Is it when the moon hits their eye like a big pizza pie?

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine?

Is it when the stars make you drool like a pasta fazool?

Is this amore?

It's when you want to do more with them than pork.

When you start thinking about where to hide the body.

When she cuts your dick off to put on her shrine

I'm not really the type to fall in love, so I wouldn't know.

Whenever she tickles in my tummy and makes me feel so yummy yummy!

Your wiener will start to feel kinda stiff like it's turning into stone or something.

Then you just need to put it in her butt and pee.

You're in love whenever you think you're in love. "The one true love" doesn't exist. It's chemicals. It's probably possible to replicate it artificially in other ways. Also it's no less valid no matter your age. It's not "the real deal" if you're older and only "puppy love" if you're younger.

It's literally all in your head.

The sensation you'll feel will be pure euphoria without intoxicating substitutions, the future will consist of happiness incarnate and many other pleasantries that comes with this wonderful experience

At 4/20/15 10:29 PM, Bit wrote: Your wiener will start to feel kinda stiff like it's turning into stone or something.

Then you just need to put it in her butt and pee.

Sadly, this is ever kid's "understanding" of sex.

When you're finally sitting in jail...

That's when you know you're in love.

I know I'm in love by the time they're unconscious in my basement.

At 4/20/15 10:48 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:

At 4/20/15 10:29 PM, Bit wrote: Your wiener will start to feel kinda stiff like it's turning into stone or something.

Then you just need to put it in her butt and pee.

Sadly, this is ever kid's "understanding" of sex.

Not me, when I was six I stumbled upon my dad's porn and I've been a fucked up sexual deviant ever since.

At 4/20/15 11:40 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 4/20/15 10:48 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: Sadly, this is ever kid's "understanding" of sex.

Not me, when I was six I stumbled upon my dad's porn and I've been a fucked up sexual deviant ever since.

This is the way nature intended it to be.

When you can break the light barrier, divide by zero, etc.

You know you're in love when your dick gets hard whenever you think about them. When you dream about them at night and wet your bed with semen. When you masturbate to them and then feel bad about it afterwards because that's creepy as fuck.

when she hugs you and you get an unnecessary massive bone

When I feel like I need to up my antidepressants.

At 4/20/15 09:05 PM, Mumbo wrote: Is it when the moon hits their eye like a big pizza pie?

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine?

Is it when the stars make you drool like a pasta fazool?

Is this amore?

It's when they make you explode like a gusher in their mouth.

When I keep thinking of dinosaurs with her face on it.

When the holy rome empire rises, you and I must die

My experience is when my breathing pattern gets weird and you imagine that person's face all the time.

When you can't get control of your own hormones.

2 kind of love

the dopamine one that is the first love were you love the person no mather what and is the one were you feel good
itlasts 2 years (thats why soem one the reklacions last sometimes long and then breaks)

and the one after this that i think is real love were you dont feed the love sensation that gives you dopamine but you still love the person for what they are and not for some drug called love for reproduccion

thats it some like the first one some the second

When you want a relationship, not just sex.

At 4/22/15 10:23 AM, davidpuralocura wrote: 2 kind of love

the dopamine one that is the first love were you love the person no mather what and is the one were you feel good
itlasts 2 years (thats why soem one the reklacions last sometimes long and then breaks)

and the one after this that i think is real love were you dont feed the love sensation that gives you dopamine but you still love the person for what they are and not for some drug called love for reproduccion

thats it some like the first one some the second

Well at least someone posted that didn't have to with boners or flaccid dicks after having a wet dream. lol Not all feeling for love involves boners, some people that posted get confused love for lust. Feeling like you're falling in love is more mental than physical at times because that's what comes first. Physical comes afterwards. For my experience the whole love physical phase and when I mean that yes I mean a boner (lolz) didn't come that fast to me which is saying something
because I'm a horny monster at times.

So I guess my brain wanted to dissect most of my love life before whipping out my Johnson.