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I am fucked for life!!!

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I am fucked for life!!! 2015-04-03 22:20:53


I was driving my truck that I just got, just a normal day, and I just happened to mess with the radio. Just driving to work, about 5 miles away from where I live and I was messing with the radio for too long and swerved the truck off road and into a monument. I broke my left bones, femur and ankle, broke my jaw and nose and my spine. two spinal things close to the pelvis. The worst injury of all means I can't join the Army, brain damage. The left half of my brain got crushed into the steering wheel and because of all the pain, I went into a convulsion. It's crazy that the first person to pull over and help me out of the truck was my old geography teacher from high school, Mr. Cripps. Cool guy, really helped me out! :D I'm still alive and happy I did not die. What should have happened was my lungs were full of blood. :/

I am fucked for life!!!


All your base are belong to us

Response to I am fucked for life!!! 2015-04-11 01:58:24


You can still create stuff, right? That's what's going to help get you through this.

Response to I am fucked for life!!! 2015-04-11 13:20:02


Whoa, glad to hear that you're okay!

Response to I am fucked for life!!! 2015-04-12 04:06:51 (edited 2015-04-12 04:09:06)


Well, that's a swell little tale of dashing debonair.

How may I help you with your concerns about site issues and/or glitches?

Response to I am fucked for life!!! 2015-04-12 17:23:46


Not the right kind of help.