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Entire Country Full of Your Clones

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Hypothetically speaking if an entire landmass were to be made and populated by nothing but exact copies of yourself, what would this eventual country look like?

How would this country develop? What would be it's history?
What would be it's "GDP"?
What would be the dominant religion?
The crime rate? Type of crime?
Dominant political party?
What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 12:43:10


Nothing would happen because everyone would be too shy to communicate with others and too depressed to leave the house.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 12:51:14


I would nuke this country so hard.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 14:03:39


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: Hypothetically speaking if an entire landmass were to be made and populated by nothing but exact copies of yourself, what would this eventual country look like?

How would this country develop? What would be it's history?

Developed after a command cluster's host cloning system malfunctioned, releasing several clones who proceeded to remove genetic deformities from the next cycle, increasing the mind-mass exponentially with each cycle until a neural singularity occurred as the brain clusters reached critical mass. Marching to the frozen steppes of Siberia, they settled down to create a new nation.

What would be it's "GDP"?

After settling down, the first thing that was constructed after a complex underground network was a series of servers and internet connections cannibalized from the old command cluster. This lay the foundations for the nation's lucrative online storage, hosting and security and systems development. Russia, after an initial period of distrust, began opening diplomatic outreach after informal trade agreements on online cooperation agreements were signed. Today, the GDP of this small nation reaches around 30 billion dollars annually - not bad for a community of around 1000 individuals scattered across a landmass of around 22 miles/sq.

What would be the dominant religion?

The Holy Order of the Little Girl, a religious group that worships little girls serves as the dominant religion, with an estimated 22% following. Their churches are open to everyone, and hosts the daily soup meet, a popular social gathering for people who have to endure intense cold every day. Fortunately, at least 99% of the country's constructions are underground.

The crime rate? Type of crime?

With wants and needs erased by plentiful supply and opportunity, little to no crime occurs.

Dominant political party?

Society is a form of socio-voluntarysim in which capable individuals lead by example. However, military expansion is a covert project that is increasing as new threats to the nation is identified.

What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?

Exports: Server storage space, game programmers, hentai, havens for oppressed hentai doujin writers and legal services worldwide.

Imports: Food, seed and livestock.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 14:07:50


Sorry but I had to...

Entire Country Full of Your Clones


At least then I'd be of average intelligence for my country! LOL

Obviously it would be a collapsing non-country. Who can do all of the things it takes to run a country? It takes a village.

But if we managed to fake-it-till-we-made it, we would be a blue collar country with coal and grain exports. I can't build particle accelerators or run nuclear power plants!

Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 14:31:57


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: Hypothetically speaking if an entire landmass were to be made and populated by nothing but exact copies of yourself, what would this eventual country look like?

How would this country develop? What would be it's history?

Founded in the year 20XX after the Bitnet becomes self-aware.

What would be it's "GDP"?

Pretty high. We'd do all kinds of science and shit.

What would be the dominant religion?

Atheism.

The crime rate? Type of crime?

Sodomy would be the only crime. If you're found guilty of sodomy, your punishment is more sodomy.

It's a perfect system.

Dominant political party?

The only party would be the Bit Party. It's a Bitocracy, after all. Not a democracy.

What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?

Exports: Porn, electronics, games, literature, porn, and BBS posts.

Imports: Food, lube, porn, lube, and dragon dildos.

Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 15:30:55


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: Hypothetically speaking if an entire landmass were to be made and populated by nothing but exact copies of yourself, what would this eventual country look like?

How would this country develop? What would be it's history?
What would be it's "GDP"?
What would be the dominant religion?
The crime rate? Type of crime?
Dominant political party?
What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?

The country would start humble as any, our leaders are determined in a bi-annual orgy where the one who lasts longest is our totalitarian dictator.

My country would be poor, our GDP quite low, we wouldn't need a lot of money, we would rely entirely on each other, we'd eat each other, with certain cloning facilities specifically designated for producing food, where we'd import food to raise these 'food children' on, and when they were an optimal weight they would be consumed. Typically this would occur around the onset of puberty, so that they don't live through the 'heavy-eating' period of their life. We'd also eat the elderly or anyone else who died of something other than disease. The government would distribute this meat through a type of ration system.

The lower class would live in houses constructed out of the bones of our dead, with skin stretched over them. This would create a kind of tent for them to live in. Middle class houses would be constructed mostly out of stone, with the exception of wood roofing and flooring, typically two bedroom homes. The upper class would live in mansions made mostly of the aforementioned wood and stone, but they'd also use the skin and bones of our dead as a kind of decoration, for example, skull chandeliers.

Our crime would be mostly robbery, as domestic violence and even murder would be legal and encouraged, our sex laws would state that the most dominant and strong people in our great nation could fuck whoever they want, and the weak are obligated to be their bitches. We'd have a ritual where if you could successfully assassinate our leader you would take their place.

Our crime rate would be relatively low because people would be discouraged by the fact that castration and then imprisonment is a standard punishment for even minor offenses.

We are secular, but we have a high amount of respect for the cactus, which is a revered plant that all families are required to own and care for at least one of.

We would mostly import leather, rope, guns, and sex-toys, our primary exports would be blood, for use in various procedures, cadavers and cheesecake.

Our economic system is a form of socialism.

Our army would be constructed of young conscripts who are the oldest son in every family, they promptly have their thoughts 'adjusted' through a mix of torture and propaganda that causes them to blindly follow the orders of their superiors and to lose all sense of self.

We'd be a utopia. <3


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 15:34:39


At 4/18/15 12:59 PM, Vixuzar wrote:
What kind of exports would it make?
Many combat stuff such as weapons and riot gear
What kind of imports would it take in?
Video games and weapons

So it would buy back something they sold?


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 15:37:06


We'd be kind of boned because I only am only sorta good at a few things I'm not good enough at literally everything.


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 15:37:42


farm and harvest them for meat


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: Hypothetically speaking if an entire landmass were to be made and populated by nothing but exact copies of yourself, what would this eventual country look like?

How would this country develop? What would be it's history?
What would be it's "GDP"?
What would be the dominant religion?
The crime rate? Type of crime?
Dominant political party?
What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?

The country would largely be a massive server cluster selling cloud services as an "export". As for crime, probably a lot of cyber-crime.

and owning Prius would be illegal

derp

Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 15:53:43


At 4/18/15 03:37 PM, Ejit wrote: farm and harvest them for meat

But they would all have the same idea.

What if you became meat instead.

Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 16:23:46


At 4/18/15 03:53 PM, Bit wrote:
At 4/18/15 03:37 PM, Ejit wrote: farm and harvest them for meat
But they would all have the same idea.

What if you became meat instead.

I like to think I/they'd be gentle

Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 16:35:35


Hmmmm
Name: Brosnia
Capital: Demograd
Religion: Islam
Type of rulership: Communism
Crime: shit ton
This country would end in less than a month

Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 17:49:00


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: How would this country develop?

It wouldn't. Everyone would die out kinda fast since they'd all be clones of one person and therefore be all guys.

What would be it's history?

There wouldn't be. Cause everyone would be dead.

What would be it's "GDP"?

Guess what? :D

What would be the dominant religion?

Deathology.

The crime rate? Type of crime?

0. You can't have crime if no ones alive.

Dominant political party?

Deathocrats

What kind of exports would it make?

Dead bodies.

What kind of imports would it take in?

Coffins


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 18:29:55


Would be a fun place to hang and play video games.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 18:31:54


We'd probably talk about music and the Shin Megami Tensei series until we eventually all starved to death because none of us know how to cook.


"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 18:36:18


We would have great ideas and inventions, but would need a labor force.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-18 22:02:35


The country's armies, GDP, and tourism industry would all be based on nationwide gay orgies.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-19 01:15:59


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: Hypothetically speaking if an entire landmass were to be made and populated by nothing but exact copies of yourself, what would this eventual country look like?

What would it eventually look like? Probably the most technologically-developed and academically literate and advanced country on the planet. That is, unless other people also get countries like this and a super genius of the likes of DaVinci, Einstein, Tesla, etc... clones a nation, in which case the nation of my clones would still be looking pretty good but wouldn't be #1. If I'm the only one who gets such a clone nation then, yeah, it'd be the best. It would also help there would be no one to hold anyone back and there would be 100% cooperation because we would all have the exact same goals and abilities.

How would this country develop? What would be it's history?

Well, it's history is somehow a cloning device was invented or discovered and used by me. Maybe I invented the cloning device. Maybe it was stolen from a lab. Maybe someone else used it on me because I volunteered. You weren't really clear on how this part works. In any case, after that we take over some landmass or make our own floating island or wherever this country exists. We discover, learn, and develop everything needed. We trade or barter for resources needed from other countries only if we don't already have everything we need in our location.

What would be it's "GDP"?

Not sure. I'm not interested in economics or other business major type stuff. That stuff's boring. I'd rather focus on science and mathematics. It would probably be pretty good compared to the size of the country and population though.

What would be the dominant religion?

The dominant religion would be who cares? Religion isn't important except to the extent people place importance in it and except to the extent people perform actions in the name of religions. So, there really wouldn't even be a religion. Questions as to if deities exist or not aren't really all that important or useful except to the extent they affect people's actions.

The crime rate? Type of crime?

Zero crime according to the rules of the clone country. Perhaps crimes that fall under victimless crimes in other countries. In any case, nothing that should even ever be considered crimes in the first place.

Dominant political party?

The do whatever the hell you want as long as you don't interfere with others also doing whatever the hell they want party.

What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?

If we have all the raw materials we need, no imports or exports as we would be self-sufficient and have no need although there may be some minor imports/exports for luxury or convenience. If we don't have all the raw materials, then imports of raw materials and exports of finished goods. Sort of like China, but minus the heavy pollution and environmental irresponsibleness.


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Response to Entire Country Full of Your Clones 2015-04-19 01:28:56


At 4/18/15 12:38 PM, naronic wrote: How would this country develop? What would be it's history?

Pillaging, slavery and selfishness with the counterculture to turn that all around.

What would be it's "GDP"?

Tickets

What would be the dominant religion?

Phallism

The crime rate? Type of crime?

- 60%
- Theft

Dominant political party?

- Anarchy and Orgyism

What kind of exports would it make? What kind of imports would it take in?

Exports:
Cynicism and dumb art

Imports:
Bullshit