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I am a slutty user

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I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 15:51:54


Enter me.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 16:07:29


This thread needs some butts.

I am a slutty user

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 16:33:57


n/a, Unspecified

Nope.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 16:49:46


At 4/9/15 04:24 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: who isnt? very few aesexual people exist in this world..

however, i'm regrettably stranded in the state of arizona so i cant. even if i werent, unless you have a b.o. fetish you probably wouldnt like me.

Is it medical or just lack of bathing and/or washing clothes?

If it's lack of bathing and/or washing clothes, is it because soap and/or detergent and/or laundromat is too expensive, is it because it conflicts with personal beliefs, is it because you see no value in it, or is it because of laziness or lack of motivation? Or some other reason I haven't thought of?

If it's medical, my condolences. I do believe there are some few rare medical conditions where someone literally stinks no matter what they do. If it's because of expenses, again my condolences.

If it's because of beliefs, explain. And if it's because of laziness, well that'd be on you. If it's some other reason, explain.


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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 16:53:05


At 4/9/15 04:50 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: of course, we have people on ng who lie about their gender like zone-sama and paragon x9 and especially you..

What? I'm a girl. I even posted a voice clip for proof.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 17:17:40


All talk and no action.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 21:11:18


Bullshit

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 21:21:36


Ok! just let me put something on real quick

I am a slutty user

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 21:27:22


At 4/9/15 09:21 PM, FoAngel wrote: Ok! just let me put something on real quick

Don't forget your billy boy.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 22:07:33


At 4/9/15 04:49 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 4/9/15 04:24 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: who isnt? very few aesexual people exist in this world..

however, i'm regrettably stranded in the state of arizona so i cant. even if i werent, unless you have a b.o. fetish you probably wouldnt like me.
Is it medical or just lack of bathing and/or washing clothes?

If it's lack of bathing and/or washing clothes, is it because soap and/or detergent and/or laundromat is too expensive, is it because it conflicts with personal beliefs, is it because you see no value in it, or is it because of laziness or lack of motivation? Or some other reason I haven't thought of?

If it's medical, my condolences. I do believe there are some few rare medical conditions where someone literally stinks no matter what they do. If it's because of expenses, again my condolences.

If it's because of beliefs, explain. And if it's because of laziness, well that'd be on you. If it's some other reason, explain.

Friedrich nietsche once said - 'fear of dirt can make one afraid to wash.'
Then, also i once lived with a couple of friends and one of them had really bad sweaty b.o., you know the real cloying, off-sweet reek of armpit unfettered and feral. So i was about to do some shopping and mentioned, trying to be tactful, y'know, 'hey i should probably pick up some deoderant as well, i'm getting a bit ripe...' and he replied, 'actually, i prefer the natural smell...', like it hadn't occured to him in any way that one might address the smell of one's body for the sake of others, rather than as some expression of half-baked luddite philosophy. So i said, 'i'll get you three bottles anyway you stink like a skip with a yeast infection.' Can you believe he actually took offence at that?

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 22:23:17


At 4/9/15 04:11 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: Prepare your angus

Ready

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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 23:01:20


At 4/9/15 05:04 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 4/9/15 04:53 PM, Bit wrote:
What? I'm a girl. I even posted a voice clip for proof.
robot voices dont count. and then i come to find out your real name is bart.

No. That's really my voice.

Stop being such a meanie. :(

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 23:07:16


At 4/9/15 11:03 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 4/9/15 11:01 PM, Bit wrote:
No. That's really my voice.

Stop being such a meanie. :(
siri-usly, how can you apply that voice to a human being? no human speaks like that. if that belongs to you, you're a fembot.

Wow. Rude.

If you talk to all women like this, it's no wonder you can't get laid.

But if you tell me that I have pretty eyes, I MIGHT still suck your dick. ;)

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-09 23:23:48


I've been hitting enter on my keyboard but nothing h


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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 00:56:34


At 4/10/15 12:16 AM, vixuzar wrote:
At 4/9/15 11:39 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I smell a trap.
And not the good kind of trap

Mentally ill men who have the emotional regulation of a 12 year old in the throes of puberty due to the constant influx of hormones are not "good." They are men who failed so hard with the opposite sex that they decided to quit their own gender. Transgenderism is literally the result of men and women's inability to be successful with the opposite sex. It's like if your kid decided to continue to play "dress-up" well into his teenage years only now his elaborate game of dress-up is protected by law and the other neighborhood kids must acknowledge and play along with his delusions and businesses have to install bathrooms so all the other mental patients who play dress-up can pretend their game is real.

The only thing "good" about them is that they've effectively removed themselves from the gene pool thereby leaving more opportunity for the genes of the non-insane to flourish.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 02:02:49


At 4/9/15 04:07 PM, someaveragechap wrote: This thread needs some butts.

Okay

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At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 03:20:00


you wish you could be a slut.


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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 03:31:56


wut? no, fuk of sloot


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 03:32:53


At 4/10/15 02:02 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Okay

You never get tired of this pic, dont'cha?

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 04:25:19


At 4/10/15 03:32 AM, ThePulp wrote:
At 4/10/15 02:02 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Okay
You never get tired of this pic, dont'cha?

I made it, it would be like getting tired of my child


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 04:33:24


At 4/10/15 04:25 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 4/10/15 03:32 AM, ThePulp wrote: You never get tired of this pic, dont'cha?
I made it, it would be like getting tired of my child

Got a point there.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 05:42:48


At 4/10/15 02:02 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 4/9/15 04:07 PM, someaveragechap wrote: This thread needs some butts.
Okay

Maybe some bewbs now.

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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 05:59:54


SLuts!!!

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 08:09:35


What the hell is this thread


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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-10 08:13:14


At 4/10/15 08:09 AM, larrynachos wrote: What the hell is this thread

My understanding is that it's a thread about how easy the OP is. I'm contributing by posting some lady pictures.

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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-11 21:27:08


At 4/9/15 04:07 PM, someaveragechap wrote: This thread needs some butts.

BABY GOT BACK


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Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-11 21:39:27


I am Inside.

Response to I am a slutty user 2015-04-11 21:43:41


This hurts me internally and should be destroyed.


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