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This guy is going to kill himself..

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If you guys thought I was bad, you should check out this guy right here. He wants to kill himself because he never had a girlfriend and he's 20 and alone.

So tell me what do you think of him? He has a house, nice clothes car and extra money on the side. So I don't think he has it as bad as he thinks he does. I think he's a little ungreatful.

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I'm pretty wary about making fun of this kinda stuff at this point, I think it's a ridiculously stupid fucking reason to kill yourself. But hopefully it's at least not another Elliot Rodger.

As for money, well, it doesn't buy happiness. Some people long for relationships more than others, but if he's willing to kill himself for one, I can't imagine him being very stable in one to begin with.


"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World

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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:01:38


Because being a 20 year old virgin is such a strange thing. That guy is fucking stupid if he's going to kill himself over that.


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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:05:33


This isn't something you'd want to make fun of. He might become another Elliot Rodger.


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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:05:41


At 4/11/15 08:01 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Because being a 20 year old virgin is such a strange thing. That guy is fucking stupid if he's going to kill himself over that.

It genuinely bothers some people. But they should just turn to drugs instead

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:22:32


At 4/11/15 08:05 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: This isn't something you'd want to make fun of. He might become another Elliot Rodger.

Shit I know...

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:26:43


At 4/11/15 08:01 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Because being a 20 year old virgin is such a strange thing. That guy is fucking stupid if he's going to kill himself over that.

He never kissed anyone

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:30:05


At 4/11/15 08:05 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: This isn't something you'd want to make fun of. He might become another Elliot Rodger.

This

stop trying to be so self righteous you stupid bitch.


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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:31:11


At 4/11/15 08:26 PM, ZE13 wrote: He never kissed anyone

So what? Is being a kissless virgin at age 20 a reason to commit suicide?


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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:33:08


At 4/11/15 08:31 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
So what? Is being a kissless virgin at age 20 a reason to commit suicide?

Think he's suffering from the misguided belief that:
a) He 'deserves' a woman
b) Everything will be fine when he gets a woman

I hope that this video is an elaborate troll.

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:38:46


At 4/11/15 08:33 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Think he's suffering from the misguided belief that:
a) He 'deserves' a woman
b) Everything will be fine when he gets a woman

This sounds familiar.


"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World

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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-11 20:39:09


At 4/11/15 08:33 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Think he's suffering from the misguided belief that:
a) He 'deserves' a woman

Such a b*llshit criticism

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 01:15:34


At 4/11/15 07:57 PM, ZE13 wrote: If you guys thought I was bad, you should check out this guy right here. He wants to kill himself because he never had a girlfriend and he's 20 and alone.

I've never had a girlfriend, 23, and I want to kill other people.

Thoughts on me?

This guy is going to kill himself..


Happily ETS'd.

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At 4/12/15 01:15 AM, TailsPrower wrote: I've never had a girlfriend, 23, and I want to kill other people.

Thoughts on me?

Big difference between wanting to do something and actually doing it...

Edit: And making a youtube video complaining about it.


If anything he's lucky. Fuck women.

Disclaimer: I don't hate women.

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 02:20:40


At 4/12/15 01:15 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
I've never had a girlfriend, 23, and I want to kill other people.

Thoughts on me?

Average wizard.


At 4/11/15 08:31 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 4/11/15 08:26 PM, ZE13 wrote: He never kissed anyone
So what? Is being a kissless virgin at age 20 a reason to commit suicide?

No.


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 02:43:35


At 4/11/15 07:57 PM, ZE13 wrote: If you guys thought I was bad, you should check out this guy right here.

ZE13 its not a fucking dick measuring contest of woe, you clueless piece of shit.


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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 02:51:02


the smug icon next to this thread kinda makes me cringe


"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

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Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 03:48:07


At 4/11/15 08:38 PM, toxicdevil93 wrote:
At 4/11/15 08:33 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Think he's suffering from the misguided belief that:
a) He 'deserves' a woman
b) Everything will be fine when he gets a woman
This sounds familiar.

Hello, redundancy.

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 05:24:16


At 4/12/15 05:23 AM, vixuzar wrote: You're fucking horrible
So this guy said that he's going to kill himself and then you decide to make a thread about him and make fun of him right?
You're even worse than that guy
Hope you die today

Who said I was making fun of him? :/

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 05:31:49


At 4/11/15 08:31 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 4/11/15 08:26 PM, ZE13 wrote: He never kissed anyone
So what? Is being a kissless virgin at age 20 a reason to commit suicide?

No

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 05:49:54


alot of is videos seem to be him being sad of couples and being mad at girls that arent interested in him, perhaps he needs to move to an area where he isnt surrounded by low quality women

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 05:55:01


At 4/12/15 05:49 AM, FoAngel wrote: alot of is videos seem to be him being sad of couples and being mad at girls that arent interested in him, perhaps he needs to move to an area where he isnt surrounded by low quality women

True

Response to This guy is going to kill himself.. 2015-04-12 06:01:24


At 4/11/15 08:05 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: This isn't something you'd want to make fun of. He might become another Elliot Rodger.

Yeah let's hope some girl gets drunk enough to fuck him so he doesn't kill anyone in retaliation. I'm surprised we aren't starting crowdfunding sites for to fund buying these dudes a prostitute.