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Off to the cottage!

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Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:14:19


I'm going to the cottage this weekend on the mountains with clear, azure sky. There's no internet at all. We've to fire up the good old fireplace, use candles as a light source, bring water from the well and go to the outdoor toilet for bowel movements.

Don't you just love to get away from society for a bit of the old time out, yes?


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:16:35


Sounds like heaven right about now. Have a good safe trip.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:18:45


Make sure to bring plenty of clean drinking water and to have extra batteries for your flashlight! Be careful and have fun man. :)

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:20:46


At 3/19/15 06:14 PM, RandyRandom wrote: There's no internet at all.

Oh, excellent.

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:23:08


Cool. Story. Bro.

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:25:17


I wish you had a girlfriend maybe you'd be less of a fuck ing ass

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:25:57


Enjoy the lack of internet and technology.


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:35:35


I've always been away from society because I've been sheltered my whole fucking life. I've always fucking hated living miles and miles away from society. Why would anyone enjoy being out in the middle of nowhere?


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 18:47:01


At 3/19/15 06:14 PM, RandyRandom wrote: go to the outdoor toilet for bowel movements.

Don't get bitten by a snake or a bear or something.


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 20:44:38


At 3/19/15 06:20 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 3/19/15 06:14 PM, RandyRandom wrote: There's no internet at all.
Oh, excellent.

Well, it's good for me to get away for a few days because I'm literally addicted to the internet. It started this year, and has brought insomnia upon me, brother, sir.


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 20:50:28


Enjoy your time out there.

Keep an eye out for Fornicus, dont want anyone to go cabin in the woods on you

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 21:00:55


camping is great I absolutely love it

sarcasm of other folks aside i hope you have a good time.

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 22:49:19


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-19 22:51:11


do share your experience when you return

Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-20 01:17:58


At 3/19/15 06:14 PM, RandyRandom wrote: I'm going to the cottage this weekend on the mountains with clear, azure sky. There's no internet at all. We've to fire up the good old fireplace, use candles as a light source, bring water from the well and go to the outdoor toilet for bowel movements.

*Makes comment about you going cottaging but then having the joke ruined when needing to explain it is a sexual thing*

Don't you just love to get away from society for a bit of the old time out, yes?

I really do, wish I could live away from it all permanently, I just can't be comfortable being around most people and wish I never had to deal with those I don't find comfort around.


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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-20 01:21:09


At 3/19/15 08:44 PM, RandyRandom wrote:
At 3/19/15 06:20 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 3/19/15 06:14 PM, RandyRandom wrote: There's no internet at all.
Oh, excellent.
Well, it's good for me to get away for a few days because I'm literally addicted to the internet. It started this year, and has brought insomnia upon me, brother, sir.

You honestly think you can escape this place?

Enjoy the withdrawals bitch.


Oldskies lmao

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Response to Off to the cottage! 2015-03-20 01:24:21