So after a another hard day of work lifting heavy ass shit at a Home Depot for minimum wage, and after the military recruiters, I walked home feeling invincible, feeling like I could take on the whole world. But that would soon change in later events.
I figured that I would boil some good ol' noodles to get my daily carbohydrate intake in me, and as the water started to boil, there was a hazard on the floor: some water. I was oblivious to it, and it wasn't there before, so I slightly slipped on it, and bam, my kettle of hot water spilled everywhere, even on my penis. Infact, when it spilled, all it really touched was the fucking bellend, aka the most sensitive part of my dick, and I felt worse pains than a woman giving birth.
