I never got detention

When I was in Kindergarten I didn't know it was wrong to do in school, so I started wanking and I got caught, and then they called my mom and took away my recess.

I rarely ever got detention or even in trouble after that, and when I did I deserved it and it was for logical reasons.

At 4/24/15 11:12 AM, DjGubkafish wrote: One person asked me to translate dick to russian .

Next thing I know the hole school is saying penis in my language . Sure enough principal approached me few days later and I got 2 days off .

the fuck? half of the time at my school it's not uncommon to hear a teacher swear. was this elementary?

anyway, i've been late to class before

oh no!!!

At 4/24/15 11:02 PM, Suprememessage wrote: When I was in Kindergarten I didn't know it was wrong to do in school, so I started wanking...

wtf that's traumatizing. do you still remember that when you do the wanking now that you're older? haha.

At 4/24/15 11:19 PM, Zero-Down wrote:

At 4/24/15 09:38 AM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: There was this one teacher who gave me detention because she said i wasnt paying attention.
I was though

Lik dis if you cry evertim

thirs no lik button hir, m8.

At 4/24/15 11:28 PM, Zero-Down wrote:

thirs no lik button hir, m8.

da lik buttns in ur hart bru

Well put.

I managed to get detention by being in the halls after the bell rang on the day I got my high school diploma. I looked at the security guard, laughed in his face and told him I wasn't going.

At 4/24/15 09:39 PM, GiovDMustache wrote:

At 4/24/15 03:16 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: I brought fruity pebbles once and you're not supposed to have food

you know fruity pebbles is a drug, right?

Don't taint the name of the frutiy pebbles part of a balanced breakfest

I never was in detention. I did hear though of a student detained because he disagreed with the teacher on a historical subject.

i never got a detention even when i skiped most of the time

Smoking. It made me go through even further lengths just to smoke as my time was limited because of detention

At 4/24/15 11:18 PM, GiovDMustache wrote:

At 4/24/15 11:02 PM, Suprememessage wrote: When I was in Kindergarten I didn't know it was wrong to do in school, so I started wanking...

wtf that's traumatizing. do you still remember that when you do the wanking now that you're older? haha.

Yeah, occasionally it pops into my head. Not that frequently though.