, and quite clearly for shitlords. Delete your awful signatures and be blank like a fucking champion, a fucking hero, a fucking man.

Sigless brothers unite.
Woah man...

Using a meme AND a shitty signature? You're dead to me. You shave your tiny balls with that vagina? You relate to gorillas because of similar cock size. All this and more about your shit life could be reversed if you'd simply remove that fuckugly signature.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:50:10


Sigs are good, though. You can advertise collabs (like me), show a creative use of your username, show something funny, it really represents you as a user!

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:52:05


At 5/5/15 08:50 PM, CGA-999 wrote: Sigs are good, though. You can advertise collabs (like me), show a creative use of your username, show something funny, it really represents you as a user!

Your positivity is disgusting, almost as disgusting as that lump of dogshit under your posts. What's it like to have cancer under everything you write? I imagine its daunting. Get rid of that fuckery.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:54:09


At 5/5/15 08:52 PM, GodInACup wrote:
Your positivity is disgusting, almost as disgusting as that lump of dogshit under your posts. What's it like to have cancer under everything you write? I imagine its daunting. Get rid of that fuckery.

No. Join the army of sigged users! Dammit, GodInACup! DO IT!!!!!!!!

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 20:59:21


At 5/5/15 08:39 PM, Cool-Points wrote: no sigs unite.

You have a picture, which still counts as a sig.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:02:42


At 5/5/15 08:59 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/5/15 08:39 PM, Cool-Points wrote: no sigs unite.
You have a picture, which still counts as a sig.

POWER TO THE SIGLESS YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:04:58


At 5/5/15 09:02 PM, GodInACup wrote: POWER TO THE SIGLESS YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT

Absolute, good choice of word.

Not partial cunt, no, not waxing cunt, waning cunt, half-cunt, or little cunt.

Absolute cunt.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:11:37


Power to the People

Power to the Gods

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:14:41


Suck my clit, OP. Sigs are life.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:16:31


At 5/5/15 09:11 PM, FurryGod2 wrote: Power to the People

Power to the Gods

I am surprised and confused that my first brother is a furry. But I do not judge, for you are infinitely more manly and intelligent than any of these sigged twats, all thanks to your Brazillian waxed postings. Well done, fellow sex machine, for our sigless nature gets us mega pussy, always. Or mega dick, also always.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:17:57


At 5/5/15 09:14 PM, Bit wrote: Suck my clit, OP. Sigs are life.

Unfortunately, I was unable to read this post due to the bright, incredibly intense flaming faggotry emanating from below the text.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:33:47 (edited 2015-05-05 21:35:30)


Animated Sig for the win! Be jealous plebs!

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:36:41


My sig is hot af


STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

BBS Signature

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:38:22


At 5/5/15 09:33 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Animated Sig for the win! Be jealous you basic bitches!

That's just adorable. Your so proud of the STD infested turd you birthed, you chose to animate it and wipe it all over your posts and genitals. Get help, and much less of a signature.

No need to thank me for providing some more smooth ass posting. Take note of the sexually attractive lack of signature.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:42:24


At 5/5/15 09:36 PM, koopahermit wrote: My sig is hot af

Your sig is a pissy puddle of pus. I can promise you, the reason for your absolute lack of social life is that horrid wrinkly sigsack that hangs from your words.

A lack of signature is more aesthetically pleasing, less chance of mold, tastes better between my sultry lips, and every girl I've talked to has preferred it.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:46:00


At 5/5/15 09:43 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Does not having a sig image count?

Unfortunately for your sex life, no. The only way to achieve perfection is with a clean post, slick and throbbing proudly in its prime. What's it like to give away your dignity just because you needed some attention grabbing post implants shoved into your postass? Fuck your signature.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 21:50:17


At 5/5/15 09:47 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 5/5/15 09:46 PM, GodInACup wrote:
At 5/5/15 09:43 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
Unfortunately for your sex life, no. The only way to achieve perfection is with a clean post, slick and throbbing proudly in its prime. What's it like to give away your dignity just because you needed some attention grabbing post implants shoved into your postass? Fuck your signature.
But they're 1984 quotes.

Are you an intellectual because you read a book once and put it in your signature? At least some people put effort in their AIDS, you've just copypasted yours. Although all signatures are pathetic, yours may be the worst. That feeling in your chest is unadulterated shame, and it will remain as long as your sig does.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:03:45


I don't have a sig and I don't care if anyone else has one or not.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:04:47


At 5/5/15 10:01 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Excuse me, I'll just go somewhere and seriously rethink my entire life.

When you drag your sorry dick back from the shitty shame shed, I expect to see that dick sigless. Like a fucking decent human being.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:05:49


At 5/5/15 10:03 PM, DJ-Ri wrote: I don't have a sig and I don't care if anyone else has one or not.

Your apathy and, more importantly, lack of signature pleases me. Carry on, you shining gentleman.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:24:27


At 5/5/15 10:18 PM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/5/15 09:47 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
At 5/5/15 08:31 PM, Vixuzar wrote: No sig = No brain
Because you probably don't know how to get one
Mine's too small. Does that mean my brain is small?
No. Just adding a sig means that you're smart

Quite literally the most retarded thing ever posted on the internet. You have halted the progress of the human race, women and children are crying, dying even. Your parents are slitting their wrists deeply, crying "why couldn't he have just been a rapist? Or a murderer? Not this faggy sig-loving cup of jizz that our son has become?!" They die, and the blood is on your hands. Enjoy your fucking signature, you monster.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:49:21


At 5/5/15 10:25 PM, Vixuzar wrote:
At 5/5/15 10:24 PM, GodInACup wrote: Quite literally
[...]
you monster.
LMAO

Your awful posts, and your awful acronyms ruined my enlightening thread. Delete your posts, delete your signature, and delete your account.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:52:10


At 5/5/15 08:30 PM, GodInACup wrote: Sigless brothers unite.

let us brofist, man.


BBS Signature

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:56:50


At 5/5/15 10:01 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Excuse me, I'll just go somewhere and seriously rethink my entire life.

Pfft, don't worry about mang. It's just one man's opinion. His argument is basically opinion.

Bow down to my animated sig OP.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 22:56:55


At 5/5/15 10:52 PM, GiovDMustache wrote:
At 5/5/15 08:30 PM, GodInACup wrote: Sigless brothers unite.
let us brofist, man.

Congratulations on achieving post-perfection. We sigless folk are a family, closer than the bonds of blood. Bonds that cannot be broken, as we are linked by our creamy, sensually decontaminated posts. Bask in the immaculate glow of a sigless existence, you sigged motherfucking fuckshit fucks.

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 23:00:11


You puny sigless bugs are far outnumbered. Soon, everyone will have links and a picture in their sig. Muahahaha!


BBS Signature

Response to Power to the Sigless! 2015-05-05 23:02:22


At 5/5/15 10:55 PM, Thor wrote: My sig is simple. Consider me a halfling?

If you wish to exist as a half-garbage human hybrid, then I will consider you as such. I hope your failure banner was worth it.