Of my fucking life. I woke up at 4 in the morning, not to actually wake up and get my morning started, but to find a mosquito on my lip, buzzing. I extrocist my ass out of that bad and ran down stairs and slept on the couch. How are you?

Pretty good. I'm probably going to be going to the hospital later. It's gonna be fun.

At 3/20/15 11:39 PM, Hoodie wrote: You were terrified and forced out of your room by a mosquito?

Yeah, I'm pressing rape charges.

I had a pepperoni and anchovy pizza last night. A bone got stuck in my throat and was causing me agonizing pain. I vomited five times in an attempt to get it out. I eventually ran out of food to puke out and I lay in my cot, hoping I swallow it in my sleep.

That was pretty scary.

At 3/21/15 12:56 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: why what's happening bruv

I've had two bad bloody noses today and I'm afraid it will happen a third time. The first one started because I blew my nose and it lasted about 20-25 minutes. The second one took an hour of pinching my nose and holding Kleenex next to it to soak up the blood coming out before it stopped. I also felt light headed a little bit after the second one ended. I probably should have gone to the hospital for that one, but I will go to the hospital for sure if it happens again.

My night was fun, and will be going to sleep soon.

That's scary?

At 3/21/15 01:55 AM, NGPulp wrote: That's scary?

He was waitin' for me at the windoe

i would have been more scared if i woke up to a mosquito sitting on my penis

At 3/21/15 01:05 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I've had two bad bloody noses today and I'm afraid it will happen a third time. The first one started because I blew my nose and it lasted about 20-25 minutes. The second one took an hour of pinching my nose and holding Kleenex next to it to soak up the blood coming out before it stopped. I also felt light headed a little bit after the second one ended. I probably should have gone to the hospital for that one, but I will go to the hospital for sure if it happens again.

I'm actually incredibly jealous of you. I think bloody noses are the coolest thing ever. If I could just randomly get a bloody nose on a regular basis, I would be super happy.

At 3/21/15 10:02 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I imagine the weight of the mosquito would be too much for your dick to handle.

i guess it takes personal experience to come up with something that witty haha

At 3/21/15 12:35 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I have plenty of experience, I have been studying shitposters with little dicks for years now.
You're the most remarkable of them all.

Yeah i guess it takes years of basement dwelling to be filled with so much cynicism haha

At 3/21/15 12:46 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Joke's on you, I don't have a basement.
Suck on that, you little bitch.

heavy drapes in your room do have the same effect oh well

youre a funny dude i like you

At 3/21/15 07:44 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: no offense but you're a total pussy buddy

--supergandhi64

I am what I eat.

At 3/21/15 12:53 PM, Amaranthus wrote: We don't have drapes either.
You should come to Belgium one day. I will show you many other things my house doesn't have.

i would assume one of those things is a toilet to shit in seeing as though its crawled into your brain

At 3/21/15 12:57 PM, Amaranthus wrote: It didn't crawl into my brain. It signed up on Newgrounds under the alias of BanditWoolyBear.

which would imply your fecal matter atleast matches your intelligence.

sounds correct.

At 3/21/15 01:09 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Apparently my fecal matter doesn't know how spaces work.

apparently so, but aren't we glad that's what you've resorted to as a last ditch attempt to be my friend