At 4/16/15 01:51 AM, 24901miles wrote:At 4/16/15 01:45 AM, ThePulp wrote: Oh my dear god are we living in 2001 again?Oh my god
Somebody warn the Pentagon
There's still time
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Mike."
At 4/16/15 01:51 AM, 24901miles wrote:At 4/16/15 01:45 AM, ThePulp wrote: Oh my dear god are we living in 2001 again?Oh my god
Somebody warn the Pentagon
There's still time
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Mike."
At 4/16/15 01:54 AM, ThePulp wrote:At 4/16/15 01:51 AM, 24901miles wrote:"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Mike."At 4/16/15 01:45 AM, ThePulp wrote: Oh my dear god are we living in 2001 again?Oh my god
Somebody warn the Pentagon
There's still time
I concur!
At 4/16/15 05:45 AM, toxicdevil93 wrote: are you fucking serious
of course. :o)
Eh, I think their is a difference between being self-absorbed and self-loathing. It's okay to be self absorbed, it's just love of one's self. Self loathing goes the other direction, which I think was what you're trying to say. Degrading one's self. I think most people here enjoy humiliating themselves and being humiliated, and they will not stop.
At 4/16/15 06:39 AM, FaroutFrank wrote: I think most people here enjoy humiliating themselves and being humiliated, and they will not stop.
Right on the goddamn money.
Tellin' it like it is.
What wise words.
Thank you, fairy guru.
At 4/16/15 01:45 AM, ThePulp wrote: Oh my dear god are we living in 2001 again?
I kinda wish
but with the people/friends and family i know and some of things i know today.
have all these Bit notifications bothered you yet @Bit ?
At 4/16/15 08:26 AM, kazumazkan wrote:At 4/16/15 01:45 AM, ThePulp wrote: Oh my dear god are we living in 2001 again?I kinda wish
have all these Bit notifications bothered you yet @Bit ?but with the people/friends and family i know and some of things i know today.
You kidding?
These notifications sustain me.
At 4/16/15 11:16 AM, Bit wrote: You kidding?
These notifications sustain me.
A vote for @Bit is a vote for big floppy penises and your granny getting loved.
At 4/16/15 11:28 AM, someaveragechap wrote:At 4/16/15 11:16 AM, Bit wrote: You kidding?A vote for @Bit is a vote for big floppy penises and your granny getting loved.
These notifications sustain me.
If I vote for @Bit, will some of his coolness rub off on me?
By being there to witness it, I'd be involved due to me being present to see it happening. So it is impossible for me to tell you anything I witnessed that I wasn't involved with because that would mean I'd need to be involved yet not involved simultaneously, which is a contradiction.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 4/16/15 11:16 AM, Bit wrote:
You kidding?
have all these Bit notifications bothered you yet @Bit ?
These notifications sustain me.
then take it
take it like the dirty whore that you are.
@Bit
At 4/16/15 06:39 AM, FaroutFrank wrote: Eh, I think their is a difference between being self-absorbed and self-loathing. It's okay to be self absorbed, it's just love of one's self. Self loathing goes the other direction, which I think was what you're trying to say. Degrading one's self. I think most people here enjoy humiliating themselves and being humiliated, and they will not stop.
Thats true, I used to self-loathe, and it was upsetting me so much that I became self absorbed, but all of that changed once @Bit entered my life. Now I neither hate myself, nor am I obsessed with myself...in fact, as I speak I'm talking about me way too much, I should be talking about someone else completely. Yes! There is no self anymore, but only @Bit and @Bit's self-loathing, which prompted him to selflessly take the self-absorption away from us (as we are won't to do) and use himself as a catalyst to focus our energy into so we follow the threads direction in not being so self-absorbed.
@Bit is a True Hero to General BBS.
@Bit is a BIT of a weirdo. amirite? lolol
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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At 4/15/15 11:46 PM, Bit wrote: This thread is now all about Bit.
Well then, I have no choice but to give a fuck... (picrelated)
I was on the bus once and this old lady was running to catch it. when the bus stopped she got on and started looking frantically for change, crying out when she could find no fare. That's when the bus driver said
"It's ok, ma'am. Just get on."
The lady was extremely grateful and got on the bus.
After riding the #8 and taking it to the #5, I began my journey home thinking "wow, that was really generous of that driver." As I walked home I decided to stop by the gas station and get a muscle milk (because I'M HELLA JACKED) and there I saw an old man drop something on the ground. Moaning he started to reach down to grab it, but it was then that a woman said
"It's ok, sir, I've got it."
What is going on today? It's like we all just evolved to the point of world peace or something! Today was quite an unusually "giving" day.
Afterward I continued to see random acts of kindness all throughout the city. I couldn't understand just why everyone in Little Rock, a city renowned for its stupid and violent, suddenly had a change of heart like this.
But then, a light opened up in the sky, a brilliant burst of light shined down upon the city as its people looked up at it. After a moment we all began to make out a man with a beard in a white robe descending down slowly with his arms stretched wide. As he landed softly on the ground we all just stared, ready to listen, holding on to his every word.
"You, my children, have pleased the Lord with your chivalry and kindness this day. I have chosen this most wonderful days to be the time of 2nd Coming, for today you all get to join Me in My Kingdom with My Father. Now. Rise with Me, and we will all go home. For I am @Bit, your Lord and Savior, and I sayeth the truth.
After that, we all rose up into heaven, and it was glorious. He was real. He was really real.
At 5/5/15 10:54 AM, Cool-Points wrote: For I am @Bit, your Lord and Savior, and I sayeth the truth.
I died for your sins, Newgrounds.
Even the one that was really bad. The one you never told anyone about.
At 4/15/15 11:49 PM, Zhon wrote: You're a @Bit ch, Bit. I mean, you're really fucking nice and shit. Goddamnit, stop ruining my threads.
This was asking for it but anyway... WHY SO @Bit ter?
Hello thar ;)
I just came to pay homage to our Great Leader, @Bit Jong Un
At 7/11/15 03:20 AM, PussyShark wrote: I just came to pay homage to our Great Leader, @Bit Jong Un
I'm more than a @Bit flattered at this incredibly realistic likeness of me.
Also, good luck burning this one.
At 7/11/15 08:41 AM, Bit wrote:At 7/11/15 03:20 AM, PussyShark wrote: I just came to pay homage to our Great Leader, @Bit Jong UnI'm more than a @Bit flattered at this incredibly realistic likeness of me.
Also, good luck burning this one.
Isn't this thread a @Bit old?
At 7/11/15 03:33 PM, TOXlCITY wrote: someone burn this thread
At 7/11/15 07:17 PM, Bit wrote:At 7/11/15 03:33 PM, TOXlCITY wrote: someone burn this thread
I think this is my favorite thing on the internet today.
I thought the very act of posting in someone's shitty thread was self-less enough already.
Ok, so what's up then? Someone steal your sweetroll or something?
At 7/11/15 08:49 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: I thought the very act of posting in someone's shitty thread was self-less enough already.
Ok, so what's up then? Someone steal your sweetroll or something?
Your Fallout references are weak. Step up your game a @Bit .
At 7/11/15 09:36 PM, Zhon wrote:At 7/11/15 08:49 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: I thought the very act of posting in someone's shitty thread was self-less enough already.Your Fallout references are weak. Step up your game a @Bit .
Ok, so what's up then? Someone steal your sweetroll or something?
What? You self absorbed bastard!
"Codswallop in my opinion." - Hagrid
"I trust no one but my ham sandwich." - SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2