According to this video, there are some ideal vaginas.

My Question to you newgrounds. Draw and/or describe your ideal vagina.

Sidenote i think the guy in the green jacket is a vagina hipster obviously

If I had a photo of the Grand Canyon, I'd post it.

Well, I'm not going to draw a vagina, but I can describe one I guess.

If a girl is standing up naked, and her labia is hanging out, it's not so great-looking to me. I'd prefer that inward kind of secrecy so to speak.

"Tight" isn't the right word because it has exceptions.

But hey a puss is a puss.

Focus on Homer's mouth and turn your head 90° counter-clockwise (with respect to your field of vision).

At 4/30/15 12:02 AM, Bit wrote: Focus on Homer's mouth and turn your head 90° counter-clockwise (with respect to your field of vision).

Ah yes, the ol'

NSFW (but if you're at work clicking on a topic called Draw Your Ideal Vagina...)

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

ugh, this picture came out terrible, but I don't feel like trying to make it better.

The perfect cunt.

At 4/30/15 01:20 AM, EsotericTable wrote:

At 4/30/15 12:31 AM, ThePulp wrote: The perfect cunt.

isnt this the gamechanger or radaktor

Definitely Radaktor.

At 4/30/15 01:21 AM, EsotericTable wrote: vaginas arent that special

this is true

At 4/30/15 01:37 AM, EsotericTable wrote:

At 4/30/15 01:36 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 4/30/15 01:20 AM, EsotericTable wrote:

At 4/30/15 12:31 AM, ThePulp wrote: The perfect cunt.

isnt this the gamechanger or radaktor

Definitely Radaktor.

i sense a lie

TheGameChanger has nice lips.

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At 4/30/15 02:04 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 4/30/15 01:55 AM, ThePulp wrote: TheGameChanger has nice lips.

Link?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1330025/123#bbspost25499918_post_text

At 4/30/15 01:21 AM, EsotericTable wrote: vaginas arent that special

That's only because we own them darling

damn gurll yuu got that phat pu$$Y let me dive headfirst in. fuck around an i might build a house inside dat pu$$y hahahahahahahaha

rerender

the answer was "wet pussy"

Wow I've drawn a lot more dicks than vaginas.

Any that aren't gross or obviously infected and which aren't old saggy granny vaginas.
Super tight isn't necessary. I'm pretty thick dicked. A bit loose is a-okay as long as it's not at "can accommodate a horse" levels.

The anomaly of two-vagina'd girls is interesting but I don't think I'd be compatible with that other than fingerbanging because apparently they're twice as tight as normal vaginas. I don't know if I could get it in there without doing serious damage.

Also I'm opting for the "describe" rather than the "draw" option. My mouse is shit for drawing. I'd probably draw some squiggly thing that barely qualifies as a drawing of a vagina and regardless definitely wouldn't be my ideal -- it'd be shit.

I guess I would say do something about the public hair if it's much. At the very least trim it. Optionally shave or wax it. Some is okay, especially if it's shaped into a strip or triangle or something like that, but if it's full-on Amazon jungle going on between those thighs it's maybe a bit much. Note I never ask someone to do something I wouldn't do -- and I trim.

Be interesting to see if someone could match up vaginas to the girls they belong to, by taking, say, 50 photographs that haven't been released elsewhere of unknown girls, and scrambling them up, showing only the vaginas and only the faces ... now try to match. They must be unreleased photographs or someone may recognize a photograph and gain an advantage. They must be of unknown girls or someone may recognize the girl (example, if they're a porn star) and thus recognize their vagina and gain the same advantage.

I don't know, i guess i like the "innie" vaginas more than the "outie" ones.
Didn't draw any pubic hair but i'm fine with it.

At 4/30/15 07:30 AM, Radaketor wrote: I don't know, i guess i like the "innie" vaginas more than the "outie" ones.
Didn't draw any pubic hair but i'm fine with it.

Looks like the logo of some far-off right-wing Christian radio network.

At 4/30/15 07:39 AM, ThePulp wrote: Looks like the logo of some far-off right-wing Christian radio network.

Crist. FM, home of all the preaching you'll ever need, only at 47.2 in the East Coast. Hallelujah!

At 4/30/15 07:30 AM, Radaketor wrote: I don't know, i guess i like the "innie" vaginas more than the "outie" ones.
Didn't draw any pubic hair but i'm fine with it.

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At 4/30/15 12:47 AM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: Im not good at drawing

fap

At 4/30/15 01:20 AM, EsotericTable wrote:

At 4/30/15 12:31 AM, ThePulp wrote: The perfect cunt.

isnt this the gamechanger or radaktor

God no.

Sure.

looks a little deformed but here's a example i've got in mind with the thighs to come with it.

I can picture an ideal one, but honestly, I'm afraid to try to draw it because I'll embarrass myself with my lack of anatomical knowledge for my age, due to my relative inexperience. I've only ever seen the kinds I like in videos. I'm not even entirely sure what's what with some of them.

It's like trying to draw a sea creature in detail from memory without reference. It's not going to be accurate unless you've spent a long time up close seeing what they're about and how the little details fit together and stuff. But I was beached while everybody else was getting their diving licenses, so now the mysteries of the deep are forever a mystery to me.

I am a sad and lonely man filled with resentment and regret.

At 4/29/15 11:49 PM, FoAngel wrote: According to this video, there are some ideal vaginas.

My Question to you newgrounds. Draw and/or describe your ideal vagina.

Sorry Fo, I can only imagine and describe my ideal vagina ...

Shaved (full, or with a small pubic hair line about the clit).

The lips right and left a little bit more, but, not to extensive.

A sweet and nice clit, who is not to small, and not to large.

Perfect for my mouth to suck and lick. Wonderful to fuck.

Half wet (already before) and really wet if she is horny.

... without a living model before my eyes to draw is hard. ^^

what about ideal dicks

Interesting responses guys. Even the descriptions differ

At 5/9/15 11:14 AM, Zloff wrote: what about ideal dicks

I could've been rude and said there's no such thing. But hell I'll answer

Minimum of 6 inches and cut. I'm too lazy to draw it

idunreeleekno...
I like a vagina that can get fairly wet and is somewhat tight, but not all that hairy. Personally I think it's hot when she can squirt (but that wouldn't be necessary). My dick is like six inches long and not all that thick, so I guess I'd rather prefer it be accommodating to those figures. Outside of that, I dunno...I guess that's about it as far as vaginal preferences go. I also think black and white women are pretty hot. Well, I think women in general are hot, but I think I have a slight preference for black and white women.

So yeah.

At 5/9/15 01:15 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Her name is Jill

lol, but, next time better wear your finger nails with lacquer. Or carry a feminine hand shoe.

Only when that would be really your own hand. Not a download picture from the Internet. ^^