Today I was at the grocery store and I decided to go peruse the soups they had. I then decided that buying soup with high potato content would be a good idea.
As I was picking up the soup container, a sexy scantly-clad lady knocked herself into touching my ass! I sure had a strong erection after that! I went to the bathroom and masturbated for a good 10 minutes!
Was I wrong in this situation??
Nah, you should have invited her home with you.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
At 4/15/15 10:12 AM, kazumazkan wrote: rapist.
Rape is about thrill not lust.
I'm surprised you weren't aroused from the potato soup alone.
Mmmmmm yummy in your tummy and possibly on your dick
At 4/15/15 10:14 AM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: Did you get your soup? And no there is nothing wrong with that
Yes.
At 4/15/15 10:13 AM, coaliscool42 wrote:At 4/15/15 10:12 AM, kazumazkan wrote: rapist.Rape is about thrill not lust.
shut up you no good white cis male rapist
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
You would have been better off starting a conversation with her. Get to know her. Find out what she's into.
No need for masturbation if you could have had her in the stall at least giving you head.
Your penis is rarely wrong.
Unless traps
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You should've given her a taste of your soup. Cream of <insert your name here>
At 4/15/15 10:10 AM, coaliscool42 wrote: Was I wrong in this situation??
Nah, maybe you should've waited to masturbate until you got home but it's still perfectly acceptable.
420 blaze it
"Caesár, why do we never eat soup for dinner?"
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I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
Everything is ok with that. Where is your soup?
At 4/15/15 12:52 PM, Radaketor wrote: I've done worse.
You masturbated in the public instead of a bathroom?
No, sexual stimulation is most normal as long as the corrupt usage does not consume the 14th chamber and propagate tainted water
At 4/15/15 02:25 PM, Gremlin wrote:At 4/15/15 12:52 PM, Radaketor wrote: I've done worse.You masturbated in the public instead of a bathroom?
Multiple times.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 4/15/15 03:31 PM, Radaketor wrote:At 4/15/15 02:25 PM, Gremlin wrote:Multiple times.At 4/15/15 12:52 PM, Radaketor wrote: I've done worse.You masturbated in the public instead of a bathroom?
How was it, did anyone toss you some cash?
Did you grab her-
At 4/15/15 11:59 AM, RyderOmega wrote: Did you grab her cock?
Goddamnit!
Well anyway, going along with the assumption that you were telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I also don't think you did anything wrong, OP. Maybe you should have hit on her.
Woman: "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you."
OP: "Hey, don't sweat it, beauty. How about I buy you some lunch and we can bump uglies afterwards? ;D"
You are utterly despicable. You stand among the multitude of wicked men who perpetuate the Rape Culture Patriarchy in America. Hang your head (yes both of them) in shame for what you have done.
#feminazi #wow #whoa
Happily ETS'd.
At 4/15/15 06:20 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: What kind of soup did you get?
Yes, and did you also cum in the soup? Nothing wrong with adding a little bit of baby gravy to a nice and steamy potato soup.
PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega
I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
You've disappointed me. I was hoping for something about knocking over a soup can with an erection or whatever.
"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."
~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World
At 4/15/15 10:10 AM, coaliscool42 wrote: As soon as she touched my ass I immediately came and started farting.
Ah.
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
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At 4/15/15 03:37 PM, Gremlin wrote: How was it, did anyone toss you some cash?
People weren't watching, it was just in a place where people were hanging out and where people walk by frequently.
Haven't done it in years, though.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
Once, a co-worker swore this happened: End of the night, the movie theater pretty much closed 10 minutes ago. An attractive, tall girl about 20 y/o had sat, and put her back up to a doorway in the middle of the hallway, masturbating, with some success I'm told.
After being caught, her expression slowly went from "I'm going to come any minute now", to "Oh, shit I've been caught!" She fell, getting up and trying to pull her skinny jeans on at the same time. She fell a second time, then decided the ground was as good as place as any to hike drawers, and run like hell. The custodian had turned his back after glimpsing her, and had heard low insane mumbling, and two hard whacks to the wool carpet. At least she said "Sorry" before damn near knocking him down on her way out.
Sex by yourself in a public place is definitely a sad thing, but for bored lovers or desperate sluts, it's fair game, so long as they don't get caught... or leave a mess. Or break something. Or scar someone's eyes for life.
At 4/16/15 05:33 AM, VicariousE wrote: Or scar someone's eyes for life.
Hey, at least the girl in your story was pretty.
