If Newgrounds was going to make a banner ad or a commercial for the General Forums to lure all the sexy people into this little slice of Hell. What would the slogan be, what features would we advertise? Who would be our mascot? Etc, etc...?
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
Automatically censor all swear words to cutesy, kosher analogues
Maybe we should advertise on 4chan again.
At 4/20/15 04:36 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: more porn... more boobs.. more ass... more penis... now
I agree with this suggestion.
its not about brining in new people, we have those. you guys have to learn how to not literally frighten them away like you always do
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At 4/20/15 08:35 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: I think they should advertise this place as a hentai site
Make Newgrounds the official sponsor of Kodomo No Jikan.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
By accepting the supremacy of the 14th and realizing peaceful co-existence, and tolerance united
We need to bring back those super hawty hawt hentai ads.
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At 4/20/15 10:58 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote:At 4/20/15 10:51 PM, Suprememessage wrote:I just looked that up... you are a very sick human beanAt 4/20/15 08:35 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: I think they should advertise this place as a hentai siteMake Newgrounds the official sponsor of Kodomo No Jikan.
That's one of the less explicit parts.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
we dont need more users
we need to know the people we are now
unite
the more people the farther we will be
and more spam
i like NG how it is
and i hope it never changes
At 4/20/15 04:35 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If Newgrounds was going to make a banner ad or a commercial for the General Forums to lure all the sexy people into this little slice of Hell. What would the slogan be, what features would we advertise? Who would be our mascot? Etc, etc...?
This slice of hell, as you quaintly put it, is a side feature of a content driven site, a fact that is usually lost on the people in the BBS. At any given time, less than 10% of the members come here, less than half the users come here at all!
I like the idiotic locker room crap that goes on here, but let's face it, this place is scary, and while that may be a marketable thing... idk. What happens after Tom splits off the hentai to another site? If nothing else, NG should be a lot more marketable after it's cleaned up all the floppy penises and pron (Tom's guess, not necessarily mine).
There must be tens of thousands of site operators, who wish Facebook, Google and Netflix would just fuck off for 24 hours, give the rest of the internet a chance at getting seen at all.
At 4/20/15 04:35 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If Newgrounds was going to make a banner ad or a commercial for the General Forums to lure all the sexy people into this little slice of Hell. What would the slogan be, what features would we advertise? Who would be our mascot? Etc, etc...?
come here to see a smubQQQ
I agree with SubliminalVirus all "O" should be replaced by pictures of boobs, and all "Y" should be replaced by dick and balls. Who wouldve want to "cum" to a website like that
hue hue hue
At 4/20/15 04:58 PM, someaveragechap wrote:At 4/20/15 04:36 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: more porn... more boobs.. more ass... more penis... nowI agree with this suggestion.
shes sick
yo advertise to the west coast yo
At 4/21/15 04:30 AM, Vixuzar wrote: Hentai
You have yourself a deal.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
At 4/20/15 04:37 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Maybe we should advertise on 4chan again.
When was that a thing? Did they only advertise in /vg/ or all over the boards?
At 4/20/15 08:43 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: its not about brining in new people, we have those. you guys have to learn how to not literally frighten them away like you always do
We're all pretty tame here, if they can't handle the BBS then they can't handle half the content on this site so they'd leave either way.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
penis jokes, penis jokes everywhere
I don't want any more new guys because they all fucking suck. What we need is more old schoolers to come back and whip this place into shape.
