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Lets give bad dating advice!

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Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-03 23:51:04


When a woman sounds pissed but instead she says she's fine. She is fine. No and ifs or buts about it move along and dont try to figure out shit.


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-03 23:52:52


When a woman wants you to meet her parents, stand her up. It's obvious she just wants to use you as a buffer because she has a poor relationship with them.

Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-03 23:53:35


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-03 23:54:45


If Newgrounds gives awful advice, but this thread is dedicated to awful advice...

Is the advise in this thread actually good?

Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 00:19:14


Tell her you have an account on Newgrounds :P

Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 00:22:06


When a woman tells you she doesnt want to see you anymore you should ignore that, because its clear she is playing hard to get, if she calls the cops, that just means she wants more people to know about and witness your love for each other

Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 00:26:36


Women don't date nice guys. So you need to treat them like shit to gain their respect.

After you've broken their spirit, you must urinate on them to mark your territory and then pound your chest repeatedly to solidify your claim.

Congratulations! You are now an alpha.


Picking your nose and then wiping it on your date's sleeve marks your turf and prevents your sex from making a move on said date.

Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 00:33:17


-Ask if she'd want to be in a relationship before you two have any actual date first
-Tell her you love, like, care about, or have any iota of concern for her
-Mention past relationships
-Pity/loathe thyself
-Joke about committing suicide


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 01:30:56


or just smack the living shit out of her for masking her emotions. that will set the bitch straight i wont let no bitch hide anything from me even her fake ass expressions. these bitches aint loyal


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 02:34:26


If you have a beard and are eating dinner with her, comb it with her fork. If you don't have a beard, you can do it with the hair on top of your head instead, and it's even better if you have dandruff.


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 02:56:47


Make her pay for everything on the first date. Women need to feel independent. Paying for things when you first meet could be construed as an insult and will result in your date feeling like you don't think they are "woman enough" to handle themselves and their expenses in this day and age. They will feel that you are questioning how strong they are as the lesser sex, and will most likely not go on a second date with you.


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 05:03:00


Of course Wegra is the one making a bad dating advice thread.
It couldnt be any other way.


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 08:06:55


Send her cell phone pics of your toilet after taking a big dump and say "Thinking of you < 3 :) "


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 10:45:17


uh... duh! Grab her penis. Don't any of you know?


When meeting on the first date, you must have excessive facial hair. A long unkempt neckbeard, awfully large sideburns, bleached ultra white teeth and a huge fedora. As you move to her, pull up a chair and as she sits down, say in a loud, low voice, "m'lady" with a huge grin, and tip your fedora slowly.

This must all be done while staring her in the eye, of course. At no point will you want to break eye contact -- you don't want people to think you're a weirdo who's not talking to anyone in particular.


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Response to Lets give bad dating advice! 2015-03-04 11:22:36


when you're giving a blowjob make sure to imitate spongebob as closely as possible

Lets give bad dating advice!


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