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cigars 2015-04-03 17:00:23


ive kind of been thinking that i need to start smoking so I look hellafly why I'm cruising in the Beetle, and other reasons. So has anybody actually smoked cigars, and what's the best you've had, taking price and shit into account

If you're a really cool person that wants to tell me I shouldn't because of the adverse health effects it might have

Dont

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 17:01:52


Smoking is detrimental and adds a destructive behavior to its subjects, stop immediately

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 17:02:43


i split open my cigars to roll up the yerbs

i have a friend who smokes cigars, the real big ones, he's been smoking them since 17 or so. never will i understand, those cigars are so nasty


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 17:02:48


At 4/3/15 05:01 PM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote: Smoking is detrimental and adds a destructive behavior to its subjects, stop immediately

Thanks for being so cool. Sweq

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 17:11:39


At 4/3/15 05:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Smoking is detrimental and adds a destructive behavior to its subjects, stop immediately

Thanks for being so cool. Sweq

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 17:25:50


I didn't take Newgrouds as a bunch of prudes. This is disappointing. I guess I'm finding out the good ones for myself

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 18:27:01


I have a humidor full of cigars, and like most things, what's best is subjective. Personally I prefer a Monte Cristo, however they are about $40 a cigar and if you live in the USA you're shit out of luck unless you go to Canada or settle for a Monte Cristo made in the Dominican Republic, which I do not recommend.

Your best bet is to go to a Cigar shop, or go online and read some reviews.

I personally buy my cigars from Cuban Crafters in Florida. Good product, great prices, and I thus far I've been able to not pay duty, so it works out to like $5 a cigar, compared to paying at least $20 for a decent cigar.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 19:04:54


At 4/3/15 06:50 PM, Lich wrote: Have you considered a Pipe instead?

Yeah but I don't have a 5 foot long beard so I don't think it'd work for me.

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 19:15:12


At 4/3/15 06:50 PM, Lich wrote: Have you considered a Pipe instead?

Have you ever rolled pipe tobacco into a cigarette? Delicious.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 19:26:38


At 4/3/15 07:10 PM, Entice wrote: Smoke swisher's blunts

OK.

What's the typical price range

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 19:53:25


At 4/3/15 07:44 PM, Hoodie wrote: Smoking anything is fucking stupid.

Good life choices guys.

Not respecting people's choices is pretty fucking stupid too. You might be more chill if you smoked something

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 20:06:01


At 4/3/15 07:44 PM, Hoodie wrote: Smoking anything is fucking stupid.

Good life choices guys.

Someone obviously hasn't had my house famous smoked pork tenderloin.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 22:18:23


Word is from 'round the block that them Pall Mall cigs are wonderful.
They ain't cigars, but still.

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 22:20:30


Some 7 minute cigars or cigarillos are not bad.

Al capones come to mind for 7 minute cigars. Black & milds are cheap cigarillos too but i prefer al capones.
swisher sweets are not great imo.

If you just want a cheapo not horrible cigar, a dutch masters is $1 and its not awful.

I have never really smoked an expensive cigar but i was given one by this hungarian guy i know, its from the dominican republic, not ordered online somebody bought them while they were there. some people go "OH ITS NOT CUBAN ITS NOT GOOD" but those people are sort of well... fanboys.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 22:23:39


You're going to look like a tool. Stop trying to have a gimmick.

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 23:16:18


At 4/3/15 10:23 PM, soupflavoredsoup wrote: You're going to look like a tool. Stop trying to have a gimmick.

The "looking cool" thing was a joke, I don't need to explain my reasons to you however

Response to cigars 2015-04-03 23:35:02


I heard prime times were pretty good


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 23:36:33


Smoking is gross


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Response to cigars 2015-04-03 23:40:07


At 4/3/15 11:36 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Smoking is gross

Because I care what a teenage girl sez

Also your avatar is a rabbit smoking

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 00:01:26


Smoking causes your semen to taste awful.

Not that OP will ever get laid.

Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to cigars 2015-04-04 00:04:03


At 4/3/15 11:16 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 4/3/15 10:23 PM, soupflavoredsoup wrote: You're going to look like a tool. Stop trying to have a gimmick.
The "looking cool" thing was a joke, I don't need to explain my reasons to you however

To match a hat?

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 00:07:44


You shouldn't because of the adverse health effects it might have.

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 00:12:34


So people actually have the perception that tobacco usage is cool. Interesting.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-04 01:04:43


Bullseye grape flavored cigarillos are pretty good. If you're interested in the big cigars Century Sams are pretty cheap and they have a decent taste. I don't smoke cigars often, usually only when I'm drinking, so I don't know too much about them but those are the kinds I've tried and liked most.

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 05:35:11


At 4/4/15 12:12 AM, Onizero wrote: So people actually have the perception that tobacco usage is cool. Interesting.

99% of people assume tobacco is cheap shitty cigarettes and chew. A nice aromatic pipe tobacco is one if the most relaxing experiences I've had. I get complimented all the time about how good it smells, and unlike commercial cigarette tobacco, cigar and pipe tobacco isn't generally chalked full of cancer causing chemicals.

I'd compare it to drinking hard liquor. Good in small amounts, but too much of anything has risks.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-04 06:49:09


At 4/4/15 05:35 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: 99% of people assume tobacco is cheap shitty cigarettes and chew.

Somebody flipped the script.

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 08:04:50 (edited 2015-04-04 08:05:26)


At 4/4/15 12:01 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Smoking causes your semen to taste awful.

You blow a lot of smokers?

At 4/3/15 11:44 PM, Hoodie wrote: I don't have to respect you actively choosing to hurt yourself.

Also, I used to smoke tons in my sophomore year of high school but I realized oh wait, why am I wasting money and life on this?

I give the people in my life two choices, respect me or fuck off. Since I won't be rude to you, I'll just instead say "bye, have a nice day"

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 08:06:45


At 4/3/15 05:00 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: ive kind of been thinking that i need to start smoking so I look hellafly why I'm cruising in the Beetle, and other reasons. So has anybody actually smoked cigars, and what's the best you've had, taking price and shit into account

If you're a really cool person that wants to tell me I shouldn't because of the adverse health effects it might have

Dont

Don't do it to be cool. Only do it if it's something you want to do. (Like if you're going to do it anyway and don't give a shit what other people have to say about it kind of thing -- in that case do it). If you just want to do it for the look, and not for personal reasons, then it'll probably have the opposite effect of what you're hoping, due to rampant intolerance of smokers these days, unless you go somewhere known as a smoker's hangout.

Also I like how people feel the need to butt in and say obvious shit like "smoking is bad for you" even though duh and also you even mentioned as much.

It could become a very expensive habit though depending what you do, how often, and what you buy. It's usually something people might have on a special occasion and not on the regular. If money isn't an issue then have fun I guess.


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Response to cigars 2015-04-04 08:09:29


Man this is an abortion and a half.

Response to cigars 2015-04-04 08:18:10


At 4/4/15 08:09 AM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: Man this is an abortion and a half.

I'm not saying not to do it. I'm just saying don't do it to be cool. (You can do it for any other reason though). Unlike some others I'm actually not against smokers and I think most people who are against them are just assholes, even though I'm not a smoker myself.

The main things to keep in mind though would be price and setting. If there's a place smokers hang out in your area, that'd be a good setting. But typically what you'd do with cigars is get a bunch of bros together and pass out cigars, which could get expensive if you did that often, so save it for special occasions. It's a very bro thing.


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