If you were a sentient cabbage...

[Suprememessage]

...for one whole day, what would you spend your time doing? Let's assume you could loco-mote in that you are a magical flying cabbage.

I would bring an end to human conflict by establishing a cabbage-based system of world government wherein human laborers are forced to farm cabbage to strengthen our numbers, I would use my powers to make these cabbages also magical, sentient, and flying, and then I'd revert to a person and take my place as a servant of the majestic cabbage.

What about you, Newgrounds?

I need to sleep. I forgot my pills today.

[Fenny]

i prefer carrots, because cabbages are for furries

[FoAngel]

I would send my cabbage patch kids out to spread peace and love

[someaveragechap]

I'd go star in some erotic Italian comics.

go Terror Blu and Zora!

[NewgroundsNation]

i would not

[KillerSkull]

At 5/1/15 11:03 PM, Monster-64 wrote: i prefer carrots, because cabbages are for furries

In b4 Xenomit

[Bit]

I would post a thread about it on the Newgrounds BBS.

[FurryGod2]

I feel like I am the only one whos not a cabbage

[PussyShark]

Float to the White House and represent "Space Cabbage" as its "royal ambassador."
subsequently doing more with my life in a day as a cabbage than a life as a human....

[Zerodecoole]

Did anyone say cabbages?