At 3/16/15 12:18 AM, koopahermit wrote: Holy shit, I'm a brawler. gg @FaroutFrank

Did it make you cum?

At 3/16/15 12:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: 1.) I like to masturbate, but tell me, is it really a good idea to do that in the middle of a battle? I don't think so!

You should have thought about that before you did it. You're lucky you didn't get killed.

2.) Why would I masturbate when I have the much better option to have sex with one of the contenders, preferably the female ones? (She'd be the dominant one)

You make it sound like you had a choice.

At 3/16/15 12:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: 1.) I like to masturbate, but tell me, is it really a good idea to do that in the middle of a battle? I don't think so!

2.) Why would I masturbate when I have the much better option to have sex with one of the contenders, preferably the female ones? (She'd be the dominant one)

I just sliced a shitty '14er's head off and you're still here worried over choking your chicken? Bitch pls.

At 3/16/15 12:41 AM, FaroutFrank wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:18 AM, koopahermit wrote: Holy shit, I'm a brawler. gg @FaroutFrank

Did it make you cum?

I must always deal the finishing blow on my opponents.

At 3/16/15 12:42 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Why would I masturbate when I have the much better option to have sex with one of the contenders, preferably the female ones? (She'd be the dominant one)

I just sliced a shitty '14er's head off and you're still here worried over choking your chicken? Bitch pls.

Want to have an orgy with me and Bit? It'll cost only 5 lake pearls. (to get lake pearls you have to go diving in a nearby lake and search for lake oysters for the chance that they might have one)

At 3/16/15 12:43 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:41 AM, FaroutFrank wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:18 AM, koopahermit wrote: Holy shit, I'm a brawler. gg @FaroutFrank

Did it make you cum?

I must always deal the finishing blow on my opponents.

giggity

At 3/16/15 12:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

1.) I like to masturbate, but tell me, is it really a good idea to do that in the middle of a battle? I don't think so!

2.) Why would I masturbate when I have the much better option to have sex with one of the contenders, preferably the female ones? (She'd be the dominant one)

Let it go mang. It was just a random event, and hardly anyone saw your pecker. Talking about it will just make it worse.

I just pictured GC beating off intensely, while everyone else scrambled around, and I then I get stabbed in the back. :^)

Meanwhile, the night sings softly.... the calm before the storm that is Day 2 of the NG Hunger Games!

At 3/16/15 12:55 AM, Heinrich wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:50 AM, FaroutFrank wrote: I just pictured GC beating off intensely, while everyone else scrambled around, and I then I get stabbed in the back. :^)

"It's starting! Everyone is killing each other for supplies! It's a matter of life and death!"

*Drops pants and starts beating off*

GC, I get the feeling you're not gonna live this one down for a while.

You can choose your own battle theme, but for Day 2 I'm thinking this.

It's his secret weapon, he's going to win the whole contest just by beating off. It's brilliant!

At 3/16/15 01:00 AM, Zhon wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:55 AM, Heinrich wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:50 AM, FaroutFrank wrote:

GC, I get the feeling you're not gonna live this one down for a while.

Where's the "Delete previous comments" button?

At 3/16/15 01:01 AM, FaroutFrank wrote: It's his secret weapon, he's going to win the whole contest just by beating off. It's brilliant!

No. My secret weapon is fucking everybody silly in order to defeat them!

At 3/16/15 01:22 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Get good, scrubs.

That's funny, considering Bit was able to keep you, NekoMika and yurgenburgen from his fire single handedly.

So, are FoAngel and Zhon under the influence of my obviously magical dildo now?

At 3/16/15 01:33 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: So, are FoAngel and Zhon under the influence of my obviously magical dildo now?

Possibly.

Who knows, they might invite you for a threesome.....

At 3/16/15 01:21 AM, Heinrich wrote:

Heinrich, are you and I the only mods involved in this battle now? We should team up somehow O_o

At 3/16/15 01:34 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

Coming from the guy who had to have his boo-boos bandaged up by Heinrich.

Pfft, it's hard keeping all this zombie flesh in one place man. I'm hard to kill, but I'm decaying all the time.

At 3/16/15 01:37 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Pfft, it's hard keeping all this zombie flesh in one place man. I'm hard to kill, but I'm decaying all the time.

Are you sure you're a zombie and not just suffering from Leprosy? O_o

At 3/16/15 01:42 AM, BrokenDeck wrote:

At 3/16/15 01:37 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Pfft, it's hard keeping all this zombie flesh in one place man. I'm hard to kill, but I'm decaying all the time.

Are you sure you're a zombie and not just suffering from Leprosy? O_o

checks pulse

Yeah, I'm a zombie. I also don't have eyelids and I don't need to sleep. So I can watch you all the time.

all the time

At 3/16/15 01:35 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Possibly.

Who knows, they might invite you for a threesome.....

There's only room for one man in my heart and i dont like to share

At 3/16/15 01:50 AM, FoAngel wrote:

At 3/16/15 01:35 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Possibly.

Who knows, they might invite you for a threesome.....

There's only room for one man in my heart and i dont like to share

I'd like to point out that in this fictional miniverse, my character is an undead female doll, stitched together with cloth and some fleshy parts. That is, if we're basing our characters off of the icons we submit. Which is why I thought it was awesome Chap and I got the same district.

But anyway, just wanted you to know what you were getting your fingers into.

At 3/16/15 12:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Want to have an orgy with me and Bit? It'll cost only 5 lake pearls. (to get lake pearls you have to go diving in a nearby lake and search for lake oysters for the chance that they might have one)

Also, each of those lake pearls is worth $20,000 since they're so rare and sought-after. People have actually killed just to get their hands on just one of those lake pearls!

At 3/16/15 12:16 AM, Bit wrote: As Day 1 draws to a close, only a fraction of the competitors are left.

At least i have @thegamechanger at my side. Alliances son!

At 3/16/15 02:18 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 3/16/15 12:16 AM, Bit wrote: As Day 1 draws to a close, only a fraction of the competitors are left.

At least i have @thegamechanger at my side. Alliances son!

Yeah! Let's see if we can get anyone else to join our alliance! Let's have a rivalry with the other alliance!

Once we have enough members, we could start a prank war with the other alliance!

Theme Song for our alliance: Unknown (Not Decided)

At 3/16/15 01:00 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: You can choose your own battle theme, but for Day 2 I'm thinking this.

you want a battle theme? still in the dark son!

Hey, I want a thing of Castle Crashers. I'll fuck anybody up, her e we go.

i found somelubricnt smd bowand arows id say im doin well

At 3/16/15 02:46 AM, Phobotech wrote: Hey, I want a thing of Castle Crashers. I'll fuck anybody up, her e we go.

You're a bit late mang. But if I win, you can have the prize. Promise. Unless FoAngel or Monster-64 mug me for it.