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bored 2015-04-18 22:36:07


So I'm bored
thought I'd make a new grounds account
heard of it from EddsWorld
Ready to make some friends.

Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:37:25


there are no friends here.

only penises


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:39:05


At 4/18/15 10:37 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote: there are no friends here.

only penises

Yeah that's true, I'm sporting a solid flaccid right now, how about you dicks


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Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:47:40


At 4/18/15 10:42 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: welcome here a complimentary loli

But don't worry, she's like a forty year old man or something. I don't know how anime works, man.


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:53:08


woah
i take a shower for ten minutes ....

Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:55:20


At 4/18/15 10:47 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote:
At 4/18/15 10:42 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: welcome here a complimentary loli
But don't worry, she's like a forty year old man or something. I don't know how anime works, man.

me either...

Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:56:19


You probably should have posted in the New Users thread. It's only sticky and right at the top of General.

So, um, yeah. Have a nice weekend.

Response to bored 2015-04-18 22:59:59


Leave this place... now.

I'm warning you.

bored


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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Response to bored 2015-04-18 23:01:50


At 4/18/15 10:59 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Leave this place... now.

I'm warning you.

Which one of the mods/creators/Newgrounds Legends does that dog represent? Stamper?


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to bored 2015-04-19 00:24:30


You should listen to some Brocas Helm OP.

cause...reasons....

PAIN!!! TORTURE!!! SEX!!!
Awful bloody pain!
Torture! Sex!
When you least expect it!

Scalp her and I'll fuck her head.
Scalp her and I'll fuck her head.
And cum inside her brain.
Scalp her and I'll fuck her head.
Skullfucker!!!!


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

Last.fm Youtube

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Response to bored 2015-04-19 02:01:36


At 4/19/15 01:46 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote: radaketor is nice.. ngpulp and someaveragechap always greet newcomers too..

That's Mr. The NGPulp to you, young man.

Response to bored 2015-04-19 02:23:02


NewGrounds has enough games, films and more to keep you busy for the rest of your life.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to bored 2015-04-19 07:17:43


Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.


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Response to bored 2015-04-19 07:37:52


Welcome to Newgrounds, hopefully you can make plenty of friends here and kill boredom with the thousands of movies and games on here.


420 blaze it

Response to bored 2015-04-19 09:24:09


Welcome and enjoy......while you can

Response to bored 2015-04-19 09:35:30


Welcome to Newgrounds, sometimes you meet nice users on the BBS.

Response to bored 2015-04-19 09:47:02


Read me! New User Introduction Thread!

Response to bored 2015-04-19 10:14:44


At 4/18/15 10:36 PM, malcolmw wrote: So I'm bored

Hello, bored. I'm Mike.

thought I'd make a new grounds account
heard of it from EddsWorld

That guy is dead. Take that as a welcoming phrase.

Ready to make some friends.

I hope you're crazy, because we sure as hell are.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to bored 2015-04-19 13:09:19


At 4/18/15 10:37 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote: there are no friends here.

only penises

Hey when hang around with penises as much as everyone else on this site does, they become your best and only friend.

At 4/18/15 11:01 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote:
At 4/18/15 10:59 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Leave this place... now.

I'm warning you.
Which one of the mods/creators/Newgrounds Legends does that dog represent? Stamper?

EveLovePoozy?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to bored 2015-04-19 16:13:09


Drink some chocolate milk, mayne. It'll sharpen you up for a night with some of the old gaming, aye?


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Response to bored 2015-04-20 18:29:41


Friends? Wrong place.


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