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God is the founder of LGBT...

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...and Xe's bisexual, for how else would Xe love all of humanity equally?

God isn't actually against homosexually, since that isn't mentioned at all in the hebrew bible. The notion that God is against homosexuality is a belief that compensating-for-something clergy been ramming down our throats for hundreds of years due to some of the meaning of the original text being lost in translation (For example, the original hebrew texts say that Mary was just a young woman, but "young woman" has been mistranslated into "virgin").

Also, I wouldn't be surprised that God is furious at those mistranslations.

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 21:31:43


I think deep down inside, we all wished there was a verse where God whispered, "Hey... I never said I was straight ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 21:35:46


hello?

God is the founder of LGBT...


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"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Believe it or not, but there's actually some pornographic stuff in the bible. Solomon's Song (aka Song of Songs), anyone?

Number of the beast post!

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 22:30:36


I'm the sole gay Christian of this generation.


At 4/13/15 09:58 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Number of the beast post!

That was my 6,616th post, so if you remove the 1 it becomes 666, which is the number that's most often associated with the beast. However, the other number that's associated with the beast is 616, so I guess that means that I'm the Antichrist. Guess I'll have no choice but to summon the four horsemen and start opening the seven seals.

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 22:49:32


" If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. " (Leviticus 10 13)
Sure.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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At 4/13/15 10:49 PM, satanbrain wrote: " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. " (Leviticus 10 13)
Sure.

That's from the newer versions of the bible. I'm referring the the original bible, the hebrew bible.

Besides, who wouldn't want to have sex with God Xyrself? (I'm assuming that God can change genders at will)

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 22:57:17


At 4/13/15 10:55 PM, EsotericTable wrote:
At 4/13/15 10:51 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
That's from the newer versions of the bible. I'm referring the the original bible, the hebrew bible.

THE torah?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_Bible

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 23:08:43


At 4/13/15 11:04 PM, EsotericTable wrote:
At 4/13/15 11:01 PM, MrPercie wrote:
At 4/13/15 11:00 PM, EsotericTable wrote: yea its also the Torah
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-13 23:11:57


But seriously, if God's into LGBT that I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out the God is also into female domination, BDSM, selfcest, and incest!

Just imagine God the Father fucking Jesus in the ass while Jesus sucks the Holy Spirit's dick!


At 4/13/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Just imagine God the Father fucking Jesus in the ass while Jesus sucks the Holy Spirit's dick!

Every day.

God is the founder of LGBT...

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 07:41:03


At 4/13/15 10:30 PM, FaroutFrank wrote: I'm the sole gay Christian of this generation.

its time to repent for your nasty sins


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Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 08:27:28


God is a white male with big penis. He hates black people and condemned them to life of slavery, discrimination and poverty. He condemned asians to history of natural disasters, totalitarism, poverty, overpopulation and bloodshed. Homosexuality is a sinful disease and not only gays and lesbians go to hell, but also are condemned to have it harsh here in this world, because there is no peace for the wicked. Is 48:22

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 09:24:23


At 4/14/15 08:00 AM, Hoodie wrote: I love hearing straight dudes try and "defend gay rights", it's the best.

I mean, at least it's better then faggots going on parades and shit.

Because it's ironic or you genuinely appreciate people supporting the gay community?

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 10:48:09


I used to burn your kind on a cross

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 10:58:47


At 4/13/15 09:25 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Also, I wouldn't be surprised that God is furious at those mistranslations.

I read somewhere that whatever is written into the bible will come to past or some crap like that.
Also, I read that the Devil is like the first homo or whatever. Somewhere in Daniel or something.

Meh, something about it. I guess it was Leviticus.

also, turn it to LGB, fuck that T. Trannies just use the LGB community. Bastards.

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 11:13:28


At 4/14/15 10:58 AM, Hoodie wrote:
Because it's ironic or you genuinely appreciate people supporting the gay community?
No it was sarcasm. I hate it.

Well that's an interesting personal dynamic

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 11:26:04


Honestly, though, who doesn't like dicks?

God is the founder of LGBT...

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 12:09:08


At 4/14/15 11:35 AM, Hoodie wrote: They shouldn't stand for something that they don't understand and doesn't even matter to begin with.

I'm not saying you're right or wrong. I think my little brother is gay, and if he is whatever, but I fucking hate the one gay dude he hangs out with, he's an asshole.

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 12:59:21


At 4/13/15 10:51 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 4/13/15 10:49 PM, satanbrain wrote: " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. " (Leviticus 10 13)
Sure.
That's from the newer versions of the bible. I'm referring the the original bible, the hebrew bible.

The original hebrew bible includes book leviticus and says the same.
"וְאִישׁ, אֲשֶׁר יִשְׁכַּב אֶת-זָכָר מִשְׁכְּבֵי אִשָּׁה--תּוֹעֵבָה עָשׂוּ, שְׁנֵיהֶם; מוֹת יוּמָתוּ, דְּמֵיהֶם בָּם." The punishment for homosexual sex is death.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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So you are saying that "any man who lies with a man as a woman" is a mistranslation from the hebrew bible?

Either way, even if christians are not abided by the law of moses, its still condemned in the new testament, the only difference is that it doesnt say to kill gays, only that is a part of sexual immorality that is mentioned. Although i support gay marriage in terms of non religious marriage, and to debate if it can be interpreted otherwise for marriage if it comes to church.


At 4/14/15 01:00 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 4/14/15 10:48 AM, Indeks wrote: I used to burn your kind on a cross
@RB, meet your new soulmate.

Dude, that guy sounds like a fucking terrorist. I just don't like atheism since I'm religious.


till we overdose

Response to God is the founder of LGBT... 2015-04-14 22:26:23


At 4/14/15 03:28 PM, RB wrote:
At 4/14/15 01:00 PM, Amaranthus wrote: @RB, meet your new soulmate.
Dude, that guy sounds like a fucking terrorist. I just don't like atheism since I'm religious.

That sure is a nice excuse, innit?
I think you want the term: Antitheist

Being against something is different from apathy towards it.