So I went out for this weekend, and had a good time. Only thing is though. I bought a pack of Marlboro 72s, before I walked into my girlfriends house. Well, I must be retarded because I lost that pack in like one hour. Got drunk, forgot about that pack, left her house and decided to visit my stepdad for no particular reason. Bought another pack.

Lost those! What the fuck! I am now at home, long story short. With money, but no cigarettes. How the fuck do I lose two packs of smokes a day!?

God damn, I am craving so hard. Oh and I left my wallet at my stepdads house, my stupid drunkass. What the fuck. Good day turned sour.

Cheer me up Newgrounds

I think you should stop smoking. Its not healthy

At 2/15/15 11:20 PM, finicalprickle wrote: I think you should stop smoking. Its not healthy

Thanks mom ill take the advice...

I should of put this in the OP.

BTW I am not gonna stop smoking, so don't even try to tell me it is bad for me, or give me a sob story. I fucking love inhaling my filthy cigarette, into my lungs. I am a lost cause trying to preach to.

Carry on folks

Smoking makes you stupid.

That's a great opportunity to stop smoking.

At 2/15/15 11:30 PM, Ghoti wrote: Smoking makes you stupid.

Still would smoke the fuck out of a cigarette right now if I had one. In fact I intend to buy another pack tomorrow. Out of spite of losing those two other packs. Still can not fucking believe it guys. In my 26 years of life on the world. I have never lost 2 packs of cigarettes. I must be getting old.

At 2/15/15 11:30 PM, Ghoti wrote: Smoking makes you stupid.

smoking makes you ded and ded ppl r dum becuz no living brainsells

rip rip rip rip

At 2/15/15 11:36 PM, Monster-64 wrote: How do you know? Have you ever died before?

Who hasn't died before? I got the shit killed out of me yesterday playing counterstrike 1.6.

You can always get more cancer sticks, at least you did not lose your wallet. That is the worst feeling in the world.

To add on to what I was saying, and being relevant to some users posts. Are we not all? Already dying a slow death? Hell, I do not believe in fairytale gods. Were done when we die, that is it! I already made my genetic mark on the earth.

But hell, if our universe is born and molded/surrounded by a multiverse. When I die and switch consciousness.....Still gonna smoke.

Fuck it, I am sure there is some alternate timeline where I wear a Mr Peanut had and glass eye piece. All the while smiling as the smoke lifts it's way up my smug grin...floating toward my eyes as I say FUCK YOU

Your fault for not putting them in your coat pockets. now you're gonna be insufferable until you get enough money for smokes.

Yea, i stole your shit. It feels so good on my nipples.

At 2/16/15 12:23 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Yea, i stole your shit. It feels so good on my nipples.

LMAO

I hope your nipples fall off

Well buy yourself another packet someones gotta buy those things, might as well be you

I took some gypsy over the counter sleeping aid medication and now I am about to pass the fuck out. See you tomorrow NG while I drift off to lala land.

I expect this thread to be huge tomorrow.\

Jk, I expect nothing

At 2/15/15 11:11 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

You're supposed to be a responsible father.

At 2/15/15 11:13 PM, Sekhem wrote: did you swallow the cigarettes?

i know it happens sometimes

Not everyone has internal oral fixation, Sekhem.

At 2/16/15 09:27 AM, Hoodie wrote: Maybe their at your girlfriends, or in the car, or at your stepdad's, or in your jacket or something.

I don't know.

I am gonna buy some in a few hours, the funny thing though. Is I had a dream where my friends left me at a store for 2 hours, and I woke up angry. "those fuckers"

lol Nicotine withdrawal

At 2/15/15 11:42 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Were done when we die, that is it! I already made my genetic mark on the earth.

yeah your daughter can fuck off with all those years of life she still has ahead of her; you blew your load in a woman, your job is done. She'll be fine with a prematurely miserable and unhealthy father coughing his lungs up and wondering how things could have gone if he hadn't blown $8 every couple of days for years so he could feel kinda lightheaded for a bit.

It's 2015; young people who are still taking up cigarettes are a fucking joke.

At 2/16/15 01:23 PM, Jester wrote:

Yup that's the spirit!

Fuck the haters

Here is my response to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouZo8BgYGw0&feature=youtu.be

That's right fuckers, yall anti psa smoke shit talk is bullshit