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What to do on a lonely birthday

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What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 10:54:07


So it's my birthday in a few days, and it's all gonna be me alone time.

But what's a fun thing to do alone?


 

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 10:57:33


At 4/5/15 10:56 AM, Amaranthus wrote: An hero.

Not a bad idea actually


 

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:05:10


get yourself approximately 3 beers, order a pizza and watch the eurovision 2011 final in full on youtube. here it is in dutch

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:07:02


At 4/5/15 11:01 AM, Cordyceps wrote: is it not normal to spend your birthdays alone?

It's not normal at all. Everyone has friends, so they spend their birthdays with them.


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Put your hand on your dick and let nature run its course.

EDIT: Bitch, is your birthday on the 10th?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:10:27


At 4/5/15 11:08 AM, Radaketor wrote: EDIT: Bitch, is your birthday on the 10th?

Yeah, how did you know?


 

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:12:06


At 4/5/15 11:10 AM, klompors wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:08 AM, Radaketor wrote: EDIT: Bitch, is your birthday on the 10th?
Yeah, how did you know?

So it seems that there are two Newgrounds users who're gonna spend their birthdays alone.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:17:57


At 4/5/15 11:12 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:10 AM, klompors wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:08 AM, Radaketor wrote: EDIT: Bitch, is your birthday on the 10th?
Yeah, how did you know?
So it seems that there are two Newgrounds users who're gonna spend their birthdays alone.

Oh man, you too?

What to do on a lonely birthday


 

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:24:53


Play video games and listen to music.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:28:14


At 4/5/15 11:17 AM, klompors wrote: Oh man, you too?

Yes.

What to do on a lonely birthday


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:29:40


At 4/5/15 11:12 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:10 AM, klompors wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:08 AM, Radaketor wrote: EDIT: Bitch, is your birthday on the 10th?
Yeah, how did you know?
So it seems that there are two Newgrounds users who're gonna spend their birthdays alone.

do the math, guys. do the math

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:31:25


At 4/5/15 11:29 AM, Ejit wrote: do the math, guys. do the math

The only thing i'm doing right now is yo momma.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 11:45:53


There is nothing wrong with spending your birthday alone. I do it most years.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 12:17:35


Do what I do on my birthday every year. Work. Make money. Don't loose sight of your dreams because of one day that changes a number on your documents. You are better than that. You are better than them. You will emerge victorious in the end.

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 12:27:23


How about you go ahead and play something in Steam or whatever. Surely it can't be that lonely with a few games to keep you company...

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 13:07:25


Go out to eat and watch a film. I am never afraid to do these things alone.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 13:44:05


Get high and play video games, no better way to pass the time unless you wanna do something productive


420 blaze it

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 14:04:06


Counting down to your death.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 14:13:19


At 4/5/15 10:54 AM, klompors wrote: So it's my birthday in a few days, and it's all gonna be me alone time.

But what's a fun thing to do alone?

look for that nfl titties thread here.

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 14:17:40


At 4/5/15 01:54 PM, ConverseMass wrote: You're Dutch? Aren't you?

not afaik

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 14:40:42


At 4/5/15 11:28 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:17 AM, klompors wrote: Oh man, you too?
Yes.

More accurate version.

What to do on a lonely birthday


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 14:58:05


At 4/5/15 02:40 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:28 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:17 AM, klompors wrote: Oh man, you too?
Yes.
More accurate version.

That is so accurate it really hurts


 

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 15:03:38


Fap as long as you can.

Results: Best orgasm in recent memory.


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 15:06:13


At 4/5/15 11:07 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 4/5/15 11:01 AM, Cordyceps wrote: is it not normal to spend your birthdays alone?
It's not normal at all. Everyone has friends, so they spend their birthdays with them.

What's a "friends" ???

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 15:06:43


At 4/5/15 03:03 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Fap as long as you can.

Results: Best orgasm in recent memory.

Once you go past your 3rd in a row it starts to sting.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 15:12:45


At 4/5/15 03:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I always immediately stop after the 1st time.

I usually do that as well but it can feel kinda good doing it multiple times in a row.
@NeonSpider is better at explaining this than me.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 15:34:37


Assess your options and determine which is the best and act it out accordingly

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 15:45:07


Treat yourself to a camgirl for money that you usually wouldn't spend on one.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 18:37:19


Go to the playground.

Response to What to do on a lonely birthday 2015-04-05 19:22:53


Spend it on one of those time waster sites like TV Tropes. Or if you're feeling really self-destructive, play Runescape.


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