And not Jesus' resurrection. Cause we all know that ain't happening.

Lets talk Elephants, and Mammoths.
So maybe you heard about the recent developments in resurrecting an extinct species. Who knows?
So here is how it goes:

Scientists, somewhere, have successfully spliced Mammoth genes into an Elephant's genome.
What they are hoping for in their results is to see the Elephants with a stronger cold-resistance, bigger ears,
and hairier bodies. As well as more haemoglobins, or stronger haemoglobins? I am not sure.
Haemoglobin is a protein that carries oxygen around the body.

Here are some bogus links.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/02/magazine/the-mammoth-cometh.html?_r=0
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-mammoths-can-be-brought-back-from-extinction/
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/06/resurrecting-woolly-mammoths-exciting-but-fantasy
http://geekologie.com/2015/03/skip-this-go-straight-to-dinos-scientist.php

At 3/24/15 02:49 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: this is an abomination in the eye of god

--supergandhi64

Eye? What the fuck? Now you are taking the religion too far. God has two, no three, no an infinite amount of eyes. Whatever, you idea of God is an abomination. I refuse to believe God is gay enough to have only one eye. It makes no fucking sense.

Also, I am sure God would want a helping hand in re-correcting his mistakes. Mammoths didn't deserve to go extinct. That is why he allowed their DNA to be preserved in the permafrost of the Earth.

Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

I don't know, maybe if they have their DNA hidden deep in the permafrost, maybe. Who knows, one day you'll be able to live your dream, and this is proof that it can be done. But you know, you'd have to wait for the specimen to grow up. You'd be like 20 years older by the time it does happen.

At 3/24/15 02:55 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: do you ever wonder why god made your dad so weak. maybe it's a punishment

--supergandhi64

If God needs to re-correct any mistakes, starting with you wouldn't be a bad idea.

At 3/24/15 03:09 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

But you know, you'd have to wait for the specimen to grow up. You'd be like 20 years older by the time it does happen.

Did you just ruin the Cavewoman thingy for me?

At 3/24/15 03:24 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:09 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

But you know, you'd have to wait for the specimen to grow up. You'd be like 20 years older by the time it does happen.

Did you just ruin the Cavewoman thingy for me?

Well you did day Cavewomen, and not Cavegirl. So you ruined it yourself.

Hey, no need to get violent. You know, maybe in the future things will be different, they could possibly make you younger, who knows? You know?

oh, and I think I did...

Someone is doing it specifically to fill Grand Soul Gems and cook Mammoth Steak.

At 3/24/15 03:27 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

oh, and I think I did...

You're gonna fucking pay for this Ketch!

I'd fuck that Cavegirl, must be 18 though

Sounds pretty cool and dangerous.

That's science.

At 3/24/15 03:30 PM, Phobotech wrote: Someone is doing it specifically to fill Grand Soul Gems and cook Mammoth Steak.

Even so, that aint a bad idea.

At 3/24/15 03:33 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:27 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

oh, and I think I did...

You're gonna fucking pay for this Ketch!

I'd fuck that Cavegirl, must be 18 though

I'd hire a bunch of them, and do a Cavegirls gone Wild compilation. Must be 18, of course.

At 3/24/15 10:01 PM, NGPulp wrote: Sounds pretty cool and dangerous.

That's science.

Science is great though. Without Science, things would not be cool, or dangerous.

hey, were those puns? Or just unintentionally puns? Because Mammoths reside in cool temperatures, and are very dangerous. just sayin'...

At 3/24/15 03:33 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:27 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

oh, and I think I did...

You're gonna fucking pay for this Ketch!

I'd fuck that Cavegirl, must be 18 though

I'd hire a bunch of them, and do a Cavegirls gone Wild compilation. Must be 18, of course.

Awh, you're the best after all!

At 3/25/15 12:49 AM, Gremlin wrote:

Awh, you're the best after all!

Yeah, I know right. Thing is, I'd make you pay to watch tho.

At 3/25/15 12:45 AM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 3/24/15 10:01 PM, NGPulp wrote: Sounds pretty cool and dangerous.

That's science.

Science is great though. Without Science, things would not be cool, or dangerous.

You said it, bruther.

At 3/25/15 01:07 AM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 3/25/15 12:49 AM, Gremlin wrote:

Awh, you're the best after all!

Yeah, I know right. Thing is, I'd make you pay to watch tho.

Who said anything about watching? I'm joining that party with or without your permission. I'll pay, let me just get my check book, I swear with a cross in my hand that it will give you the money.

Too bad that it was a double cross

You can't bring back the dead, non-existence is just that, non-existence, A is A, to scientifically alter the extinction to bring it back is in fact creating a new species, not the extinct one

At 3/25/15 03:21 AM, Gremlin wrote:
Some bologna

I was crossing my fingers the whole time too bruh.

At 3/25/15 11:37 AM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote: More bologna

Of course I agree with you but in a hypothetical sense it is reviving the Mammoths.

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

Gremlin best find out if that bitch got a sister, and let injexen know as soon as possible.

At 3/25/15 03:58 PM, injexen wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

Gremlin best find out if that bitch got a sister, and let injexen know as soon as possible.

She better have cuz I ain't sharing.

@Ketchemonia, this should play in the background Cave Bitches be loving it

At 3/25/15 04:04 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/25/15 03:58 PM, injexen wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

Gremlin best find out if that bitch got a sister, and let injexen know as soon as possible.

She better have cuz I ain't sharing.

@Ketchemonia, this should play in the background Cave Bitches be loving it

That is too proto-gay man, I'd rather have the original playing. It'll be more sexy once things get dirty. Well dirtier considering these are cavebitches now.

At 3/25/15 04:04 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/25/15 03:58 PM, injexen wrote:

At 3/24/15 03:02 PM, Gremlin wrote: Does this mean that Gremlin can get a piece of some Cavewoman's ass?
Mmm, that primitive beauty

Gremlin best find out if that bitch got a sister, and let injexen know as soon as possible.

She better have cuz I ain't sharing.

@Ketchemonia, this should play in the background Cave Bitches be loving it

I'll just do what my friends brother did to him: Wait until you're passed out drunk and pork her right next to you.

At 3/25/15 04:07 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: That is too proto-gay man, I'd rather have the original playing. It'll be more sexy once things get dirty. Well dirtier considering these are cavebitches now.

Well at least play this

At 3/25/15 04:07 PM, injexen wrote: I'll just do what my friends brother did to him: Wait until you're passed out drunk and pork her right next to you.

Your friend doesn't happen to be my neighbour?

At 3/25/15 04:16 PM, Gremlin wrote: Your friend doesn't happen to be my neighbour?

I don't know. Push him down the stairs once. If it shows up on my Facebook feed then we'll have confirmation.

At 3/25/15 04:19 PM, injexen wrote:

At 3/25/15 04:16 PM, Gremlin wrote: Your friend doesn't happen to be my neighbour?

I don't know. Push him down the stairs once. If it shows up on my Facebook feed then we'll have confirmation.

It's a deal

At 3/25/15 04:21 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/25/15 04:19 PM, injexen wrote:

At 3/25/15 04:16 PM, Gremlin wrote: Your friend doesn't happen to be my neighbour?

I don't know. Push him down the stairs once. If it shows up on my Facebook feed then we'll have confirmation.

It's a deal

You'll have to remember though. If you do it and it doesn't show up on my feed, then you're just an asshole.

At 3/25/15 04:16 PM, Gremlin wrote:

At 3/25/15 04:07 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: That is too proto-gay man, I'd rather have the original playing. It'll be more sexy once things get dirty. Well dirtier considering these are cavebitches now.

Well at least play this

Well.... if you have a big cock then yes, because the song is heavy enough to go with big cocks crushing cavebitches' vaginas.

dufuq you motherfucker, you hijacked my thread! how dare you!

At 3/25/15 04:23 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: Well.... if you have a big cock then yes, because the song is heavy enough to go with big cocks crushing cavebitches' vaginas.

I guess we won't be playing that then, though there is a big fat male pheasant walking around my yard, by the way did @Monster-64 just call us silly? You know what to do.

dufuq you motherfucker, you hijacked my thread! how dare you!

Shit happens, deal with it, this thread is mine now.

I hope mods are in a good mood

At 3/25/15 04:22 PM, injexen wrote: You'll have to remember though. If you do it and it doesn't show up on my feed, then you're just an asshole.

It doesn't matter, it's my nature anyway