If you took a dump one day and found out that your shit was made of money, would you touch it?
If you could shit money
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Then all currency would be rendered useless reverting us back to the bargain system where all items are useless
do u touch money thats already covered in fecal mater.. wow
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At 4/1/15 04:12 PM, Psychopath wrote: If you took a dump one day and found out that your shit was made of money, would you touch it?
I think that the only person who wouldn't be happy with this is @GoryBlizzard.
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At 4/1/15 04:22 PM, Bit wrote: I think that the only person who wouldn't be happy with this is @GoryBlizzard.
If it's brown or green and comes out of the asshole I'm completely good with it.
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At 4/1/15 04:12 PM, Psychopath wrote: If you took a dump one day and found out that your shit was made of money, would you touch it?
Depends on the amount, time is money. I would not waste thirty minutes trying to collect and clean a small amount of cash.
At 4/1/15 04:29 PM, Dusty715 wrote: Hmmm......
Only if it was a 100 dollar bill.
We must go deeper.
The bills are in random values, some are single dollars, some twenties, some fifties and maybe some hundreds but you wouldn't know the exact amount until you reached in and started unfolding it.
I'd go take a massive dump on the desk of the student loan department and simply say "You're welcome" and leave
If that would happen I would drink a lot of milk.
Yay for being lactose intolerant :U
If you shit money you probably need to reconsider your diet. Money isn't really food you know, as much as you might think you're getting your daily nutrients off swallowing coins. It only works for robots. You're not a robot, are you?
Depends how much money that is but I'd sure love to go to places I hate and pay them with money tainted with shit.
Hell yes I would. Money is money. Wash that shit and it's all good!
Of course I would touch it. If my shit is made out of money there's no legit shit there to get smeared all over the money.
At 4/2/15 06:08 PM, vixuzar wrote: how are you supposed to spend your money if you can`t clean the shit on it ?
That is wack yo. There should be a cleaning factor.
I would buy things with it and make other people touch it too.
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At 4/2/15 05:07 AM, Psychopath wrote: The bills are in random values, some are single dollars, some twenties, some fifties and maybe some hundreds but you wouldn't know the exact amount until you reached in and started unfolding it.
I would try dieting to see if I could influence the outcome of the bills by eating more from a certain food group. There's really no other logical answer one can give.
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Hell no, but I would pay someone to wash and deposit it for me.
I will need to check if I am in an alternative universe where people poop money and use shit to trade stuffs. In that universe, Batman smells badly.
