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Pick-up Lines

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Pick-up Lines 2015-02-22 02:30:40


I'm considering entered the dating scene, so do you know any good pick-up lines that I can use?
As in, a pick-up line that won't end up with me getting my face and/ot nuts punched-in?

Response to Pick-up Lines 2015-02-22 02:41:41


First rule - Dont use pick up lines, its like blood to a shark and she will tear you apart unless of course she's desperate and/or severely lonely.

Secondly - As Neko said dont be a dick/jerk because again she'll not only tear you apart but tell her friends and then you're not getting anything from anyone

Response to Pick-up Lines 2015-02-22 02:59:28


"Ay girl. Come closer. You got the best smile I've ever seen. I wanna lick your teeth"

Works every time


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Response to Pick-up Lines 2015-02-22 03:07:57


The fact that you are asking a Flash games/movies site forum in the middle of the night for pick-up lines means you are not readyto engage in activities regarding the opposite sex.


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Response to Pick-up Lines 2015-02-22 03:22:11


Baby let me call you 'Silent Hill', cause things are gonna get real freaky when i'm in you ;)

Response to Pick-up Lines 2015-02-22 03:52:33 (edited 2015-02-22 03:57:34)


or you can play it smart and talk to the girl gradually instead of cheesy pick up lines, but go nuts if that works for you


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