how would i do that.

Murder your opponents...

First, check your spelling. Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam wasted a lot of time and resources running for town mare once.

At 3/17/15 08:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam wasted a lot of time and resources running for town mare once.

boy what a nightmayor

i will factor in the scope for you to make weird looney tunes references when making future threads i don't want to be deleted. i've got your numer now buddy

Have sex with the potential voters.

Are you involved in city council? Are you in tune with the demands of the people in the city and have practical solutions for them? Do you do door-to-door greetings? Do you stand out among your opponents? Do you have an approachable personality? Is there a good team behind you in advertising and PR?

At 3/17/15 09:14 PM, FinaLee wrote: Are you involved in city council?

no

Are you in tune with the demands of the people in the city and have practical solutions for them?

no

Do you do door-to-door greetings?

yes

At 3/17/15 09:16 PM, Ejit wrote: no
no
yes

Well honestly, I think you'd have a tough time running for mayor given the first two answers, but you seem like a good person, so maybe you can win over some votes with your charm!

I will wholeheartedly support in every endeavor as long as you utilize your resources correctly

campaign speech: gonna keep doing this for half an hour, longer if people stick around

Councillor Les Wynan says you're not fit to be mayor. What do you have to say about that?

At 3/17/15 08:34 PM, Ejit wrote: how would i do that.

Step 1: Break into the mayor's office.
Step 2: Find that a mayor was never elected, and signed "TBD"
Step 3: Dress up as Mayor, and sign the declaration yourself.
Step 4: Be Mayor. ABSOLUTE POWER. BOSS OF EVERYONE.

At 3/17/15 11:04 PM, Hoodie wrote:

At 3/17/15 08:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: First, check your spelling. Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam wasted a lot of time and resources running for town mare once.

Honestly Bugs Bunny probably didn't waste any resources.

According to this we can at least assume he bought signs,food, cigars and explosives. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballot_Box_Bunny
I'm not counting the cost of the women's clothing because, well there's no gentle way to say it, but there's evidence he already had that for his own purposes. How's that for progress? Open transvestites could run for mayor in the 50's.

At 3/18/15 04:50 PM, Hoodie wrote:

At 3/18/15 04:16 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I'm not counting the cost of the women's clothing because, well there's no gentle way to say it, but there's evidence he already had that for his own purposes. How's that for progress? Open transvestites could run for mayor in the 50's.

Well I mean, Bugs was just fuckin with him.

Yeah but that was one of his go to moves. He dressed as a woman often enough that you have to think he was just looking for a reason. I'm not excusing the times for being what they were but you can see why he would feel the need to give context to his predilection through wacky shenanigans. But none of that negates his very legitimate political points. We cannot hide from the issues!

At 3/17/15 08:38 PM, positively-negative wrote: Murder your opponents...

Then eat them.
Leave no evidence.

At 3/18/15 05:58 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you're never going to be mayor

--supergandhi64

Screw you stupid asshole

Rig the polls.